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OH MY GOD...SICK F STRIKES AGAIN AT WSOP

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  1. sheets sheets is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 10:37am)

    Another classic from the mystery man who got tonyg and others in previous acts of sickness.....

    "so im about to leave work yesterday and i see captain tom franklin busted out of ME. so i decided to give him a call (with xxxx on 3 way obv). i called the rio and they connected me to his room.

    tom: hello
    me: tom franklin?
    tom: yes
    me: hey this is frank from the poker room. did you just get knocked out of the main event?
    tom: yes i did why?
    me: can you please describe to me how you were knocked out.
    tom: well i had two queens. i got allin against ace king. the flop was ace, king, three. the turn was the jack of diamonds putting 3 diamonds up. i had the queen of diamonds. so i had the straight and flush draw. the river was a blank and that was all.
    me: well tom, i hate to have to tell you this but we just found out that there were two ace of diamonds in the deck.
    tom: what the heck? i might still be in if it wasn't for that.
    me: i know tom. that's why we have the casino control commission here now to review the tapes. the 9 guys who were busted from your table with the polluted deck are all being put back in the main event with the stacks they had to begin their bustout hand. i need you down at the main poker cage immediately with your registration card.
    tom: thanks so much frank. ill be right down.

    enjoy the run tom!"

    pwneage
     
  2. threeven threeven is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 10:38am) in reply to sheets

    I really hope this is true
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  3. p0kerpl4yer2007 p0kerpl4yer2007 is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 10:39am) in reply to sheets

    LMFAO nh sir!!!
  4. sheets sheets is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 10:39am) in reply to threeven

    It is 100% true

    sheets
     
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  5. YourTimeIsUp YourTimeIsUp is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 10:44am) in reply to p0kerpl4yer2007

    Sheets never fails to deliver.

    A+.
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  6. Jaxsonguy Jaxsonguy is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 10:47am) in reply to YourTimeIsUp

    SHEETS how do you continue this amazing display of life!!!
    keep up the hard....errr.....funny work!!
     
  7. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 10:56am) in reply to p0kerpl4yer2007

    loooooooooooooooool

    you are my hero
  8. Ship Happens Ship Happens is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 11:07am) in reply to Cmoney3

    classic
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  9. FortuneMeyers FortuneMeyers is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 11:12am) in reply to Ship Happens

    I would so love to hear the follow up story on this one!
  10. Jiffman Jiffman is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 11:19am) in reply to FortuneMeyers

    Now that's just cruel.....hahahahahaha!

    Yeah I would love to hear from someone who was there when he legged it into the tounament room looking for 'Frank'.....

    Tournament staff's reaction, and his face, must have been priceless!
  11. utatch utatch is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 11:32am) in reply to Jiffman

    I don't know man...That's borderline cruel...Tom's gonna be out for blood...
  12. holmes304 holmes304 is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 12:00pm) in reply to utatch

    maybe brandi is still around
  13. dippydough dippydough is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 12:22pm) in reply to holmes304

    lolz, links to tonyg and other acts of sickness plz?
     
  14. tiltyjoker tiltyjoker is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 12:25pm) in reply to dippydough

    tony g was supposed to be in some phony photo shoot or something... ahhahhha thats really funny tho SHEEEETTTS
     
  15. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 1:49pm) in reply to dippydough

    SHAMELESS bump for WC daytime peeps
  16. Batera Batera is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 1:52pm) in reply to dippydough

    that's awesome...esp. since tom is an @$$
     
  17. Anbessa Anbessa is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 2:20pm) in reply to dippydough

    loooool look who is taking the ol penix on the back now!!

    edit: does anyone have a link to the 2+2 penix on the back escapade? i could use a good laugh
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  18. darkcheck_ darkcheck_ is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 2:23pm) in reply to sheets

    looolllllll wpwp
     
  19. wywrot wywrot is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 2:32pm) in reply to darkcheck_

    haahahaahah
    352 3
  20. Jennings7 Jennings7 is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 2:36pm) in reply to sheets

    Captain Tom got served.
  21. mathcamp mathcamp is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 2:47pm) in reply to sheets

    gg
     
  22. rivverkiller rivverkiller is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 2:56pm) in reply to mathcamp

    Lol soooooooo good.
     
  23. isuck123 isuck123 is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 2:58pm) in reply to sheets

    SHEETS:
    gentleman
    scholar
    comedian
    all around nice guy
     
  24. ChuckSty ChuckSty is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 2:59pm) in reply to rivverkiller

    that's about the coolest thing i've ever heard.
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  25. ILUHA ILUHA is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 3:03pm) in reply to dippydough

    What's the background story with the pic?
  26. Johnny Mojo Johnny Mojo is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 3:05pm) in reply to sheets

    That's really funny, (but only cause it happened to someone else).

    I'd beware, cuz payback is a bitch...

    Peace
  27. pariah pariah is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 3:30pm) in reply to dippydough

    http://www.pocketfives.com/F6B2C9B9-...DA3583973.aspx
  28. Cmac Cmac is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 4:01pm) in reply to sheets

    LOLOL

    PIC OF TONY G MY NEW DESKTOP BACKGROUND
  29. FileError404 FileError404 is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 5:22pm) in reply to sheets

    Another classic from the mystery man who got tonyg

    <span>and others</span> in previous acts of sickness.....

    Any details on THE OTHERS? I need more :)
  30. LatestLines2 LatestLines2 is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2007 (7/12/2007 5:26pm) in reply to FileError404

    Loooooooooooool. This mystery man is hilarious.
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