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  1. 1. "Bro" when grown men are calling each other "bro" i can't help but laugh at how fucking stupid they sound.

    2. Calling people sir. You're not Men the Master so saying nice hand sir in you .5/.10 game is just dumb.

    3. Calling people "mate" or "m8" You're not fucking Joe Hachem, you're not from Australia, so please just cool it.

    feel free to add your own submissions.
  2. I, BillMueller, in no way associate myself with BillM420
  3. although ill admit ive typed it once or twice umm........pwn.....isnt own sufficient?
  4. signed sealed and delivered.
  5. PS now that I read the post, I just want to ask;

    aren't these life terms that need to die, not so much "phrase in poker"? The sir thing I understand, but people call each other sir, mate, bro all the time.

    Maybe I am just from the hood and that is how we do
  6. pers. i pref to call ppl:

    1. monkey
    2. cracker
    3. fuckstick

    in that order
  7. donkey?
  8. hey bro! loved the way you played those aces mate.

    well, see you around next time sir!
  9. you stay classy, showtime
  10. as in, "WTF were you thinking you god damned monkey cracker fuckstick!?!?!?!"

    gg
  11. its a classic race.....

    as opposed to what? an unclassic race
  12. chur cuz
    2
  13. "But they were s00000000000000000000000000000ted!!"

    and

    "I had a good feeling about that one"
  14. "pwn(s)"

    Grow up fuckers, this isn't high school.
     
  15. "I put you on insert whichever hand the villian can beat here."
  16. M8, u got pwnd. gg sir.
  17. "that's poker."
  18. this is by far the most retarded post... i think someone just needs to quit crying!!!!
  19. What about about "alleged" grown men who refer to the 420 club in their handles?

    LMAO
     
  20. 1. Rigged (enough said I think...)

    2. Sir...not as bad as above honestly, I just find it to be beyond ridiculous when someone says to me "nh sir" (like ms.cheesecake isn't a clue for god's sake...). Worse when I sat and observed Annette once I saw someone refer to her as "sir". Talk about someone who HAS to be living under a rock or something.....
  21. lately ive been calling people "son" a lot.

    as in "thanks for the donation son"
     
  22. "gg" when it clearly wasn't a fucking gg. You hung around for an hour and a half without seeing one card higher than a ten, then you get AK only to be outdrawn by some cocksucker with ace fucking four.
  23. ok who pissed in Bill420's coffee, u obv are gettin pwnt and cant stand the people that pwnt u so stfu. Good one Bdubs lol i use that when i get the chance
  24. Sick.
  25. i feel like death right now
  26. my cat's breath smells like cat food
  27. "TOP TOP"
  28. LMAO^^^^
  29. "OBV"
  30. 1. Donkey
    2. Pwn
    3. you got pstared or bdoged (rigged)
    4. nice catch

    Geezer

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