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my poker rap in progress

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  1. Sir Dirt Sir Dirt is offline

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    Dec 7th, 2010 (12/7/2010 4:54pm) in reply to JasonBDizzle

     
    Originally Posted by JasonBDizzle View Post

    verse 2

    ...So i turn up the speakers, hear the bass in my ear,
    gimme a minute to get over this queer.
    Quadzilla he says, but that aint gonna break me,
    Second chance left to play, show these fools how im rapely.
    Beast mode in this motha, run train on the table,
    Callin me light, bitch i got you unstable.
    The leader of the pack, steady buildin my image,
    you crabs so easy like a Big Ten Scrimmage.
    Take one pro out with the click of my trigga,
    Your 5 bet was whack, no help on the riva.
    Heads up for the skrilla vs Gboro and peeps,
    I didn't stand a chance, bitch wins while he sleeps..

    .................

    if anyone thinks any of this is actually decent i will try to make a song out of it eventually

    I dig both verses. Pocketfives rap crew ftw
  2. whatsup whatsup is offline

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    Dec 7th, 2010 (12/7/2010 5:52pm) in reply to Sir Dirt

    poker is fun for everyone
  3. TClermont TClermont is offline

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    Dec 7th, 2010 (12/7/2010 7:22pm) in reply to whatsup

    My game's Krueger, you donks are narcoleptics
    Disarmin skeptics, my flow's too hard to get with
    Like clogged septics ya shit reeks from ya backyard
    This thread is what happens when white suburbia tries to act hard.

    on break at work... figured i'd contribute :D
  4. Sir Dirt Sir Dirt is offline

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    Dec 7th, 2010 (12/7/2010 7:29pm) in reply to TClermont

    i like the one i wrote the other day but i was bored at work so thought i'd go back in......

    i'm the nuts on the mic, you always miss your chases
    plus you rap on bad beats like when your twos beat my aces
    you got some good results but not impressed from what i saw from you
    guess it is true, "even a donk hits a draw or two"
    if you run as good as me all you need is one out
    high-fiving my pet cat while all you do is pout
    you dont sell drugs and you dont do no crimes
    you freeroll online and dont even steal the blinds
    dont tell me that you run bad cause i dont give a damn
    from N-Y to the "O" i'm just a dogg like Stam
  5. Exterminate U Exterminate U is offline

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    Dec 7th, 2010 (12/7/2010 10:34pm) in reply to TClermont

     
    Originally Posted by TClermont View Post

    My game's Krueger, you donks are narcoleptics
    Disarmin skeptics, my flow's too hard to get with
    Like clogged septics ya shit reeks from ya backyard
    This thread is what happens when white suburbia tries to act hard.

    on break at work... figured i'd contribute :D


    this one go dumb hard ... dirt said it best tho p5s rap crew ftw
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  6. turbofire turbofire is offline

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    Dec 7th, 2010 (12/7/2010 11:24pm) in reply to Exterminate U

    [SIZE=3]Here comes turbo, straight spittin no doubt,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Crack aces, whateva…all I need is one out.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Representing Canada like my boy Negreanu,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Kid stomps from the East side, call me the West shoe.[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=3]Hit up this game in Two Oh Three,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Dreamin of All-in, I-win, FT on Teli.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Grindin like y’all, no overnight success,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Bad beats & coolers leavin me a mess.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Now hittin them books, getting poker wise,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Droppin mad hours for a sick sample-size.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Postin histories , many hands we dissect[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]All my fellow P5ers get straight respect.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]2011 gonna explode to a new level,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Destroyin the fish, like a beast named Devil.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]So come with game, try pushin with trips,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]My stack's like a magnet, eatin yo chips.[/SIZE]
    Edited By: turbofire Dec 7th, 2010 at 11:30 PM
  7. ehumes06 ehumes06 is offline

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    Dec 7th, 2010 (12/7/2010 11:28pm) in reply to Exterminate U

    bluff bluff pass, I'm on the grind again
    I see ur 20 and raise it a frankalin
    I'm floppin well like your grandma's titties
    walkin away smilin with bout tree fiddy
    these kings and queens can kiss my ace
    im so far ahead, it's no longer a race
    the bad beats remind me of my old pops
    fuck second place, and fuck taken chops
    Edited By: ehumes06 Dec 7th, 2010 at 11:34 PM
  8. Exterminate U Exterminate U is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2010 (12/8/2010 7:40am) in reply to ehumes06

    back for round 2 like brady vs. the jets,
    im rafael nadal, all i do is play sets,
    like merry's hobbit partner i does it big: scottie pippen,
    theres something titanic about the pots im shippin,
    8 outs to dodge, guess this one's a sweater,
    nevermind you got pearljammed: eddie vedder,
    my flows dirty like third world tap water,
    fuck yall captain crunches need an ab spotter,
    no i won't chop, does this look like karate?
    sunday mill shippage buys a brand new bugatti ... yerrrrrr
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  9. JasonBDizzle JasonBDizzle is offline account restricted by moderator -- must reply in this thread before posting anywhere else on the boards

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    Dec 8th, 2010 (12/8/2010 9:03am) in reply to Exterminate U

    lol this thread rapes
  10. AJyowler AJyowler is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2010 (12/8/2010 5:21pm) in reply to JasonBDizzle

     
    Originally Posted by JasonBDizzle View Post

    verse 2

    you crabs so easy like a Big Ten Scrimmage.show these fools how im rapely.


    2nd best conference this year.. might want to change it to big east or big 12
  11. fratzner fratzner is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2010 (12/8/2010 5:28pm) in reply to clemsonrich

     
    Originally Posted by clemsonrich View Post

    lol at bottle service at borgata before returning to the ramada...

    ^^ LOL THIS
     
  12. Skitz0Frenik Skitz0Frenik is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2010 (12/8/2010 5:58pm) in reply to random.chu

     
    Originally Posted by random.chu View Post

    rapping about poker is about as cool as your parents rapping about safe sex.


    Lol this, although that second one was pretty impressive. The first one became terrible as soon as OP mentioned Kyle F'ing Singler.
  13. daphishermen daphishermen is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2010 (12/8/2010 6:16pm) in reply to Skitz0Frenik

    Wow, really impressed w/ JasonDizzle right now.
    Love how you're the man throughout and then bam, goes sour in the end.

    Make it into a rap, I'd love to hear it.
     
  14. potbillder potbillder is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2010 (12/8/2010 11:15pm) in reply to daphishermen

    holy biting nicki minaj is right...

    ex: this is the new style to steal I guess...criminal.
  15. Sir Dirt Sir Dirt is offline

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 12:10am) in reply to potbillder

     
    Originally Posted by potbillder View Post

    holy biting nicki minaj is right...

    ex: this is the new style to steal I guess...criminal.


    I guess that's what hot these days.. she or drake are not the first ones to do it tho...
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