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  1. mrdrevil2u mrdrevil2u is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 7:34pm)

    I'm sitting in the Bellagio and call you in for a conference. I offer you the opportunity to win one tournament of your choosing of course in exchange for your soul then let you go back to your donkish ways. There are of course conditions.

    1) You will have to play holdem 40 hrs a week on your own money regardless of streaks or I come for you and your dead.

    You say fine but stipulate that I can not spike the deck or players against you. Free will prevails. I say fine.

    2) You will only be dealt 3 card pairs preflop, rank and suit of your choosing, but not AA nor KK for the rest of your life. Then I suggest 7h2s, 5c4d, and Qc2c, possibly.

    You likely say QsQd, AsKs, JhTh.

    Do we have a deal?
  2. ABorges ABorges is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 7:43pm) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    lol what?
  3. OfxAxRevolution OfxAxRevolution is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 8:20pm) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    did u really spend all that time thinking of that??? why dont u play some poker instead
  4. YoshiYashiki YoshiYashiki is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 8:28pm) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    1. Why would you come for me and my dead?

    2. How do you get dealt 3 card pairs?
  5. Scheps93 Scheps93 is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 8:34pm) in reply to YoshiYashiki

    nice life
  6. phatcat phatcat is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 8:37pm) in reply to YoshiYashiki

    "1. Why would you come for me and my dead? "

    I literally lol'd twice.
    444 11
  7. Shaaarrrp Shaaarrrp is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 8:40pm) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    Being forced to play 40 hrs per week until you die is pretty much hell
     
  8. calvert_skans calvert_skans is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 8:55pm) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    I would obv choose to win the WSOP ME. Then I would happily agree to the conditions as I would play 5c/10c for 40 hours a week and happily just fold away laughing while I counted my $10 million.
  9. tmleafs1967 tmleafs1967 is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 9:41pm) in reply to calvert_skans

    ^^^ U wouldn't laugh for long 10 million bucks u cant spend because poker in .5/.10 nosebleeds has become a fulltime job you don't want to do anymore so you get a rope and end it all!!!!!!!

    be careful the devil is a tricky fker
  10. calvert_skans calvert_skans is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 9:44pm) in reply to tmleafs1967

    Meh 40 hours a week is like 5 hours a day so i'd play couple hours in the morning and a few hours at night and spend my $10 million during the day.
  11. POKER_PANDA POKER_PANDA is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 9:51pm) in reply to calvert_skans

    tough crowd
  12. tmleafs1967 tmleafs1967 is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 10:06pm) in reply to calvert_skans

    errrrr.......8 hrs a day
  13. Hustlr Hustlr is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 11:03pm) in reply to tmleafs1967

     
    Originally Posted by tmleafs1967 View Post

    errrrr.......8 hrs a day

    Are you sure? Wouldn't that be 56 hours a week?
  14. Ace_upmy_Slv 73 Ace_upmy_Slv 73 is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 11:22pm) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    I was mildly amused until this:

    '2) You will only be dealt 3 card pairs preflop, rank and suit of your choosing, but not AA nor KK for the rest of your life. Then I suggest 7h2s, 5c4d, and Qc2c, possibly.'

    Uhhhhhhhhhhh............huh? What? Excuse me?

    I just finished pushing hot needles thru my eyes to punish myself for even responding to this post......
    Sincerely,

    The idiot who took real time from his day and poker playing to respond.
     
  15. gamb0holic gamb0holic is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 11:26pm) in reply to Ace_upmy_Slv 73

    serious response
  16. alwaysdrowning alwaysdrowning is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 11:30pm) in reply to Ace_upmy_Slv 73

    I don't understand. Where's the bad part? The 40 hours? A lot of people work real jobs for far more than 40 hours a week.

    No AA/KK but I can have either AKs, QQ, or JTs every hand?

    Sign me up.
  17. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 11:34pm) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    Can I tie 200 pounds of rocks to you and throw you in the pool instead?
  18. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Dec 12th, 2008 (12/12/2008 2:43am) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    does the devil have a brother in mexico too?
  19. AbnormalQ AbnormalQ is offline

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    Dec 12th, 2008 (12/12/2008 2:53am) in reply to Ozzie

     
    Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post

    does the devil have a brother in mexico too?

    loooooooooooooooooool
  20. Seba46 Seba46 is offline

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    Dec 12th, 2008 (12/12/2008 3:06am) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    Sorry, I don't believe in crap
  21. Hoobangin Hoobangin is offline

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    Dec 12th, 2008 (12/12/2008 3:17am) in reply to Seba46

    I really hope hell is cooler than this...
     
  22. brent212 brent212 is offline

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    Dec 12th, 2008 (12/12/2008 3:30am) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    i have no idea what is going on
  23. thearthurdog thearthurdog is offline

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    Dec 12th, 2008 (12/12/2008 6:21am) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    SMOKE

    LESS

    CRACK
  24. smcrawford2 smcrawford2 is offline The Decision Tree

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    Dec 12th, 2008 (12/12/2008 6:26am) in reply to mrdrevil2u

     
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