...So i turn up the speakers, hear the bass in my ear,
gimme a minute to get over this queer.
Quadzilla he says, but that aint gonna break me,
Second chance left to play, show these fools how im rapely.
Beast mode in this motha, run train on the table,
Callin me light, bitch i got you unstable.
The leader of the pack, steady buildin my image,
you crabs so easy like a Big Ten Scrimmage.
Take one pro out with the click of my trigga,
Your 5 bet was whack, no help on the riva.
Heads up for the skrilla vs Gboro and peeps,
I didn't stand a chance, bitch wins while he sleeps..
if anyone thinks any of this is actually decent i will try to make a song out of it eventually
poker is fun for everyone
My game's Krueger, you donks are narcoleptics
Disarmin skeptics, my flow's too hard to get with
Like clogged septics ya shit reeks from ya backyard
This thread is what happens when white suburbia tries to act hard.
on break at work... figured i'd contribute :D
i like the one i wrote the other day but i was bored at work so thought i'd go back in......
i'm the nuts on the mic, you always miss your chases
plus you rap on bad beats like when your twos beat my aces
you got some good results but not impressed from what i saw from you
guess it is true, "even a donk hits a draw or two"
if you run as good as me all you need is one out
high-fiving my pet cat while all you do is pout
you dont sell drugs and you dont do no crimes
you freeroll online and dont even steal the blinds
dont tell me that you run bad cause i dont give a damn
from N-Y to the "O" i'm just a dogg like Stam
this one go dumb hard ... dirt said it best tho p5s rap crew ftw
[SIZE=3]Here comes turbo, straight spittin no doubt,[/SIZE]Edited By: turbofire Dec 7th, 2010 at 11:30 PM
[SIZE=3]Crack aces, whateva…all I need is one out.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Representing Canada like my boy Negreanu,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Kid stomps from the East side, call me the West shoe.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Hit up this game in Two Oh Three,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Dreamin of All-in, I-win, FT on Teli.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Grindin like y’all, no overnight success,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Bad beats & coolers leavin me a mess.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Now hittin them books, getting poker wise,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Droppin mad hours for a sick sample-size.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Postin histories , many hands we dissect[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]All my fellow P5ers get straight respect.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]2011 gonna explode to a new level,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Destroyin the fish, like a beast named Devil.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]So come with game, try pushin with trips,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]My stack's like a magnet, eatin yo chips.[/SIZE]
bluff bluff pass, I'm on the grind againEdited By: ehumes06 Dec 7th, 2010 at 11:34 PM
I see ur 20 and raise it a frankalin
I'm floppin well like your grandma's titties
walkin away smilin with bout tree fiddy
these kings and queens can kiss my ace
im so far ahead, it's no longer a race
the bad beats remind me of my old pops
fuck second place, and fuck taken chops
back for round 2 like brady vs. the jets,
im rafael nadal, all i do is play sets,
like merry's hobbit partner i does it big: scottie pippen,
theres something titanic about the pots im shippin,
8 outs to dodge, guess this one's a sweater,
nevermind you got pearljammed: eddie vedder,
my flows dirty like third world tap water,
fuck yall captain crunches need an ab spotter,
no i won't chop, does this look like karate?
sunday mill shippage buys a brand new bugatti ... yerrrrrr
lol this thread rapes
holy biting nicki minaj is right...
ex: this is the new style to steal I guess...criminal.