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  1. Passiveplay Passiveplay is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 7:33pm) in reply to gpokerg

    I predict that anyone who named themselves as a breakout player will be hit by a bus. They won't die but will be pretty messed up and will have plenty of time to play poker while recovering, this will lead to a breakout year. Strange that is exactly what they wanted the entire time.
     
  2. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 9:11pm) in reply to Passiveplay

     
    Originally Posted by Passiveplay View Post

    I predict that anyone who named themselves as a breakout player will be hit by a bus. They won't die but will be pretty messed up and will have plenty of time to play poker while recovering, this will lead to a breakout year. Strange that is exactly what they wanted the entire time.

    Due to the recent spate of one and two vehicle collisions involving buses across the country, and spattering of cases around the globe, local police will cooperate with federal authorities in concert with local and state authorities abroad to investigate the apparent spike in accidents. Through vigorous investigation, a couple of tips, and a bit of luck, they will successfully uncover a plot by an individual posting on internet poker forums under the name "Passiveplay" to do bodily harm to a list of individuals whose online handles were found scrawled across pieces of paper, napkins, walls, and other miscellaneous objects around his house.

    Despite a lengthy and hotly contested court trial process, investigators and prosecutors were never able to determine any reasonable motive outside of a obscure thread in an online poker forum in which the victims posted excitement about their prospects in the coming year. Regardless, prosecutors were able to establish the guilt of the perpetrator beyond the reasonable doubt of the present jury members.

    In the end, "Passiveplay" was found to have exerted almost all of his energy throughout the year to this endeavor. He had spent countless hours studying the traveling habits and local bus systems of his marks, sabotaging their personal vehicles and those belonging to the bus systems, and ensuring that minimal collateral damage was done. He invested dollar upon dollar into this new passion of his, obliterating his entire online poker bankroll in order to see it through to the end.

    For all his effort, in the end the man had nothing to show for it, other than a new place to stay, with some rather unsavory new roommates. But every time someone asked about it, he held his head high, proudly stating that his prediction was the one to hold true and he would never regret it.
  3. skanky980 skanky980 is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 9:14pm) in reply to wes_mc

    younggunzosu22
     
  4. comandr_cool comandr_cool is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 9:21pm) in reply to skanky980

    i cant think of anyone who is less of a tool tbh. did labrat slowroll one of ur guys shitty horses or something?
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 9:33pm) in reply to wes_mc

     
    Originally Posted by wes_mc View Post

    Due to the recent spate of one and two vehicle collisions involving buses across the country, and spattering of cases around the globe, local police will cooperate with federal authorities in concert with local and state authorities abroad to investigate the apparent spike in accidents. Through vigorous investigation, a couple of tips, and a bit of luck, they will successfully uncover a plot by an individual posting on internet poker forums under the name "Passiveplay" to do bodily harm to a list of individuals whose online handles were found scrawled across pieces of paper, napkins, walls, and other miscellaneous objects around his house.

    Despite a lengthy and hotly contested court trial process, investigators and prosecutors were never able to determine any reasonable motive outside of a obscure thread in an online poker forum in which the victims posted excitement about their prospects in the coming year. Regardless, prosecutors were able to establish the guilt of the perpetrator beyond the reasonable doubt of the present jury members.

    In the end, "Passiveplay" was found to have exerted almost all of his energy throughout the year to this endeavor. He had spent countless hours studying the traveling habits and local bus systems of his marks, sabotaging their personal vehicles and those belonging to the bus systems, and ensuring that minimal collateral damage was done. He invested dollar upon dollar into this new passion of his, obliterating his entire online poker bankroll in order to see it through to the end.

    For all his effort, in the end the man had nothing to show for it, other than a new place to stay, with some rather unsavory new roommates. But every time someone asked about it, he held his head high, proudly stating that his prediction was the one to hold true and he would never regret it.


    HOF
     
  6. rainmanrcp rainmanrcp is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 9:38pm) in reply to comandr_cool

     
    Originally Posted by comandr_cool View Post

    i cant think of anyone who is less of a tool tbh. did labrat slowroll one of ur guys shitty horses or something?

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 10:00pm) in reply to comandr_cool

    gar2garvin, zenenso, abratzzi, and makememaster will all have an improved year, Best year in 2011, GL GUYS!
     
  8. Goldenad Goldenad is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 10:21pm) in reply to comandr_cool

     
    Originally Posted by comandr_cool View Post

    i cant think of anyone who is less of a tool tbh. did labrat slowroll one of ur guys shitty horses or something?

    pretty much this. havent talked with TLR more than a few times but hes never been anything short of nice
     
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 10:58pm) in reply to Goldenad

     
    Originally Posted by Goldenad View Post

    pretty much this. havent talked with TLR more than a few times but hes never been anything short of nice

    only complaint i have with tlr is that my gf likes him better than she likes me, but i guess thats more of a compliment towards him and a slight to me, but ya as for francis hes prolly one of the nicest people i talk to online.
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  10. bbbbb33 bbbbb33 is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 11:01pm) in reply to jshark4

    fuck turbos and fuck the labrat
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  11. 2black3z 2black3z is offline DO NOT TRADE

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 11:07pm) in reply to bbbbb33

    TLB owns you
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 11:08pm) in reply to bbbbb33

     
    Originally Posted by bbbbb33 View Post

    fuck turbos and fuck the labrat

    qft

    also agree w/Jodie Meeks undoubtedly
     
  13. buckshot457 buckshot457 is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 11:14pm) in reply to gpokerg

    Played a lot with Jewish Thunder at Venetian this summer. Good fella, real solid player, hope he does swell next year.
     
