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Introducing the new patent pending Troll Reverse Suck-Out Technology

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  1. Texas Troll Texas Troll is offline

    Pearland, TX
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    May 12th, 2005 (5/12/2005 2:33am)

    I've explained and demonstrated my patented Troll Suck-Out Technology. I'm now ready to present my new patent pending Troll Reverse Suck-Out Technology. This new technology can be used anytime you enter a pot with a far superior hand only to have your oppenent suck out with his 2 outer. I put it to work in the first hand of this 6 man Sit-n-Go on UB and as you can see below, the results are undeniable!!

    condor49 is at seat 0 with 1500.
    MajicRat is at seat 1 with 1500.
    nedflanders is at seat 2 with 1500.
    buzesis is at seat 3 with 1500.
    PuffinMyLye is at seat 4 with 1500.
    Texas Troll is at seat 5 with 1500.
    The button is at seat 3.

    PuffinMyLye posts the small blind of 10.
    Texas Troll posts the big blind of 20.

    Texas Troll: Ac As

    Pre-flop:

    condor49 folds. MajicRat folds. nedflanders calls.
    buzesis raises to 90. PuffinMyLye re-raises to 310.
    Texas Troll calls. (after a long thoughtful pause to suck everyone in)
    nedflanders folds.
    buzesis goes all-in for 1500. (first he types in hmmmmmm)
    PuffinMyLye goes all-in for 1500.
    Texas Troll goes all-in for 1500.

    Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

    buzesis shows 8d 8c.
    PuffinMyLye shows Qd Qs.
    Texas Troll shows Ac As.

    Flop (board: Qh 8s 4d): (not just 1 players sucks-out, but both!)

    Turn (board: Qh 8s 4d 4h) (I immediately invoke my Reverse Suck-Out Technology)

    River (board: Qh 8s 4d 4h Ah): (Boooommmmm)

    Showdown:

    buzesis has 8d 8c 8s 4d 4h: full house, eights full of fours.
    PuffinMyLye has Qd Qs Qh 4d 4h: full house, queens full of fours.
    Texas Troll has Ac As 4d 4h Ah: full house, aces full of fours.

    Texas Troll wins 4520 with full house, aces full of fours.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------

    There are still a few bugs with this technology as I took 4th in this 6 man tourney after knocking out the first 2 players and trippling up on the first hand. Seems a nasty side affect is it only works once and then drastically increases your odds of future suck-outs. What can I say, it's still in beta!!

    ---Troll
  2. Haloth2 Haloth2 is offline

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    May 12th, 2005 (5/12/2005 2:35am) in reply to Texas Troll

    lol, that is great.
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