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  1. What are some of the weird things you do that are related to poker?

    I'm always doing chip tricks with things besides chips...like trying to shuffle two small stacks of cookies, or rolling anything from a quarter to a pen top across my hand...
  2. I have 5 different stones that are sitting on a green felt baggy on my desk. The different stones have different meanings...I rub them in between my index/thumb fingers. Their all polished and pretty cool. Does anyone know how to insert pictures on here? ? Like that owl ppl are always posting? LOL
  3. Yeah I always try and shuffle coins. Or when referring to anyone in real life in a negative way by calling them a donkey, or "gg ________ "
  4. tell people I pwned them or that I pwn things like exams, and I gg and ty things all the time
  5. calling my friends, teachers, girlfriend, donks, donkeys, saying the suck out if they do something stupid
  6. "Hey man what're you up to?"

    "Nothing bro just pwning a movie...hey you coming out friday?"

    "Nah man, I've got this midterm to study for and an essay due next week"

    "GG weekend I guess then eh?"

    "Yea, my Prof is a fucking n00b"
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  7. haha, thats exactly how my close group of friends approach the world, in addition we are 1337 and we 1337 sk337 on things
  8. sleep walk.

    kill people.
  9. jumping jacks.
  10. GG Life
  11. Read every single stupid reply in every single stupid post? =)
     
  12. I remember last season I was waiting in line at the giants game to get in. When I noticed 2 teen aged guys handing out programs ect.

    I turned to my friend I said " I dont what more sick, The fact that they work all day for $80, or the fact I bet that amount on 1 card?"

    My friend bursted out laughing
  13. Think about things unrelated to poker in terms of whether or not i have the nuts. Usually happens when I havent slept in a couple days. Like if im rocking a final exam, every answer i know for sure is the nuts. strange
  14. I OWN EVERYTHING AT MY JOB. I ROCK OUT AND I OWN THINGS. I LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE AT WORK THAT I OWN THEM OR THINGS RELATED TO THE JOB. I AM SICK.
  15. Stare at license plates while in traffic and try to figure out what the nuts are.
  16. OMG_LOL_WTF -- You speak the truth. I find it a great mental excercise while dealing with road rage.
  17. Oh, that's funny, OMG. Thanks for the laugh.
  18. nice topic...coach a high school hockey team....in the past would call the other team "a bunch of cocksuckers" whenever I would try to get the team going before the game!!

    Now refer to other team as "a bunch of donkeys!"

    WTF
  19. Also when I'm watching a gameshow like "Deal or No Deal" (classic show..just get rid of Howie) I use poker type math to decide if the guy should move on. "He could potentially win this much if he plays, but he also could win this little amount if he messes up...essentially he is investing too much to win a little"...
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  20. I was counting my chips one time at the end of a home game and went 6,7,8,9,10,J,Q........

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