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I'm not a superuser!

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  1. JessMan900 JessMan900 is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 6:34pm)

    Ok, I've got to set the record straight. I'm tired of the constant accusations that I'm cheating, colluding, and most frequently that I'm a superuser.

    I know, my stats are sick. Really ridiculous, in fact. The animosity directed at me for the exorbitant amount of money I make on a regular basis is understandable, but I assure you baseless. Not everyone can go on runs like me, I understand. Perhaps if you become a student of the game, you too can be a hundred, nay a thousandaire! When I call you with that weak ace OOP and don't suck out, it's merely to put some more chips back into play for the sake of fairness and good sportsmanship. Winning every tourney makes me feel like a hollow shell of a man, so I've got to level the field.

    I hope this helped clear things up, and will put these rampant accusations to rest for good. That is all.
     
  2. -BlackFours- -BlackFours- is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 6:36pm) in reply to JessMan900

    Ummm...but your name isn't Halfrek
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  3. Fife19 Fife19 is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 6:38pm) in reply to -BlackFours-

    Mediocrity has never been so modest.
  4. JessMan900 JessMan900 is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 6:57pm) in reply to -BlackFours-

    Who is this Halfrek that you speak of? Sounds like a real nobody.
     
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  5. JessMan900 JessMan900 is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 8:01pm) in reply to JessMan900

    So I've gotten PMs talking shit already on this subject . My next question is this: If a level falls in a forest, and people don't understand it, was it ever really a level? Discuss.
     
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  6. Neek Neek is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 8:03pm) in reply to JessMan900

    I'm sorry, I like clever threads and all, but this one just isn't nearly as clever as you think it is. You seem to have a pretty good command of the English language too, so go put it to good use and stop wasting it on the mouth breathers on the average internet forum.
     
  7. JessMan900 JessMan900 is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 8:07pm) in reply to Neek

    Appreciate the advice, keep in mind I'm bored and just having a little fun while playing some donkaments, wasn't going for the "uber-clever post of the year" award.
     
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  8. Neek Neek is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 8:09pm) in reply to JessMan900

    No worries. GL at the tables.

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  9. JessMan900 JessMan900 is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 9:02pm) in reply to Neek

    I heard membership is way down....dues must be a bitch

    GL to you as well.
     
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  10. MikeCaroJr MikeCaroJr is offline

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    Jun 15th, 2008 (6/15/2008 9:16pm) in reply to JessMan900

    I had a chuckle....needs more ridiculousness imo
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