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  1. all this chat taken from other forum .

    stuckinpghpoker: STUCKINPGH:nice value bet there mark lol
    DRUNK DRIVER:it isn't.. but he moved away
    MARK SEIF:huh?
    DRUNK DRIVER:this is as close as i can get
    MARK SEIF:what was that?
    UCNOLES:lol ok
    STUCKINPGH:K78QQ... 78 real good
    DRUNK DRIVER:noles let me have your seat
    MARK SEIF:why dont shut the f up?

    You're connected to our server. Enjoy your game.
    DRUNK DRIVER:saved me $25
    DRUNK DRIVER:miau
    DRUNK DRIVER:i've got a superior verandah deluxe room!
    DRUNK DRIVER:YaY
    MARK SEIF:thats so weak DD
    MARK SEIF:you gotta sit to my left ?
    DRUNK DRIVER:because i think you are so attractive
    DRUNK DRIVER:i want to be close to you
    UCNOLES:he paid me $25 for it
    STUCKINPGH:I just wanna sit next to BootyCall
    MARK SEIF:you talk a big game but you you're really pretty weak
    BOOTYCALL:seif and booty sandwich
    DRUNK DRIVER:why is mark being so uppity today
    DRUNK DRIVER:first he tells stuck to shut the f up
    MARK SEIF:a lot of you guys talk real big
    DRUNK DRIVER:and now he calls me weak
    STUCKINPGH:seeing Booty is a host on the food network
    MARK SEIF:but i never see you in any $500/1000 or $1000/2000
    BOOTYCALL:be careful...seif will ban your chat if you defend yourself
    MARK SEIF:games that we play
    DRUNK DRIVER:put $500/$1000 on this site and i'll be in it
    UCNOLES:haha i hear ya
    MARK SEIF:booty i'll just bar you
    UCNOLES:i already asked why 75/150 is the max limit
    MARK SEIF:because you're a little punk
    STUCKINPGH:omg how professional
    BOOTYCALL:I am sure the managers will like you banning people because
    BOOTYCALL:they beat you
    MARK SEIF:LOL
    MARK SEIF:manager will like - lmao
    DRUNK DRIVER:they should cut and paste this conversation for the next AP
    DRUNK DRIVER:magazine ad
    MARK SEIF:you think because i endorse ap and i'm a pro i have to put
    BOOTYCALL:there should be a ticker for losses since he started
    MARK SEIF:up with your bs?
    BOOTYCALL:you started this
    DRUNK DRIVER:mark i wasn't saying anything to you
    MARK SEIF:and i'll end it too -
    BOOTYCALL:I haven't said anything to you since the last time you went
    BOOTYCALL:off
    MARK SEIF:i've already chat blocked you
    BOOTYCALL:now you come in here and talk trash because you lose
    MARK SEIF:the next step will be to close your account if you continue
    MARK SEIF:to be abusive
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  2. <SPAN class=postbody>MARK SEIF:you name the game the stakes and the venue
    STUCKINPGH: my house... bring your jelly beans
    DONKEY1211:lol
    DONKEY1211:good stuff pgh</SPAN>
    Thread Starter
  3. STUCKINPGH: is AP a democracy?
    DRUNK DRIVER:gay river
    UCNOLES:sorry
    UCNOLES:must be the seat
    BOOTYCALL:AP is something far more special
    STUCKINPGH:seriously... should ANY player have the right to ban another
    BOOTYCALL:too precious to be a democracy
    UCNOLES:it sure is
    STUCKINPGH:am I the only one that sees that as an issue?
    UCNOLES:i cant win good hands
    UCNOLES:damn it, a good hand
    DRUNK DRIVER:i see a lot issues but i am afraid to say
    UCNOLES:so conflicted
    BOOTYCALL:I think we should start a PAC to lobby for equal rights.
    DRUNK DRIVER:i like insulting railtards too much
    STUCKINPGH:I'm not harping on you Mark... I'm just saying the whole
    MACON_MARC:shut up donk
    STUCKINPGH:situation is a bit messed up
    MACON_MARC:directed at DD
    UCNOLES:why did i even think to call
    UCNOLES:im a retard
    STUCKINPGH:bc I like playing here
    MARK SEIF:what is messed up?
    UCNOLES:good hands are the devil
    UCNOLES:here we go
    UCNOLES:a non good hand
    STUCKINPGH:the fact that you can threaten player's accounts
    MACON_MARC:nazi players and aces losing
    UCNOLES:yes
    SHAUNNN:its funny having dandruff call someone a railtard...lol
    MARK SEIF:are you kidding me?
    FKINRIVR:hey seif go play UO GIRL on Kerria!!!
    STUCKINPGH: how is that helping the site?
    SHAUNNN:he only made an @$$ out of himself in front of millions of
    SHAUNNN:ppl
    MARK SEIF:threatening player accounts?
    BOOTYCALL:I was way out of line talking back when he started up.
    STUCKINPGH:yes
    MARK SEIF:what does that mean?
    STUCKINPGH:ummm
    BOOTYCALL:I should have said, "thank you, sir. may I have another?"
    STUCKINPGH:when you told booty you would cancel his account
    STUCKINPGH:that doesn't make me feel very secure keeping my money here
    MACON_MARC:shaunnnnn, concentrate on your $5 sitngo
    MARK SEIF:take it out
    MARK SEIF:dont play here
    MARK SEIF:i protect the players and the game
    FKINRIVR:man what a cck
    MARK SEIF:i never - almost never say anything in response
    MARK SEIF:to the tons of ridiculous abusive comments
    MJAUMIAUMIAO:but tonight you can't handle it so you're gonna ban booty
    MARK SEIF:i get from you hot shots
    MJAUMIAUMIAO:makes sense
    BUBBLEMAN:well spoken seif!!!!!!!!
    MARK SEIF:gimme a break
    FKINRIVR:so do you have to play with your own money or does AP roll u
    MARK SEIF:you are often disrespectful and rude
    STUCKINPGH:I'm a hot shot bc I don't think a player should be able to
    STUCKINPGH:ban others?
    MARK SEIF:and almost always abusive to players and railb irds
    BOOTYCALL:Is it silly to recall that I never said anything until you
    BOOTYCALL:got angry about people changing seats to be on your left?
    MARK SEIF:are you kidding me booty?
    MJAUMIAUMIAO:LOLOLOL
    BOOTYCALL:I have the whole chat from tonight saved
    MARK SEIF:you think i dont remember and we dont have records of your
    MARK SEIF:chat
    MARK SEIF:???
    MARK SEIF:gimme a break dude
    Thread Starter
  4. Seif sux, hes a donkey
  5. yea hes a millionaire donkey..........limit is tough for mark on AP mainly b/c he is a target for everyone and everyone talks shit to him. He was down $20K playin 75/150 but what is $20K to a millionaire. BTW DrunkDriver is Todd Wittelles aka DanDruff. People who read that chat probably think mark is a classless prick but he really does put up with a lot of shit on that site.

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