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  1. Make fun of me, please.

    I open 300 with red aces. BB 3-bets to 1200. I 4-bet to 4000. He shoves 20k I instacall and lose to AKs.

    SUICIDE WATCH.

    3rd hand, btw.
  2. disgusting, will you atleast make it on TV?
  3. Wow..that sucks so bad....lived everyone's main event nightmare...
  4. Tough beat man.

    Lemonade? Seat open at the Rhino.
  5. So sick
  6. I hope you at least got the ESPN courtesy interview. If not hope that guy that knocked you out gets aids.
  7. and he will probably go out in the next hour....
     
  8. KILL ME NOW!

    ARRRRRRRRR INNNNNNN

    CALCALCLALCACLALCLACLALCALCLACLALCALCLALALALLACLAL CALCAL

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO
    Thread Starter
  9. Can you rebuy for day 1B?
  10. dude, you win $10k, dont you? I thought it was custom that the first player to bust gets bought in next year? Congrats or good game tradition?
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  11. jesus, literally the only bad beat post i have read all year where I actually feel really bad for the guy. So sick bro, sorry.
  12. thats the bubble boy
  13. Wow, i can't believe someone is shoving preflop with AK third hand of the main event... that's so bad.
  14. Oh, really? I thought it was first to bust....well, that sucks iweargoggles, sorry to hear!
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  15. CLACLALCACLALCALCCALCLCALCLALCLAL

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    *other guy fist pumps*

    *be's interviewed by ESPN*
    Thread Starter
  16. ?????????

    <h3 id="no25566">Matt Jansen First Player Eliminated</h3>
    The remaining players in the room let out a collective sigh of relief as they discovered that they were not the first player to bust out of the WSOP Main Event.

    The first player to bustout was Matt Jansen. His lost to Geroge Dolofam's . All the money went in on the flop of .

    "No more hearts!" screamed Dolofam.

    The turn was the and the river was the . His flush held up as Jansen was the first player eliminated from the 2007 WSOP.
  17. Pokernews has it wrong.

    Trust me, I was first.

    NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING.

    KILLL MEEEEEEEE.
    Thread Starter
  18. =(

    gross
  19. what menlo said, sorry bro...

    plzzzzzzzzzzzzz dont happen to me
     
  20. lol awsome if it happened for real haha. GG
  21. hmm hes not shoving AK... hes shoving AKs S00000000000000TED!
  22. yuck yuck yuck f dat is all i can say but hey it was soooooooooooooooooooooooted
  23. it did
     
  24. awesome?

    die dude

    shitty googles, i feel for u
  25. LOL @ 200 BB shove w/ AK. God, thats so nasty.
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  26. Wow, I'm not sure how you handled it.

    I would've probably been arrested and charged with assault.
     
  27. "Make fun of me, please."

    Sign up fast for the stars hundred grand. Massive feild! Wont be the same experience but maybe it would be close.
  28. <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(4): IWEARGOGGLES FIRST PLAYER TO BUST 2K7 MAIN EVENT!
    by Matedog_88 on 7/6/2007 15:51 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>lol awsome if it happened for real haha. GG </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    Even for PD that comment was douchier than most. I hope bad things happen to you.
  29. Standard.
  30. Sorry to hear about your bad luck. A toast to hoping the rest of your stay in Vegas is profitable.

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