thank you for posting this

10 hands later:

Full Tilt Poker Game #5153837801: FTOPS Event #1 (35825338), Table 83 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:46:08 ET - 2008/02/07
Seat 1: quad stacks (17,692)
Seat 2: AzzMonkey4 (10,824)
Seat 3: fyrtuk (49,436)
Seat 4: thealdspudi (9,177)
Seat 5: Alllllright (11,474)
Seat 6: potroast (6,087)
Seat 7: Obelix26 (28,560)
Seat 8: TXRAZEM (11,086)
Seat 9: the guru 11 (48,574)
quad stacks antes 100
AzzMonkey4 antes 100
fyrtuk antes 100
thealdspudi antes 100
Alllllright antes 100
potroast antes 100
Obelix26 antes 100
TXRAZEM antes 100
the guru 11 antes 100
fyrtuk posts the small blind of 400
thealdspudi posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Alllllright folds
potroast raises to 3,500
Obelix26 folds
TXRAZEM folds
the guru 11 raises to 6,200
quad stacks folds
AzzMonkey4 folds
fyrtuk folds
thealdspudi folds
potroast calls 2,487, and is all in
the guru 11 shows [2d 2s]
potroast shows [Kd Js]
Uncalled bet of 213 returned to the guru 11
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2c Td]
*** TURN *** [Jh 2c Td] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2c Td 6s] [Jd]
the guru 11 shows a full house, Twos full of Jacks
potroast shows three of a kind, Jacks
the guru 11 wins the pot (14,074) with a full house, Twos full of Jacks
potroast: nh gl all
potroast stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,074 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 2c Td 6s Jd]
Seat 1: quad stacks folded before the Flop
Seat 2: AzzMonkey4 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: fyrtuk (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: thealdspudi (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Alllllright folded before the Flop
Seat 6: potroast showed [Kd Js] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 7: Obelix26 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: TXRAZEM folded before the Flop
Seat 9: the guru 11 showed [2d 2s] and won (14,074) with a full house, Twos full of Jacks

2nd hand is gambooooooooool time

get ready for this to get posted 3 times.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5153931593: $55,000 Guarantee (39084377), Table 19 - 2000/4000 Ante 500 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:54:53 ET - 2008/02/07
Seat 2: BennytheDog (88,765)
Seat 3: PDJ123 (125,820)
Seat 5: ElMastermind (162,493)
Seat 6: Dyzalot (53,489)
Seat 8: the guru 11 (56,639)
Seat 9: Aboudism (187,352)
BennytheDog antes 500
PDJ123 antes 500
ElMastermind antes 500
Dyzalot antes 500
the guru 11 antes 500
Aboudism antes 500
BennytheDog posts the big blind of 4,000
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
PDJ123 folds
ElMastermind raises to 9,993
Dyzalot folds
the guru 11 raises to 56,139, and is all in
Aboudism folds
BennytheDog folds
ElMastermind calls 46,146
the guru 11 shows [Ks Kh]
ElMastermind shows [As Ah]
*** FLOP *** [9d 7d 8s]
*** TURN *** [9d 7d 8s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [9d 7d 8s 2s] [Kc]
the guru 11 shows three of a kind, Kings
ElMastermind shows a pair of Aces
the guru 11 wins the pot (119,278) with three of a kind, Kings
OmegaBarbie (Observer): omg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 119,278 | Rake 0
Board: [9d 7d 8s 2s Kc]
Seat 2: BennytheDog (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: PDJ123 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: ElMastermind showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Dyzalot folded before the Flop
Seat 8: the guru 11 showed [Ks Kh] and won (119,278) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 9: Aboudism (button) folded before the Flop

just as unlucky to be dealt the cooler as lucky to get the suckout

Full Tilt Poker Game #5154051092: $55,000 Guarantee (39084377), Table 19 - 2500/5000 Ante 600 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:06:24 ET - 2008/02/07
Seat 1: CrazyMarco (236,954)
Seat 2: Ryan45 (125,967)
Seat 3: PDJ123 (295,890)
Seat 5: ElMastermind (94,230)
Seat 6: Dyzalot (77,213)
Seat 7: blur5f6 (76,925)
Seat 8: the guru 11 (64,228)
Seat 9: Aboudism (202,377)
CrazyMarco antes 600
Ryan45 antes 600
PDJ123 antes 600
ElMastermind antes 600
Dyzalot antes 600
blur5f6 antes 600
the guru 11 antes 600
Aboudism antes 600
blur5f6 posts the small blind of 2,500
the guru 11 posts the big blind of 5,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
JayLondon (Observer): macs suckout more than windowas
Aboudism folds
CrazyMarco folds
Ryan45 folds
PDJ123 folds
Jason-T316 (Observer): HAHA
JayLondon (Observer): ive tested
ElMastermind folds
JayLondon (Observer): im dead serious
Dyzalot has 15 seconds left to act
Dyzalot raises to 76,613, and is all in
blur5f6 calls 73,825, and is all in
JayLondon (Observer): ut oh
the guru 11 has 15 seconds left to act
JayLondon (Observer): 4 5
the guru 11 has requested TIME
Jason-T316 (Observer): GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jason-T316 (Observer): DY
JayLondon (Observer): suited here it comes
JayLondon (Observer): gotta see this
Jason-T316 (Observer): HAHAHA
the guru 11 calls 58,628, and is all in
Dyzalot shows [Td Jc]
blur5f6 shows [Qc Kh]
the guru 11 shows [As Qs]
Uncalled bet of 288 returned to Dyzalot
JayLondon (Observer): call damnit
*** FLOP *** [2c Qd Ts]
*** TURN *** [2c Qd Ts] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [2c Qd Ts Js] [Ks]
Dyzalot shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
blur5f6 shows two pair, Kings and Queens
blur5f6 wins the side pot (25,394) with two pair, Kings and Queens
the guru 11 shows a Royal Flush
Luchresi (Observer): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CrazyMarco: yawn
the guru 11 wins the main pot (195,684) with a Royal Flush
Hotsas (Observer): wow
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 221,078 Main pot 195,684. Side pot 25,394. | Rake 0
Board: [2c Qd Ts Js Ks]
Seat 1: CrazyMarco folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Ryan45 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: PDJ123 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: ElMastermind folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Dyzalot (button) showed [Td Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 7: blur5f6 (small blind) showed [Qc Kh] and won (25,394) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 8: the guru 11 (big blind) showed [As Qs] and won (195,684) with a Royal Flush
Seat 9: Aboudism folded before the Flop

LMAO.

Yes, you'd almost think that this is a post about Mr. Menlo sucking out/having hands hold up.

He also won QQ vs my KK near the bubble when he was all in. Well guess who got 12th?

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