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  1. tell me if it sounds like i play with some fucet acking muppets, cash game at the house 50 cent dollar blinds i get aces, raise to 5 dollars becuase average buy in at the small cash games at my house is about 30 dollars 2 callers. flop comes 9 10 q 2 hearts i get all my chips in 40 more dollars 2 callers on jack 10 not one fucking muppet calling on a draw but 2. should i just not play with these people??
  2. LoL so u shove $35 more in when u can be drawling pretty much dead to a made straight,set, or best case for you two pair? Seems like your the one thats the donk mister.
  3. What does this post say? Those aren't sentences.

    "tell me if it sounds like i play with some fucet acking muppets, cash game at the house 50 cent dollar blinds i get aces, raise to 5 dollars becuase average buy in at the small cash games at my house is about 30 dollars 2 callers."

    Are these supposed to be details of a hand? What the hell is average buy in 30 dollars 2 callers?
  4. I think what he is tryin to say is this....tell me if it sounds lyk i play with sum fucking muppets....50-1 blinds..homegame...avg buy in $30....he raises 5 with AA then shoves 35 more on a straight board..n wants to then know if he should stop playing with his friends...who he calls donks. lmao