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  1. ...so sad. Actually I can laugh at this...after about 9 shots of vodka.

    P.S. I wanted my first bet to look like a steal!

    pokerstars Game #1729396217: Tournament #7944086, Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2005/05/19 - 20:23:27 (ET)
    Table '7944086 10' Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: JBRUSH (12555 in chips)
    Seat 2: tuck99 (17053 in chips)
    Seat 3: KCip (4798 in chips)
    Seat 4: mav40 (9354 in chips)
    Seat 5: the_merz (8386 in chips)
    Seat 6: jimmyfiat (26002 in chips)
    Seat 7: JHRose (11652 in chips)
    Seat 8: Imajico (6325 in chips)
    Seat 9: QuatelHelix (14950 in chips)
    JBRUSH: posts the ante 25
    tuck99: posts the ante 25
    KCip: posts the ante 25
    mav40: posts the ante 25
    the_merz: posts the ante 25
    jimmyfiat: posts the ante 25
    JHRose: posts the ante 25
    Imajico: posts the ante 25
    QuatelHelix: posts the ante 25
    Imajico: posts small blind 200
    QuatelHelix: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to JHRose [Kc Kd]
    JBRUSH: folds
    tuck99: folds
    KCip: folds
    mav40: folds
    the_merz: folds
    jimmyfiat: folds
    JHRose: raises 1200 to 1600
    Imajico: folds
    QuatelHelix: calls 1200
    *** FLOP *** [Ks 6h 9s]
    QuatelHelix: checks
    JHRose: bets 1200
    QuatelHelix: calls 1200
    *** TURN *** [Ks 6h 9s] [5d]
    QuatelHelix: checks
    JHRose: bets 3200
    QuatelHelix: raises 8925 to 12125 and is all-in
    JHRose: calls 5627 and is all-in
    *** RIVER *** [Ks 6h 9s 5d] [Jd]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    QuatelHelix: shows [Th Qd] (a straight, Nine to King)
    JHRose: shows [Kc Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
    QuatelHelix collected 23679 from pot
    tuck99 said, "oh my"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 23679 | Rake 0
    Board [Ks 6h 9s 5d Jd]
    Seat 1: JBRUSH folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: tuck99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: KCip folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: mav40 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: the_merz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: jimmyfiat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: JHRose (button) showed [Kc Kd] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
    Seat 8: Imajico (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: QuatelHelix (big blind) showed [Th Qd] and won (23679) with a straight, Nine to King
     
  2. Tough one.. but put it in the bad beats section please
     
  3. ...riverstars
  4. ganks own.
  5. Don't listen to this guy. And don't put this post in the bad beats section. First of all, it's not a bad beat. Anyone will tell you that. No normal person would push KK that hard on a J-high flop (joking) and second of all, people don't read the bad beats section on this website anyway. And why should they. You think I want to read about bad beats all day long? Please. If you want respect, and you want people to acknowlege you, start posting your bad beats in this section. Every single one of them. And then start saying you "own" after awhile.

    By the way, son, you know how the term "own" started? Well, let me take you back a little in online history and tell you how it all began...

    A little known player named "Gank" was playing 0.50/1.00 hold em and every time he would take down a pot he would say, "Gank won."

    "Gank won"

    It got a little annoying after awhile, but still he would say it. "Gank won"

    And then one time he took down a monster pot and accidentally hit the "O" on the keyboard before the "W" and typed in, "Gank own"

    Some kid at the table started laughing and said, "LOL, gank own?? You dumba**. That doesn't even make sense."

    Gank: Duh okay. What I meant to say was Gank... owns! Yeah that's it. Gank owns!

    Kid: Oh okay, i get it. Wow that makes even more sense. You should start using that every time now. Gank owns. Might make for a good website too! Hey it might catch on. People all across the internet will start using it and saying it every time they win a tournament. Gank owns!!

    Gank: Thanks!!

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