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The old stars suck, re-suck, and re-re-suck

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  1. dd dd is offline

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    Jul 5th, 2006 (7/5/2006 10:44pm)

    Tried to tilt off my stack, but tripled up instead. Gotta love stars!

    :-)

    pokerstars Game #5466385802: Tournament #27611962, $11+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/07/05 - 21:42:10 (ET)
    Table '27611962 3' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: JR__Texan (1426 in chips)
    Seat 2: Bried (5170 in chips)
    Seat 3: MyDogBonny (1367 in chips)
    Seat 4: MEGATEETH (2217 in chips)
    Seat 5: fedex32 (2095 in chips)
    Seat 6: russ9 (1815 in chips)
    Seat 7: gsl1943 (5440 in chips)
    Seat 8: Rednecknoos (1115 in chips)
    MyDogBonny: posts small blind 100
    MEGATEETH: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MyDogBonny [Qc Jc]
    MyDogBonny said, "crushed"
    fedex32: folds
    MyDogBonny said, "nh"
    russ9: folds
    gsl1943: calls 200
    Rednecknoos: folds
    JR__Texan: calls 200
    Bried: folds
    MyDogBonny: raises 1167 to 1367 and is all-in
    MEGATEETH: calls 1167
    gsl1943: calls 1167
    JR__Texan: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Jd 4h 4d]
    MEGATEETH: bets 850 and is all-in
    gsl1943: calls 850
    *** TURN *** [Jd 4h 4d] [7d]
    *** RIVER *** [Jd 4h 4d 7d] [Jh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    MEGATEETH: shows [7s 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Jacks)
    gsl1943: shows [Ad 9s] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
    MyDogBonny said, "wow"
    MEGATEETH collected 1700 from side pot
    MyDogBonny: shows [Qc Jc] (a full house, Jacks full of Fours)
    MyDogBonny collected 4301 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 6001 Main pot 4301. Side pot 1700. | Rake 0
    Board [Jd 4h 4d 7d Jh]
    Seat 1: JR__Texan folded before Flop
    Seat 2: Bried (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: MyDogBonny (small blind) showed [Qc Jc] and won (4301) with a full house, Jacks full of Fours
    Seat 4: MEGATEETH (big blind) showed [7s 7h] and won (1700) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
    Seat 5: fedex32 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: russ9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: gsl1943 showed [Ad 9s] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
    Seat 8: Rednecknoos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  2. namniewd namniewd is offline

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    Jul 5th, 2006 (7/5/2006 10:45pm) in reply to dd

    what does this have to do with stars... i guess this hand isn't possible with a normal deck of cards?
  3. dd dd is offline

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    Jul 5th, 2006 (7/5/2006 10:47pm) in reply to namniewd

    Right, real cards just cannot do this stuff.

    lol!
    Thread Starter
  4. james_elk james_elk is offline

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    Jul 5th, 2006 (7/5/2006 11:47pm) in reply to dd

    heres a suck, re suck, re-re suck for ya........

    pokerstars Game #5468063316: Tournament #27619859, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/07/05 - 23:45:29 (ET)
    Table '27619859 1' 10-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: wineveryhand (4725 in chips)
    Seat 9: james_elk (1725 in chips)
    Seat 10: Daman2beat (8550 in chips)
    wineveryhand: posts the ante 25
    james_elk: posts the ante 25
    Daman2beat: posts the ante 25
    james_elk: posts small blind 200
    Daman2beat: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to james_elk [Kc Kd]
    wineveryhand: raises 4300 to 4700 and is all-in
    james_elk: calls 1500 and is all-in
    Daman2beat: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Ts 3h Ah]
    james_elk said, "hold baby"
    Daman2beat said, "ouch"
    james_elk said, "obv"
    *** TURN *** [Ts 3h Ah] [Ks]
    james_elk said, "sick"
    *** RIVER *** [Ts 3h Ah Ks] [Jc]
    james_elk said, "NOOOOOO"
    james_elk said, "FUIDFPISDFJSDkf"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    james_elk: shows [Kc Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
    wineveryhand: shows [Qd Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
    james_elk said, "dasf"
    james_elk said, "sdf"
    wineveryhand collected 3875 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3875 | Rake 0
    Board [Ts 3h Ah Ks Jc]
    Seat 1: wineveryhand (button) showed [Qd Ad] and won (3875) with a straight, Ten to Ace
    Seat 9: james_elk (small blind) showed [Kc Kd] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
    Seat 10: Daman2beat (big blind) folded before Flop
  5. SandbergFan SandbergFan is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2006 (7/6/2006 12:47am) in reply to james_elk

    And here is a better one....

