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Pokerstars steppin' up....cheaters busted

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  1. ShowUDaRail ShowUDaRail is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 12:02am)

    here's the story,

    on 2/12 i was playing in a $5 omaha hi lo rebuy tourney. when it got to the final 2 tables, i noticed on the other table there were two players named "rjurado62" and "rjurado63" sitting next to each other, both from spain. keep in mind that at this point in the day i had been up for a solid 24+ hours and my brain felt like mush. but mush was definitely enough for the idiot light to go off and i asked the table if they thought anything strange was going on at the other table. most hadn't noticed, but as soon as i asked, the chat at the table blew up and we all watched the play at the other table. the chip dumping was about as obvious as the idiots two names trying not to be the same person. reported the issue to pokerstars and finished out the tourney. today, when i logged into my account, i found a credit to my account in an odd amount. a little research and a quick check of my email explained the credit:
    Hello Marc,

    PokerStars has become aware of two players who were recently in violation of
    our tournament rules. You were involved in a tournament in which there was a
    disqualification. As a result of an advance in finish position, $114.96 has
    been credited to your account.

    Due to our privacy policy we are not at liberty to identify the specific
    event or players in question. It appears that they were unaware that soft
    play     and chip dumping are strictly prohibited in tournaments. Suffice to say
    that they are now well aware of the rules. In addition, their play has been
    restricted so that they can no longer play at the same table in Sit & Go
    events or in cash games.

    The integrity of the games at PokerStars is of paramount importance to us
    and we will not abide unfair play in our games. We work hard to police our
    games to assure our players of a fair, secure place to play. In the rare
    cases where collusion has actually occurred, we make sure that any players
    affected are compensated appropriately.

    and just for a little self brag...originially, i had them both 3 way at the end and ended up finishing 2nd to rjurado62's cheating ass. I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! sorry for the long post...
  2. iCONoFpOKER iCONoFpOKER is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 1:13am) in reply to ShowUDaRail

    nice =)
  3. cocoa_butter111 cocoa_butter111 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 1:17am) in reply to iCONoFpOKER

    nice but its only 100$ so i hope u dont try to kill him over it ....haha
     
  4. Sagacious Man Sagacious Man is online now

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 1:17am) in reply to ShowUDaRail

     
    Originally Posted by ShowUDaRail View Post

    I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten,four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! sorry for the long post...

    lol four flushing
  5. Ronye Ronye is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 1:28am) in reply to Sagacious Man

    Nice.
    Edited By: Ronye Feb 19th, 2011 at 01:30 AM
  6. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 1:47am) in reply to Ronye

    spotty-lipped?

    also, congrats and lol at these guys "I didn't know i couldn't do that"
  7. uga7211 uga7211 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 2:32am) in reply to wes_mc

    funny thing is.. you try and bring that to ftps attention.. two weeks later.. still waiting for a response.. +1 pstars
     
  8. pocketfish pocketfish is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 3:19am) in reply to ShowUDaRail

     
    Originally Posted by ShowUDaRail View Post

    cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! sorry for the long post...

  9. donkiman donkiman is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 4:03am) in reply to pocketfish

    If there are people dumb enough to collude with the exact name with 1 different number I can't imagine how often this goes on by people with a partially functioning brain.
     
  10. romdom romdom is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 8:03am) in reply to donkiman

    LOLz
    695 
  11. LordPye LordPye is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 8:20am) in reply to romdom

    rjurado was the only thing they knew in english.
  12. Ready Ready is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 1:46pm) in reply to ShowUDaRail

     
    Originally Posted by ShowUDaRail View Post

    I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! sorry for the long post...

    So......Why don't you tell us how you really feel...........:}
  13. nicelybaked nicelybaked is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 1:54pm) in reply to Ready

    you forgot.....polesmoking aids infested ass bandits
  14. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 2:03pm) in reply to nicelybaked

    Jelly of the month club tho

    Really, no one got the Christmas vacation reference?
  15. TXpoker30 TXpoker30 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 3:29pm) in reply to s1nnr

    You forgot " where's the Tylenol "
  16. aniceboy aniceboy is online now

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 4:01pm) in reply to TXpoker30

    nice and always pays to keep ur eyes open LOL
     
  17. Metasploit Metasploit is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2011 (2/19/2011 8:36pm) in reply to aniceboy

    LOL I love that Movie (where the quote was taken from) A Chevy Chase Classic
  18. GoBilliards GoBilliards is offline

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    Feb 20th, 2011 (2/20/2011 3:21am) in reply to Metasploit

    very nice, except I kiss my dog and I love to eat. so I'm slightly offended...LOL
     
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