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My confession. I cheated at poker

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  1. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 8:30am)

    So me, my friend and 3 girls are playing strip poker. We are playing 5 card draw, and the best hand get to choose who takes of one piece of clothing. So the first few hands after I have drawn, if I didn't make a good hand, I sneak away the best few cards and just muck.

    So after 4-5 hands I was making boats and quads every hand.

    Totally worth it. I'm not sorry at all!!!
  2. ilovescotch ilovescotch is offline Mod of teh xfers

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 8:32am) in reply to Scha

    pics or ban
  3. kwoods kwoods is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 8:49am) in reply to Scha

    lool
  4. dgillis dgillis is offline Moderator

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 8:54am) in reply to Scha

    I can and do in fact support this. In fact I would advise learning to stack just for such purposes...
     
  5. toddm902 toddm902 is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 9:29am) in reply to Scha

    When your friend was naked and found out you cheated I bet he was pissed wasn't he?
  6. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 9:36am) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    So me, my friend and 3 girls are playing strip poker. We are playing 5 card draw, and the best hand get to choose who takes of one piece of clothing.

    I hope this resulted in you and your said friend getting Head from these three and having some dirty dirty times
  7. ArgentinaBoy ArgentinaBoy is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 9:47am) in reply to Popperhead

    wp sir.
  8. paidchex paidchex is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 9:49am) in reply to Scha

    You sir, will bring about the downfall of strip poker. I hope you burn in hell.
  9. Imustcall Imustcall is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 9:52am) in reply to toddm902

     
    Originally Posted by toddm902 View Post

    When your friend was naked and found out you cheated I bet he was pissed wasn't he?

    I thought the purpose of strip poker was to end up naked. I guess I play a different game.

    BTW.....I hope you multiaccounted.
  10. deadeyed deadeyed is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 10:14am) in reply to Scha

    insta-shove all in imo....gg sir, wp.
  11. Bulldogmafia Bulldogmafia is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 10:19am) in reply to Scha

    In this situation the poker gods smile on cheaters.....
  12. Cashweekly Cashweekly is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 10:26am) in reply to Scha

    Pics or it never happened??
  13. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 10:28am) in reply to Cashweekly

     
    Originally Posted by Cashweekly View Post

    Pics or it never happened??

    It did happen, but I wouldn't post pics of 14 and 15 year old nude girls if I had them.

    (btw it happened about 10 years ago)
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  14. ilovescotch ilovescotch is offline Mod of teh xfers

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 10:58am) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    It did happen, but I wouldn't post pics of 14 and 15 year old nude girls if I had them.

    (btw it happened about 10 days ago)

  15. Ballistik Ballistik is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 10:59am) in reply to ilovescotch

    scha multi accounting again

    isnt it time for some schatv again soon?
  16. funnygut funnygut is offline gone hollywood

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 11:22am) in reply to Ballistik

    I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER TO READ THIS POST I'M SO IRATE. NO, LIVID IMO. FUCK YOU SCHA AND FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING CHEATING BASTARDS. MR CASINO I COULD LIVE WITH BUT THIS, I DON'T KNOW, I THINK I'M DONE WITH ONLINE POKER.

    obv level vwp scha hope you [insert sexual innuendo here paralleling online punishment for MAers, i was thinking "gave them the banhammer" but i don't think it works]
     
  17. Hecklerz Hecklerz is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 11:23am) in reply to Scha

    My stance on this issue is that the actions must be directly related to STACK. Hearing that they were 14 and 15 years old, I'm assuming they did not have much stack.

    Any chance of a re-match when the lil'girls have a bit more stack, like when they are around +/- 20'ish?
  18. theczar19 theczar19 is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 11:30am) in reply to Hecklerz

    This whole thread is an epic fail
    30 11
  19. funnygut funnygut is offline gone hollywood

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 11:37am) in reply to theczar19

     
    Originally Posted by theczar19 View Post

    This whole thread is great success

    scha h8ers begone
     
  20. Maits10 Maits10 is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 12:33pm) in reply to funnygut

    How do you even play strip poker without cheating? Every time I EVER played in college the girls were either too drunk/stupid/both to even know what the hell was going on...

    I miss college. :(
  21. MasturNate MasturNate is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 12:41pm) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    So me, my friend and 3 girls are playing strip poker. We are playing 5 card draw, and the best hand get to choose who takes of one piece of clothing. So the first few hands after I have drawn, if I didn't make a good hand, I sneak away the best few cards and just muck.

    So after 4-5 hands I was making boats and quads every hand.

    Totally worth it. I'm not sorry at all!!!

    this is well within the man code TOS

    wp sir
  22. TopOfNewYork TopOfNewYork is offline

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 12:47pm) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Cashweekly View Post

    Pics or it never happened??

    It did happen, but I wouldn't post pics of 14 and 15 year old nude girls if I had them.

    (btw it happened about 10 years ago)

    From his profile :

    I drink a lot, flip a lot and enjoy the company of (very) young girls a lot. I have had sex for money, I have tried to drink milk for money and eat oreos for money but failed. Justin TV banned me :(
  23. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 12:47pm) in reply to MasturNate

    the cheating takes a back seat to the fact that the girls were 14. Scumbag!

    i love scha...he makes my world go round
     
  24. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Nov 4th, 2008 (11/4/2008 12:47pm) in reply to TopOfNewYork

    Pic needed of the 5 guys in a cabin with only underwear on....
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