    pokerstars Game #5468320520: Tournament #27617921, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/07/06 - 00:06:50 (ET)
    Table '27617921 2' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: HoldemKing07 (3975 in chips)
    Seat 4: mearns53 (12705 in chips)
    Seat 5: Lucille48 (1765 in chips)
    Seat 6: SandbergFan (12985 in chips)
    Seat 9: darkhorsetx (9070 in chips)
    HoldemKing07: posts the ante 25
    mearns53: posts the ante 25
    Lucille48: posts the ante 25
    SandbergFan: posts the ante 25
    darkhorsetx: posts the ante 25
    SandbergFan: posts small blind 200
    darkhorsetx: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to SandbergFan [7s 5h]
    HoldemKing07: raises 3550 to 3950 and is all-in
    <script><!-- D(["mb","mearns53: folds
    Lucille48: folds
    SandbergFan: folds
    darkhorsetx: calls 3550
    HoldemKing07 said, "hold"
    HoldemKing07 said, "hold"
    *** FLOP *** [Ad 6s 6c]
    HoldemKing07 said, "hold"
    HoldemKing07 said, "damnit"
    SandbergFan said, "ouch"
    *** TURN *** [Ad 6s 6c] [Ks]
    HoldemKing07 said, "yes"
    HoldemKing07 said, "yes"
    SandbergFan said, "WOW"
    HoldemKing07 said, "yes"
    *** RIVER *** [Ad 6s 6c Ks] [Ah]
    HoldemKing07 said, "omg"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    darkhorsetx: shows [Ac 9s] (a full house, Aces full of Sixes)
    HoldemKing07: shows [Kc Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
    darkhorsetx collected 8225 from pot
    Lucille48 said, "lol"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 8225 | Rake 0
    Board [Ad 6s 6c Ks Ah]
    Seat 1: HoldemKing07 showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Aces
    Seat 4: mearns53 folded before Flop (didn\'t bet)
    Seat 5: Lucille48 (button) folded before Flop (didn\'t bet)
    Seat 6: SandbergFan (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: darkhorsetx (big blind) showed [Ac 9s] and won (8225) with a full house, Aces full of Sixes

    *********** # 33 **************
    PokerStars Game #5468316615: Tournament #27617921, $5.00+$0.50 Hold\'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/07/06 - 00:06:30 (ET)
    Table \'27617921 2\' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: HoldemKing07 (3275 in chips)
    Seat 4: mearns53 (12730 in chips)
    Seat 5: Lucille48 (1990 in chips)
    Seat 6: SandbergFan (13410 in chips)
    Seat 9: darkhorsetx (9095 in chips)
    HoldemKing07: posts the ante 25
    mearns53: posts the ante 25
    Lucille48: posts the ante 25
    SandbergFan: posts the ante 25
    darkhorsetx: posts the ante 25
    Lucille48: posts small blind 200
    SandbergFan: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to SandbergFan [5s 6h]
    darkhorsetx: folds
    ",1] ); //--></script>mearns53: folds
    Lucille48: folds
    SandbergFan: folds
    darkhorsetx: calls 3550
    HoldemKing07 said, "hold"
    HoldemKing07 said, "hold"
    *** FLOP *** [Ad 6s 6c]
    HoldemKing07 said, "hold"
    HoldemKing07 said, "damnit"
    SandbergFan said, "ouch"
    *** TURN *** [Ad 6s 6c] [Ks]
    HoldemKing07 said, "yes"
    HoldemKing07 said, "yes"
    SandbergFan said, "WOW"
    HoldemKing07 said, "yes"
    *** RIVER *** [Ad 6s 6c Ks] [Ah]
    HoldemKing07 said, "omg"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    darkhorsetx: shows [Ac 9s] (a full house, Aces full of Sixes)
    HoldemKing07: shows [Kc Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
    darkhorsetx collected 8225 from pot
    Lucille48 said, "lol"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 8225 | Rake 0
    Board [Ad 6s 6c Ks Ah]
    Seat 1: HoldemKing07 showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Aces
    Seat 4: mearns53 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Lucille48 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: SandbergFan (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: darkhorsetx (big blind) showed [Ac 9s] and won (8225) with a full house, Aces full of Sixes
  6. Schlik20 Schlik20 is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2006 (7/6/2006 12:50am) in reply to SandbergFan

    the barn burner...........ouchhhhh
  7. korrupt106 korrupt106 is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2006 (7/6/2006 12:51am) in reply to dd

    who cares....stfu
  8. MattieBoy131 MattieBoy131 is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2006 (7/6/2006 1:12am) in reply to korrupt106

    WEAK! in a live $50 tourney I had at school (went to PSU), bout 35 people in the thing. came heads up, they get it all in preflop A's vs K's obv. First suckout is a flop of JKQ, then a resuckout A on turn, then the kicker of river 1 outter K. The kid with Aces just stood up and left the room where we played cards, didn't even get his prize money yet. He played with us alot so he came back about 10 minutes later, but just came back grabbed his 2nd place winnings and left, not a word said.
  9. Karnage Karnage is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2006 (7/6/2006 1:38am) in reply to dd

    The old "Doh! Woohooo! DOH!" sequence eh?

    Gotta love stars for programming this sort of thing. Have you noticed that they also love giving people a consolation card on the river? Like,

    Hero KK
    Villan 44

    Flop
    442

    Turn
    9

    River
    K

    It is like they are saying, "yes we know you lost, but at least we gave you the card you were calling for before the flop! You are welcome, by the way. I mean, not everyone is lucky enough to get a full house, you know. Jesus! There is just no pleasing some people."
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