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  1. Thank you Spanky Hamm for boiling this down to its essence...Although I don't know the real reason for outing the "rascal"...does it really matter? Only by public humiliation can we clean up this mess. I mean, I like playing poker online and when this crap keeps happening our chance of playing only diminishes. This plays into the haters of online poker when underage children play...
  2. nice info shallow lol
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    Originally Posted by completedonk View Post

    shallowcal is fucking dillusional. I don't even have a brother wtf is this? I don't even have a relative named Chris that I know of. I'm not posting in this thread anymore and never planned to even reply at all. I got linked to these posts of this guy posting fake shit. *Staff Edit*. Pretty easily verifiable it's all fake.

    but are you brandon barnes born in 1993? lol @ 1993
  4. If he's "underaged" the only problem with that is the gov't doesn't like it bc people are generally too stupid to give super-smart young people credit for knowing wtf they're doing. He's smarter than the people who made the law against him playing, so I say, let him play all he wants. The only person he might hurt is himself and he's smart enough to be a massive winning player so wgaf if he's "too young". If you can't beat a 15-year-old kid, it means there's either something wrong w/ ur game and/or that much right w/ his.

    As for MA'ing, intellegent arguments can be made for any set of rules regarding name changes and the # of accounts permitted, so, while I understand that MA'ing under the current set of rules is for POS's, they could just change the rules to let everyone do whatever they wanted and eliminate having to worry about the whole issue.
  5. Well I guess this says it all,

    This will be my first and possibly only reply to this matter. I've kept up with the thread over on pocketfives obviously, and I knew this was going to happen. Dipthrong told me he was going to dedicate himself to try and get me banned posting I was allegedly underage, and e-mailing the sites. I've been reported before to the sites and have been cleared to play.

    Obviously dipthrong doesn't give a **** if I'm underage or not. He's doing this because he's a gigantic tool. I'll give everyone a run down of the situation and you can see who's at fault. I never stole a dime from dipthrong, never had any sort of backing arrangement with him, signed nothing, and would never play a hand of poker for him.

    I was backed by mement_mori for the last couple months. I was doing horribly and mement made the decision to drop me until he could sell my makeup. His financial situation dictated this. There was never any problem between mement and I and I feel strongly that if everything was right in his world financially he would've continued to back me. Mement is a really good guy and I enjoyed being backed by him.

    Anyway, mement had to find someone to buy my makeup. He was offering it at a very low %. Dip/Jamers expressed interest to mement about buying my makeup. I went in to an AIM chatroom with Mark and Jamie and we talked a little bit before we got in to business. I sent them a hand history file so they could go over it to confirm I wasn't a losing player or anything. In the chatroom I wasn't treated like this was a mutual business agreement. I was treated like dip was god's gift to me and that I should be grateful for possibly being backed by him. I was talked down to, called "kid" multiple times, just really disrespectful stuff.

    When you're going to back someone they need to be treated with respect. This isn't the 1800s and I'm not your slave. You plain and simple cannot talk to me like that or there's not much of a chance I'm going to play poker for you. On top of that, we didn't agree on what I was going to be allowed to play, and didn't agree on cash games at all. I told dipthrong basically I'd never play a hand of poker for him. I'm not even sure why he tried to get me to play for him in the first place. The first time I ever talked to him and every time we talked he treated me like a little kid and talked **** to me.

    At this point I'm not sure what's going to happen. I can only hope my accounts are cleared and I'm back playing poker ASAP. I haven't been contacted by either of the poker sites at all and my accounts are still open. I spoke to pokerstars on the phone last night about a transfer to my backer after my $320 score. Nothing was brought up about this situation. I even had to send ID in to them and had no problem with that. The $12K transfer was approved and I went to sleep, and woke up to see this thread.

    I don't plan on replying to this thread at all. I really hope this doesn't turn in to a flame war and I really hope you guys don't either. I just wanted to tell my side of the story. Obviously dip doesn't give a **** about whether someone's underage or not. I'm 99% sure he's backed underage players in the past. It's all about personal gain for him and that's it. He doesn't seem to care that if I were banned somehow, mement would lose $9K that I owe him as part of the makeup sale. My current backer now would also lose money/equity. He's ****ing over them harder than he is me.
  6. Shallowcal just wow, after reading your posts I now understand why some people believe we evolved from apes. You're thinkings and logic is so primitive its gross.
  7.  
    Originally Posted by ckingusc View Post

    I mean if he's under age that is against the rules, but it definitely isn't cheating.

    but it is definately ammo for the anti-poker lobby..... look, these unlawful pokersites let underage kids gamble!!!
  8. posts like these make me happy that Im a sng grinder
     
  9. So maybe im just a dumb micro muppet but i dont get it... He is a losing player in tourneys... If he plays cash well and makes up for it then it makes sense but as far as tourneys im at a loss... W/ 220k in cashes and a -25% roi that means hes down like 55k...?? Im confused at (1) how hes backed (2) why a PLB top 100 has a problem with his playing and (3) who gave an UA player 55k to lose?
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    Originally Posted by stoneking89 View Post

    So maybe im just a dumb micro muppet but i dont get it... He is a losing player in tourneys... If he plays cash well and makes up for it then it makes sense but as far as tourneys im at a loss... W/ 220k in cashes and a -25% roi that means hes down like 55k...?? Im confused at (1) how hes backed (2) why a PLB top 100 has a problem with his playing and (3) who gave an UA player 55k to lose?

