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Online Poker on your honeymoon...Thoughts?

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  1. pageh656 pageh656 is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 2:13am)

    Hey guys scheduled to set sail the day after tomorrow on our honeymoon cruise. We should be floating around Cozumel on Sunday... Do I just play the majors or grind the other big guarantees that are inflated on that glorious day? Is there wireless by the pool deck on the ships? I don't think my wife will mind, but if she does freak about it what would you say to rationalize the situation?

    If I had to play in room, I was thinking about setting up some signs in there. So I felt like I was at the PCA or something big like WSOP etc.

     
  2. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 2:16am) in reply to pageh656

    dude.
  3. sanzard sanzard is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 2:17am) in reply to Lord Supremo

    lol
     
  4. Iplaythabored Iplaythabored is offline ghost writer

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 2:20am) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    dude.

     
    Originally Posted by sanzard View Post

    lol

     
  5. scf187 scf187 is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 2:20am) in reply to pageh656

    Ship it.
  6. CadderlySoaring CadderlySoaring is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 2:21am) in reply to pageh656

    Classic. Thread.
  7. normlfella normlfella is online now

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 3:06am) in reply to pageh656

    lol who the hell has poker signs in the first place? much less w/ you on your honeymoon

    also, PM truesyalose re: this topic
  8. JLucky34 JLucky34 is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 3:07am) in reply to CadderlySoaring

    nominee for level of the year?

    I hope so at least
  9. CadderlySoaring CadderlySoaring is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 3:19am) in reply to JLucky34

    I second your nominee, JLucky. I haven't laughed this hard at PD since reading about Aaron getting his nuts shaved and chopped by hot nurses. GG OP.
  10. kdunlapmo kdunlapmo is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 3:30am) in reply to pageh656

    Make sure you bookmark this page: http://www.legalzoom.com/legal-divor...-overview.html
  11. bombers88 bombers88 is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 3:41am) in reply to kdunlapmo

    obviously a level...
  12. Skitz0Frenik Skitz0Frenik is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 4:00am) in reply to pageh656

    Def level, if not therapy
  13. XxxMaYiToxxX XxxMaYiToxxX is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 4:16am) in reply to pageh656

    To get online on a cruise is stupid cause the rates are ridiculous...Your gonna have to ship The Sunday Million just to pay for the online usage fee
  14. Juanda 87 Juanda 87 is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 4:19am) in reply to Skitz0Frenik

    I'm seriously detecting very low traces of level in the initial question about playing poker on your honeymoon, or there being wireless on the ship, I hope I am wrong, lol rationalize the situation? good luck.

    Decorating the room sounds like a level, but with the rate guys are getting divorced by their wives, the "grinding on the honeymoon" could be happening lol.
  15. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 5:53am) in reply to pageh656

    Go ahead and play imo. After the divorce, it'll be one more woman in the pool of proverbial fish in the sea.
  16. ucfchamp ucfchamp is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 6:38am) in reply to rocksolid124

    I played a little on mine, but when she was sleeping, bro?
     
  17. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 8:08am) in reply to pageh656

    You gotta play the other big guarantees too. If you just play the majors and don't cash, your wife will be pissed you spent your honeymoon losing money on poker, but if you you play more tourneys and win something you can tell her to chill out bish cuz this honeymoon is expensive and somebody's got to pay for it! Then she'll be all like ok, you're right honey.

    EZ game

    Also, definitely do your room up like the PCA. I guarantee you she'll wonder why she waited so long to marry you.
  18. The Lab Rat The Lab Rat is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 8:16am) in reply to pageh656

    You're sick
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  19. gamble153 gamble153 is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 8:18am) in reply to wes_mc

    over/under on number of tourneys you grind.........12

    over/under on number of guys she grinds..............8
  20. bcdrmr bcdrmr is offline 3 of a kind > flush????

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 8:20am) in reply to The Lab Rat

    to top it off you need to have your wife chase you around with a microphone like the chicks that interview pros... see now she's involved and it's all good.

    this is lol.

    for anyone else who would consider this, gg sex and gg marriage obv
  21. Decatur217 Decatur217 is offline OTs Iron Man

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 8:31am) in reply to bcdrmr

    Along the lines but not really:

    My wedding and honeymoon is mid June. During my honeymoon, I HAVE TO exercise and my fiance knows this. three weeks after returning I have a half ironman triathlon. Missing 10 days of crucial training will destroy me, so at least this guy will be around his lady friend. I will not even be able to be around for a couple hours a day with long runs, swims, or a bike if I can find one.
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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 8:47am) in reply to Decatur217

    I know your seems worse but imo its not even close. I assume your wife to be knew about this when you discussed a date, or at least she has been aware for some time. Also it takes months to train for one of these and it will be a while before you can do another I assume. He can play poker 7 days a week. His seems ridiculous while yours seems reasonable. Of course I am training right now for a marathon so i am probably more sympathetic to your point of view

    By the way the OP has to be a level.
     
  23. bigblacktruck bigblacktruck is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 8:56am) in reply to bigblacktruck

    just to reply to OP in case this is not a level. Read my post from a few weeks ago about poker on the ships. I've been on 7 cruises and I think its getting easier to win money. The new poker tables are making it so. If you must play slip down at night when she is asleep, or maybe for a few hours if she is reading by the pool. If your any good you will make a ton. It will not require the time a full Sunday grind would

    Also given the bizzareness of you post I think pics of said bride to be are in order. she sounds like a helluva woman.
     
  24. Imustcall Imustcall is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 10:14am) in reply to bigblacktruck

    I personally think it's a great way to establish that she is yo beotch and she better grab you a pot pie dinner when you tell her too.
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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 10:31am) in reply to pageh656

    Thread o' the year! You better not ship any Sunday majors because when she divorces you she'll want half.
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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 10:32am) in reply to Imustcall

    Is this a joke?
  27. EyeKnows EyeKnows is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 10:47am) in reply to pageh656

    she knew you were a snake when she picked you up, def play on sunday, priorities are important.
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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 11:24am) in reply to EyeKnows

    Play if you want your marriage to be over quickly.

    Leave the effing computer at home if you really love her.

    Seriously man, this is your honeymoon. There are plenty of days left in the future for you to play poker. Just go have a nice time, relax, and forget about griding it out at the poker tables.
  29. Jroman333 Jroman333 is offline

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 12:24pm) in reply to RevG

    Seriously, Get a life...
  30. Counting Bodies Counting Bodies is online now

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    Apr 7th, 2010 (4/7/2010 12:30pm) in reply to Jroman333

    lol, op has to be the best poster on this site.
     
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