I just thought this was rather funny...




Full Tilt Poker Game #24233393287: The Fifty-Fifty (185222646), Table 78 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:34:06 ET - 2010/09/26
Seat 1: ICUUCME23 (5,102)
Seat 2: SoundWaveLogic (3,427)
Seat 3: stievy (4,069)
Seat 4: Michael Craig (2,560)
Seat 5: oasis00 (3,625)
Seat 6: blowcactus (5,635)
Seat 7: bimbonero (4,072)
Seat 8: veeea (5,020)
Seat 9: ICThroughU 222 (4,300)
SoundWaveLogic posts the small blind of 30
stievy posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ICThroughU 222 [4s 4h]
Michael Craig has 15 seconds left to act
Michael Craig raises to 180
oasis00 folds
blowcactus folds
bimbonero folds
veeea folds
ICThroughU 222 calls 180
ICUUCME23 has 15 seconds left to act
ICUUCME23 folds
SoundWaveLogic calls 150
stievy folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd Qd 4c]
SoundWaveLogic has 15 seconds left to act
SoundWaveLogic checks
Michael Craig bets 240
ICThroughU 222 has 15 seconds left to act
ICThroughU 222 raises to 595
SoundWaveLogic folds
Michael Craig raises to 2,380, and is all in
ICThroughU 222 calls 1,785
Michael Craig shows [Th Qh]
ICThroughU 222 shows [4s 4h]
*** TURN *** [Jd Qd 4c] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Qd 4c Ks] [9c]
Michael Craig shows a straight, King high
ICThroughU 222 shows three of a kind, Fours
Michael Craig wins the pot (5,360) with a straight, King high
ICThroughU 222: omg!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,360 | Rake 0
Board: [Jd Qd 4c Ks 9c]
Seat 1: ICUUCME23 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: SoundWaveLogic (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: stievy (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Michael Craig showed [Th Qh] and won (5,360) with a straight, King high
Seat 5: oasis00 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: blowcactus didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: bimbonero didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: veeea didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: ICThroughU 222 showed [4s 4h] and lost with three of a kind, Fours


ICThroughU 222: omg!
Dealer: Hand #24233421912
Dealer: ICUUCME23 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: ICUUCME23 has timed out
ICThroughU 222: i know they force u to play
ICThroughU 222: but at least pretend like ur trying
Dealer: stievy has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: oasis00 wins the pot (150)
Dealer: Hand #24233438067
Dealer: stievy has 15 seconds left to act
Michael Craig: then you'd have no chance at all.
ICThroughU 222: pfffft
Dealer: SoundWaveLogic has 15 seconds left to act
ICThroughU 222: any small amount of respect anyone had for u
ICThroughU 222: i imagine it's gone now
Dealer: stievy has 15 seconds left to act
Michael Craig: wow. I've lost the respect of an anonymous moron.
Michael Craig: I'm so wounded.

(Im sure doom-switch to follow)

lol hope you found this humorous

you sound like a tool

 

Originally Posted by 3kingme3

you sound like a tool

^^^

Michael Craig is one of the nicest guys I've met around poker...I can't claim I particularly know him, but the time I met him, he was completely cool and friendly at a time when he was trying to do about 25 things at once at the WSOP. His books and other coverage of the Big Game and Andy Beal have been a tremendous benefit to exposing poker as a skill game.

He also takes more shit than just about anyone else I can think of from anonymous people, morons and otherwise, in the chat box. I don't blame him for deciding to dish it out for once.

Michael Craig is genuinely nice and awesome.

You are a douchenozzle for your comments, OP.

all i know is michael craig has said a few unprovoked things to me n ive seen him say things to others tho i dont really blame him here in this instance

 

Originally Posted by Wein

Michael Craig is genuinely nice and awesome.

You are a douchenozzle for your comments, OP.

but is he good at poker?

 

Originally Posted by icufish

OP work harder on you game and less or your criticism of MC and other players. I play with you quite a bit and I am always excited about 2 things:

1. You being a fish cake and spewing away your stack.

2. The tool out that is inevitable following the spew whether you fished your money away or something so totally standard happens (coin flip, cooler etc) you generally put on a good show in the chat box trying to teach someone something when really 99% of the time it is you who has no to very little clue.

So just saying, you should probably work on your game first and then when you get really super awesome at poker you can then (2nd) grow up and quit typing anything other than "nh" or "gg" in the chat.

complete and utter pwnage imo....

 

Originally Posted by icufish

OP work harder on you game and less or your criticism of MC and other players. I play with you quite a bit and I am always excited about 2 things:

1. You being a fish cake and spewing away your stack.

2. The tool out that is inevitable following the spew whether you fished your money away or something so totally standard happens (coin flip, cooler etc) you generally put on a good show in the chat box trying to teach someone something when really 99% of the time it is you who has no to very little clue.

So just saying, you should probably work on your game first and then when you get really super awesome at poker you can then (2nd) grow up and quit typing anything other than "nh" or "gg" in the chat.

so hard though... the real fun is anticipating from experience which words you need to manufacture to dodge the filter, my favorite is re ta rded because I hate when it shows up as ****ed it looks like I say something totally different...

wp fish

Confirmed called 3 barrels + AI on day 1 of WSOP ME w/ 4th pair against Michael Craig and was right. We're boys though.