since the thread wont show up, i'll continue it here

the guy who started this post def. should get post of the yr, but yea, its gotten pretty sick with me too, everything is, obv gg electric bill, gg day off, and im always sayin this is -ev and this is rigged blah blah blah, but here are my stand out ones

i started dating this girl who was absolutely gorgeous, and thought for a second that shes gonna realize how hot she was and stop messin with me, so all these thoughts were going through my head, and im thinkin about the "bad beats" (with females ive had in the past and other blah blah) and i finally say outloud, "U KNO WHAT, IF U JUST GET MY MONEY IN WITH THE BEST HAND, ITS ALL I CAN DO" lmfao figuring if i dont mess it up then im golden lol

1 of my best friends finally gets myspace and i say "damnit, whats with the late registration donk, now i have to spend 3 hrs makin a new top 30, gg free time"

the next is my boys and i, naming girls at a party by poker players, chip reese would be good, tiffany williamson bad, etc. etc. but the best is when u put a twist on it to mess with their head.........phil ivey....u'd think it was good but, does it mean, a loose aggressive girl with her eyes darting around the room lookin for action, hmmm, hmmmm lmao and the best for last.........

i work in the produce department in a grocery store and were always throwing away food, and u slip once in awhile saying, "muck that" but the best was a couple days ago, and i didnt even realize what i was doing, but an old ass woman comes up to me and asked if she can get loose onions instead of bagged, i give her a smart ass look and point in the direction of them, and then mutter under my breath............."what the hell is she puttin chips in the pot for without reading the board first!!!!!, well maybe she was probe betting cuz she thought i was weak.....but she just came in so she couldnt have a read on me, what a donk" i then felt bad cuz she was about 70 sumthin, but hey, if doyle can do it............

HA, U THINK U HAVE A PROBLEM : ) talk about being pot committed, poker better work out lol
Fox's A4 comment is the nuts btw