    That's one account name mate, they obviously know all the screennames this guy multi accounts on
  11.  
    Originally Posted by rungoodmuch View Post

    Shallowcal just wow, after reading your posts I now understand why some people believe we evolved from apes. You're thinkings and logic is so primitive its gross.

    actually we did evolve from apes.... help yourself to a science book, thats why in america we teach evolution in schools. and what thinkings and logic have i put out there... i just simply posted info given to me by another person and for people to do with it what they please. obviously an ignorant 20 year old from canada couldnt tell that from the posts even though it is clearly stated. flame away i dont really care what people think of my posts, is it going to make me any less of a player? no. is it going to make me any less intelligent? no. is it going to make you seem like a tough guy when youre behind a keyboard? no. the big issue isnt that matador is a good winning player who may be violating the TOS of these sites. its that it seems that a fair amount of players are in fact cheating and getting away with it whether it be ghosting, MA'ing, or playing on each others accounts. for the game to be looked upon by people with respect a lot of this stuff needs to get cleaned up, and its until that point that online poker can be looked at with the respect that it deserves
  12.  
    Originally Posted by eri View Post


    That's one account name mate, they obviously know all the screennames this guy multi accounts on

    lol fair enough, guess im a lil slow on the uptake (one was listed down 55k other one only played a few tourneys) just seemed weird to hate on him...
  13.  
    Originally Posted by Dyzalot View Post

    Cheating does not equal "violation of a sites TOS". I could violate the TOS by reporting the wrong street address for my account. This however would not gain me any unfair advantage and thus would not be cheating, just as reporting the wrong age is not cheating.

    not a big deal, but you are wrong.

    verb (used with object) <TABLE class=luna-Ent><TBODY><TR><TD class=dnindex width=35>1.</TD><TD>to defraud; swindle: <SPAN class=ital-inline>He cheated her out of her inheritance. </SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=luna-Ent><TBODY><TR><TD class=dnindex width=35>2.</TD><TD>to deceive; influence by fraud: <SPAN class=ital-inline>He cheated us into believing him a hero. </SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=luna-Ent><TBODY><TR><TD class=dnindex width=35>3.</TD><TD>to elude; deprive of something expected: <SPAN class=ital-inline>He cheated the law by suicide. </SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    <SPAN class=pg>verb (used without object) </SPAN> <TABLE class=luna-Ent><TBODY><TR><TD class=dnindex width=35>4.</TD><TD>to practice fraud or deceit: <SPAN class=ital-inline>She cheats without regrets. </SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=luna-Ent><TBODY><TR><TD class=dnindex width=35>5.</TD><TD>to violate rules or regulations: <SPAN class=ital-inline>He cheats at cards. </SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=luna-Ent><TBODY><TR><TD class=dnindex width=35>6.</TD><TD>to take an examination or test in a dishonest way, as by improper access to answers.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=luna-Ent><TBODY><TR><TD class=dnindex width=35>7.</TD><TD><SPAN class=labset><SPAN class=ital-inline>Informal</SPAN>. </SPAN>to be sexually unfaithful (often fol. by <SPAN class=ital-inline>on</SPAN>): <SPAN class=ital-inline>Her husband knew she had been cheating all along. He cheated on his wife.

    pretty cut and dry if you ask me.</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
  14. I continue to love how people continue to play semantics with cheating and violating the terms of service.

    Bottom line is that people under age 18 should not be playing on the site. And if you do and get caught - you should pay a financial penalty. And just to keep people from funding these underage players - anyone who transferred money to/from these players should have to pay a financial penalty as well.

    But the reality is that they will play under age. And people will have multiple accounts. And people will not play one person to a hand. And people will use software to tell what the other players tendencies and betting patterns are. And people will ghost each other. And people will collude. And people will chip dump.

    And as long as the sites continue to make their rake, they really have no incentive to stop players from doing these things. Sure - the occasional crackdown will happen - but it's just to give the illusion to us and to the varying government bodies that the game is honest.

    If/when the strong crackdown on US players comes, the only way for the sites to have any shot at getting back into the US market will be to fix ALL of these issues.

    That or take the money and run.
     
  15. Alot of people said in the Udonwannit thread that ghosting isn't cheating becuz its not against the TOS even tho in many cases its basically the same thing as multi accounting and clearly steals equity from honest players who play only by themselves.

    Now we have a thing that is against the TOS but isn't cheating be cause supposedly it doesn't give an edge, supposedly.

    I'm so confused and I give up . If your my friend or someone I like and your doing something ethically gray to make some extra scratch then good for you . If not then and your doing the same your a mf scumbag cheater who should burn in poker hell . I'm pretty sure this is the way most people in the community are they just make up some BS to disguise it.