this is one of the most epic threads I have ever read, and the funniest part about it is, the just realized that dtools22 and i went to high school together and actually had classes together, I had never bothered to look at the name in his profile until now.

el oh el

HOF

ok as i want to point a few things ot ill make a few posts.
1, when i lived in vermont, it took only 3 hours to get to foxwoods not 4 hours plus.'
2 i live in uncasville now, which is about 5 mins away from rainmaker garage.I always always park on p 5 right next to the elevator, in my cherry red dodge avenger. If ever interested look behind the post office in uncasville you cant miss me.

ok , another point i was there, i wasnt hiding. The whole u coming up to me thing and me wearing a pink hat had nothing to do with the 50$ i owed u. It had to do with playing me live moron. I guess if u hadnt wagered the other bet i have payed u off for sure then played. Pretty funny all 5 people in the room with a pink hat on were 300lbs plus sure they were kid. Thats plausable lmao. So go with the 12 noon u were there (supposedly) there wasnt more than 6 tables of 1-2 going at that time, I didnt look for anyone but i did walk by a few times to have a smoke and i was waiting for a hey u but none ever came. Funny how we had one thing set up then while u are there people are saying now its up to me to find u. Ggrow a set of balls. get a life man. And the whole hand that you explained wasnt even true. first of all i had k 7 of hearts. U raised in first pos that part is true then i was one of the 6 people to call 2 bets to get reraised to 4 bets with 6 people in. the odds are little different in my favor with that many bets in the pot i did call the 4 bets with my top pair weak kicker on flop cause i thought it was justifiable. Wit5h that many people in ill do it most every time i have top pair. then it was just u and me and 1 other i check called turn and river. Right its not the best play, but 20 mins later u jump down my throat. THats just bad manners u win a pot then bitch at me about it.
Also when the bet was made u did not have me 2-1 you had 4100 and i had 3200 yes u were ahead but this is getting to be like a fish story.

PS the only thing good to come out of this was a post by someone that made the newspaper article that was amazingly funy and it will be printed and put on my wall i loved it thanks. still laughing on that 1

All you guys need to do is come up with an EXACT TIME AND PLACE to meet. That way when Kyzer inevitably bitches out and doesn't show, he can't use logistics as an excuse. Although he'll probably say he had a doctor's appointment or something.

Or just ask somebody who works there if they know a guy that goes by tank. I mean he said he knows everyone there so.........

 

Originally Posted by kyzersosa1

PS the only thing good to come out of this was a post by someone that made the newspaper article that was amazingly funy and it will be printed and put on my wall i loved it thanks. still laughing on that 1

My pleasure Tank, this dramament brought me much smiles.

this thread is funny on a couple of levels...

to the dude who made the bet, lost the best, couldn't pay the debt because he's broke and a liar, made up an excuse for not being able to pay, then made up some story about paying up in person at foxwoods: just pay the 50 bucks or stfu, gtfo, and let everyone know through your silence and lack of payment what sort of lying scumbag you obv really are.

to the dude that made the bet, won the bet, and didn't get payed: why not try to set up a specific time and place to meet at foxwoods? like 1 pm on wed. in front of the cage or whatever..

to the dude who made the newspaper article: A for effort, you brought some humor to the thread. F for fail, your lack of spellcheck and teh generally poor grammars has poor ol Hugh Brawl rawling in his grave.

and to me: lordy lordy I have too much spare time

 

Originally Posted by PocketRuners

I <3 trash talk, please dont stop.

FWIW I think that 50 needs to be paid. dtools joke bet about the size wasnt really a bet. However, if you wish to collect on that bet kyzer then you need to prove that you are not exactly 5'5 and 150 soaking wet. Therefore, you must allow dtools to dump several pails of water over your head and then step on a scale just to be sure. Even if bone dry you are 6'4 and 250 the bet is soaking wet, who knows, you might shrink. I think dtools would probalby agree to call the 50 even if you prove it this way.

But I do love the idea of you guys playing HU if possible. Please do this and find a way to televise it.

I have, like many other have, read through this, followed it like a weekly tv drama, been entertained, loved the newspaper article......but this ^^^^ is the funniest ass shit....

 

Originally Posted by bluefin

 

Originally Posted by robodarko

this thread is funny on a couple of levels...

to the dude who made the bet, lost the best, couldn't pay the debt because he's broke and a liar, made up an excuse for not being able to pay, then made up some story about paying up in person at foxwoods: just pay the 50 bucks or stfu, gtfo, and let everyone know through your silence and lack of payment what sort of lying scumbag you obv really are.

to the dude that made the bet, won the bet, and didn't get payed: why not try to set up a specific time and place to meet at foxwoods? like 1 pm on wed. in front of the cage or whatever..

to the dude who made the newspaper article: A for effort, you brought some humor to the thread. F for fail, your lack of spellcheck and teh generally poor grammars has poor ol Hugh Brawl rawling in his grave.

and to me: lordy lordy I have too much spare time

Huh?

Welcome to teh innerwebs.

 

Originally Posted by bluefin

 

Originally Posted by robodarko

this thread is funny on a couple of levels...

to the dude who made the bet, lost the best, couldn't pay the debt because he's broke and a liar, made up an excuse for not being able to pay, then made up some story about paying up in person at foxwoods: just pay the 50 bucks or stfu, gtfo, and let everyone know through your silence and lack of payment what sort of lying scumbag you obv really are.

to the dude that made the bet, won the bet, and didn't get payed: why not try to set up a specific time and place to meet at foxwoods? like 1 pm on wed. in front of the cage or whatever..

to the dude who made the newspaper article: A for effort, you brought some humor to the thread. F for fail, your lack of spellcheck and teh generally poor grammars has poor ol Hugh Brawl rawling in his grave.

and to me: lordy lordy I have too much spare time

Huh?

WP SIR WP

Well everyone, it's been a long a strange journey but it looks like the situation is over. I found kyzersosa1 playing on stars a few nights ago. Being the huge baller he is he was in a $1.10 HORSE MTT. He seriously thinks that the joke I told about him being 5'5" and 150lbs or less was a valid bet. Even when I humored him and said that he still at least needs to prove he is the size he says his response was as priceless as everything else, "Nah, I already know how tall I am."

You can't write shit like this on your own. Well, I hope everyone enjoyed the thread and sorry I failed on the pics. At least another has been is now exposed and we all got a good chuckle. I'd say I've gotten a $50 laugh out of this.

die thread