Okay, so first this hand to bust me in the Million on partypoker just after making the money:

Seat 4: Juventus888 ( $17842 )
Seat 5: Schadenfreude1 ( $53993 )
Seat 7: richardmoats ( $47512 )
Seat 9: stm363 ( $22611 )
Seat 2: da__icestro ( $130883 )
Seat 3: COspu42 ( $62992 )
Seat 6: KidWonder ( $11755 )
Seat 1: BC_LOBO ( $6577 )
Seat 8: Schidlowski ( $6133 )
Seat 10: Ficus_Picus ( $37620 )
Trny:27629083 Level:11
Blinds-Antes(1000/2000-75)
BC_LOBO posts ante [ 75 ].
da__icestro posts ante [ 75 ].
COspu42 posts ante [ 75 ].
Juventus888 posts ante [ 75 ].
Schadenfreude1 posts ante [ 75 ].
KidWonder posts ante [ 75 ].
richardmoats posts ante [ 75 ].
Schidlowski posts ante [ 75 ].
stm363 posts ante [ 75 ].
Ficus_Picus posts ante [ 75 ].

Holecards:
Dealt to Schadenfreude1 [ ]
KidWonder will be using his time bank for this hand.
FOLD KidWonder
FOLD richardmoats
Schidlowski will be using his time bank for this hand.
CALL Schidlowski, 2000
FOLD stm363
FOLD Ficus_Picus
FOLD BC_LOBO
CALL da__icestro, 2000
FOLD COspu42
FOLD Juventus888
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CHECK Schadenfreude1

Flop:
[ ]
CHECK Schadenfreude1
CHECK Schidlowski
BET da__icestro, 4000
RAISE Schadenfreude1 , 14000
FOLD Schidlowski
COspu42: in the money congrats
Schidlowski: ty u 2
CALL da__icestro, 10000

Turn:
[ ]
ALL-IN Schadenfreude1 [ 37918 ]
CALL da__icestro, 37918

River:
[ ]
Schadenfreude1 shows [ ] high card king .
da__icestro shows [ ] a pair of nines .
da__icestro wins 111586 chips from the main pot with a pair of nines .

Weird, huh?

And so that put me on monkey tilt so I did this in the stars second chance:

pokerstars Game #5992148586: Tournament #29830635 $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2006/08/20 - 20:31:37 (ET)
Table '29830635 21' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: luckyfire4 (7569 in chips)
Seat 2: saltysab (535 in chips)
Seat 3: iMsoLucky0 (9702 in chips)
Seat 4: CZuke39 (6835 in chips)
Seat 5: SonnyNapoli (10404 in chips)
Seat 6: KNIGHT888 (2609 in chips)
Seat 7: yonco46 (4126 in chips)
Seat 8: threelll2001 (17725 in chips)
Seat 9: Belinda20 (10400 in chips)
luckyfire4: posts the ante 20
saltysab: posts the ante 20
iMsoLucky0 : posts the ante 20
CZuke39: posts the ante 20
SonnyNapoli: posts the ante 20
KNIGHT888: posts the ante 20
yonco46: posts the ante 20
threelll2001: posts the ante 20
Belinda20: posts the ante 20
iMsoLucky0 : posts small blind 200
CZuke39: posts big blind 400

Holecards:
Dealt to iMsoLucky0 [ ]
>>>KNIGHT888 said, "i get kk evey 1 mucks"
FOLD SonnyNapoli
FOLD KNIGHT888
>>>SonnyNapoli said, ";p; knight"
FOLD yonco46
FOLD threelll2001
FOLD Belinda20
FOLD luckyfire4
FOLD saltysab
>>>SonnyNapoli said, "LOL!"
CALL iMsoLucky0 , 200
CHECK CZuke39:

Flop:
[ ]
BET iMsoLucky0 , 650
RAISE CZuke39, 950 to 1600
RAISE iMsoLucky0 , 7682 to 9282 and is all-in
CALL CZuke39, 4815 and is all-in

Turn:
[ ] [ ]

River:
[ ] [ ]
>>>iMsoLucky0 said, "gg"

Showdown:
iMsoLucky0 : shows [ ] (a straight Four to Eight)
CZuke39: shows [ ] (two pair Tens and Eights)
iMsoLucky0 collected 13810 from pot
>>>SonnyNapoli said, "LOL!"

SUMMARY:
Total pot 13810 | Rake 0

Board:
[ ]
Seat 1: luckyfire4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: saltysab (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: iMsoLucky0 (small blind) showed [ ] and won (13810) with a straight Four to Eight
Seat 4: CZuke39 (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with two pair Tens and Eights
Seat 5: SonnyNapoli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: KNIGHT888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: yonco46 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: threelll2001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Belinda20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

TELL ME THE POKER GODS DON"T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

TEACH ME MONKEY TILT!

it seems this "monkey tilt" must involve knowing precisely what the turn and river will be. yes thats it!

LoL, then just now in the 109r:

pokerstars Game #5992587050: Tournament #29830641 $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/08/20 - 21:06:11 (ET)
Table '29830641 5' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: mman_status (12175 in chips)
Seat 2: iMsoLucky0 (18770 in chips)
Seat 3: threelll2001 (5575 in chips)
Seat 4: kwob20 (5000 in chips)
Seat 5: Rob99 (7010 in chips)
Seat 6: MrConceit (10445 in chips)
Seat 7: deleteyou (5770 in chips)
Seat 8: BodogAri (8595 in chips)
Seat 9: dwongz (7750 in chips)
MrConceit: posts small blind 100
deleteyou: posts big blind 200

Holecards:
Dealt to iMsoLucky0 [ ]
FOLD BodogAri
FOLD dwongz
FOLD mman_status
CALL iMsoLucky0 , 200
FOLD threelll2001
FOLD kwob20
FOLD Rob99
CALL MrConceit, 100
RAISE deleteyou, 600 to 800
CALL iMsoLucky0 , 600
FOLD MrConceit

Flop:
[ ]
CHECK deleteyou:
CHECK iMsoLucky0 :

Turn:
[ ] [ ]
CHECK deleteyou:
BET iMsoLucky0 , 1000
CALL deleteyou, 1000

River:
[ ] [ ]
CHECK deleteyou:
BET iMsoLucky0 , 2000
RAISE deleteyou, 1970 to 3970 and is all-in
CALL iMsoLucky0 , 1970

Showdown:
deleteyou: shows [ ] (a full house Aces full of Fours)
iMsoLucky0 : shows [ ] (four of a kind Fours)
iMsoLucky0 collected 11740 from pot
>>>mman_status said, "holy ****"

SUMMARY:
Total pot 11740 | Rake 0

Board:
[ ]
Seat 1: mman_status folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: iMsoLucky0 showed [ ] and won (11740) with four of a kind Fours
Seat 3: threelll2001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: kwob20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Rob99 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MrConceit (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: deleteyou (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with a full house Aces full of Fours
Seat 8: BodogAri folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: dwongz folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Dude! Iron out the inner workings of "Monkey Tilt", and write a book. Call it "Monkey Tilt; The Luckbox Factor" and you'll make millions. I'd even get you to autograph one for me!

wow. too funny. haha!

Thanks for that ridiculous beat...I think i actually threw up all over my laptop.