  14. Steve Murkle Steve Murkle is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 11:15pm) in reply to dude904

    Pretty disappointed with this thread :(
    Edited By: Steve Murkle Dec 29th, 2010 at 11:16 PM
    Reason: my feelings are hurt
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  15. pjformella pjformella is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 11:16pm) in reply to dude904

    tlr told me to die once after I knocked out one of his friends in a tourney :( Take that fwiw guys!
     
  16. bbbbb33 bbbbb33 is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 11:19pm) in reply to dude904

     
    Originally Posted by dude904 View Post

    qft

    also agree w/Jodie Meeks undoubtedly

    i was kidding i love francis
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  17. JMaster130 JMaster130 is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 11:42pm) in reply to pjformella

     
    Originally Posted by pjformella View Post

    tlr told me to die once after I knocked out one of his friends in a tourney :( Take that fwiw guys!

    only once? you must be new.

    Just read through urbandictionary's various definitions of "tool" and there's only one that could conceivably be used to describe TLR:

    "7. tool:
    a fake person."

    Not in the disingenuous way either, he's as genuine as they come. He just does shit that most humans aren't naturally inclined to do, like shipping a 100r for like 19k and then firing up a $2 superturbo at 4am and FT-ing it.

    Edit: In before Francis finally enters the top 100 next Weds
    Edited By: JMaster130 Dec 30th, 2010 at 02:59 AM
    Reason: congrats bud
     
  18. SchwoMoney SchwoMoney is offline

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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 12:02am) in reply to andressoprano

    brin1285 ftw
  19. JRisk17 JRisk17 is offline

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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 12:15am) in reply to jshark4

     
    Originally Posted by jshark4 View Post

    only complaint i have with tlr is that my gf likes him better than she likes me, but i guess thats more of a compliment towards him and a slight to me, but ya as for francis hes prolly one of the nicest people i talk to online.

    SOOO true I have a serious crush on labrat, he is so sexy<3
  20. Believer82 Believer82 is offline

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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 12:19am) in reply to JRisk17

    some dude we never heard of
    Edited By: Believer82 Dec 30th, 2010 at 12:21 AM
     
  21. buckshot457 buckshot457 is offline

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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 12:26am) in reply to Believer82

    Pmahoney22 had his break out this year I would say. But I think hes reallllly going to crush next year and win his first major.
     
  22. dude904 dude904 is offline

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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 2:02am) in reply to bbbbb33

     
    Originally Posted by bbbbb33 View Post

    i was kidding i love francis

    i was too josh i luv francis and i luv u too
     
  23. DrPepper44 DrPepper44 is offline

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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 3:45pm) in reply to dude904

    HSMTTs: Deoxyribo and BBOY3110 are gonna kill it. Huge years.
    MSMTTer to HSMTTer: Funnygut will make the jump and it will go over big time.
    Low/Mid Grinder: Shane_Gamble is due.
     
  24. royalStud royalStud is offline

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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 5:32pm) in reply to Shrubbery

     
    Originally Posted by Shrubbery View Post

    Speaking of micro grinders, methinks Audiopulse will rise from the micros and start crushing low to midstakes mtts in 2011. Def one of the hardest workers in the game and has exceptional bankroll management. very excited to see where his game goes in the next year.

    Def this. Audiopulse is a beast.
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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 5:42pm) in reply to andressoprano

    [SIZE=3]I've got to give a shoutout to Matt "grinkem" Grinkevich to have a breakout 2011. He's ending 2010 on a high note, final tabling both the $32k and $35k guarantee on FTP. Grinkem recorded a 3rd and 4th place finish for a combined $6,700 payday. He is a true low-mid MTT grinder and I'm predicting big scores for 2011! GL grinkem![/SIZE]
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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 5:59pm) in reply to RMcCarney84

    PokerToronto (sustainable on UB) will win a couple majors this year, climb up the HSMTT ranks into the top 100, and be a force to be reckoned with in 2011.
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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 6:31pm) in reply to racer

    leggggggggggggggggy, Riverloser, and/or TheBeat
     
  28. pjwiiikms pjwiiikms is offline

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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 7:06pm) in reply to inissint

    Have to check out my boy, Andy Korby (a P5er that needs to login and update his account) playing under runsonfire on UB and shipitbich on FT. Just 2 days ago he took two tourneys in the same night on UB. And in the last 5 days or so has had at least 5 final tables. Look for him to have an outstanding 2011 after soaring late in 2010!
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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 7:19pm) in reply to wandigo

     
    Originally Posted by wandigo View Post

    moneyinbag

    ^^^^

    and Avril Sharapova who has yet to have a 6 figure online score in his career
     
  30. peanut172 peanut172 is offline

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    Dec 30th, 2010 (12/30/2010 7:52pm) in reply to Artie Party

    pretty sure these guys will have good years next year.....jshark, theczar, shanetrain, crazyhorse....i hate seeing theczar on my tabs lol
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