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To the powers that be (re: my skillz)

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  1. shaniac shaniac is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 11:16am)

    Not sure if anyone around here is paying attention, but shaniac has been absolutely ON FIRE lately.

    On Friday, I took like 4th or 5th in the Dise 100K guar and THEN RIGHT BACK BAM NEXT DAY took 5th in the $200 rebuy on paradise masters. This is in ADDITION to like 2 or 3 $11 rebuys that I cashed on stars in recent memory and a cash in the $500 Master tournament AND a cash in the FTP 200K guaranteed.

    I was hoping that maybe some of my friends, or even some random people who have never posted here before, can come to my aid and publicly assert my awesomeness because I am envisioning some really exciting ways of promoting shaniac to international superstardom in the near future. I expect to be having sex with a one or a few models on a yacht in the Italian Riviera by this time next year. BUT I CANT DO IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP. If the powers that be arent aware of my consistensy and overall greatness, there's no way I can crack that coveted top 10 spot on the rankings list, get my sponsorship deals and have ssex with italian models. ITS JUST NOT HAPPENING.

    Also, I'm about 30K in the red since December, so if anyone is interested in backing me after my current deal falls through, just remember how consistently awesome I am.
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  2. Shaniac Jr Shaniac Jr is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 11:29am) in reply to shaniac

    All of what you say is abundantly true.
  3. dippydough dippydough is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 11:30am) in reply to Shaniac Jr

    omg, funniest back to back posts in p5 history.
     
  4. adnsdd adnsdd is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 11:35am) in reply to shaniac

    lmao
  5. clizzark clizzark is offline has cockbreath

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 11:38am) in reply to adnsdd

    lol, that's good stuff
  6. N 82 50 24 N 82 50 24 is offline herp derp derp

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 11:40am) in reply to shaniac

    How can I go about backing shaniac jr?
     
  7. AceRunner AceRunner is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 11:59am) in reply to N 82 50 24

    lol
  8. brsavage brsavage is offline Spontaneous Benefactor

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 12:06pm) in reply to shaniac

    I will back you in the ultimate point freeroll this evening. Please log in 10 minutes early as per ultimate bets lil pop up thingy that says u should be prompt.

    Also, if you make the final table of the ultimate point freeroll, PLEEZE call Annie or Shawn about instituting a chop policy for this event as I want to make a deal... no sense follishly risking ultimate points that are so valuable by playing hands like AA only to find yourself up against a better opponent who has you soot dominated, and then it's GG big time ultimate points payday.

    Ty,

    Chris.
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  9. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 3:01pm) in reply to Shaniac Jr

    LMAO
  10. johns05 johns05 is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 3:10pm) in reply to shaniac

    LOFL
     
  11. huntsky huntsky is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 3:41pm) in reply to brsavage

    I just spit my drink.

    Great post, hilarious
  12. misterizx misterizx is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 3:47pm) in reply to shaniac

    If you truely wanted to prove your abilities you would play 7 days in a row in 7 $1 tourneys against Whitealroker (Hes a god). Make more than Whiteal... BOOM rankings and model sex.
  13. MazeOrBowie MazeOrBowie is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 6:26pm) in reply to shaniac

    Not to brag too much for my buddy, but Shane is too humble to report this...today in the 100 rebuy on pokerstars (AKA one of the toughest fields in all of online poker MTT's) he lasted the entire rebuy period and at one point had 25,000 chips! Shaniac finished a VERY RESPECTABLE 20th place, just out of the money.

    Pretty imprressive, pretty impressive indeed

    Maze
  14. stlouis6 stlouis6 is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 6:28pm) in reply to MazeOrBowie

    lol...vn
     
  15. N 82 50 24 N 82 50 24 is offline herp derp derp

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 6:32pm) in reply to MazeOrBowie

    Very very well done Shane. Congrats on the near cash.
     
  16. GambleAB GambleAB is offline 1. I'm awesome

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 6:32pm) in reply to shaniac

    I'll give you a pass because you don't know how we do things around here, but in the future the classy thing to do is to create whole new accounts to ask yourself questions so that you can come on and answer them.
     
  17. Shaniac Jr Shaniac Jr is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 6:45pm) in reply to MazeOrBowie

    I saw this today. shaniac was 2-outed by MrSmokey on a Axx flop when shaniac had AT (suited) and smokey pushed allin with 66 on an ace high board. shaniac called with the ace but smokey turned a 6.

    Needless to say, it was an absolutely amazing call and shaniac would have been a 60-85% favorite to win the tournament, considering how incredibly dominant his game has been lately. Hopefully shaniac can give us his $.02 about what is making him play such dominant poker this week,
  18. cainsc cainsc is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 6:59pm) in reply to Shaniac Jr

    impressive.
    nh Shaniac.
  19. DJCBoston DJCBoston is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 7:06pm) in reply to shaniac

    Shanian+Joe Chicago=Bax is Sheets????? I'm confused LMFAO
  20. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 18th, 2006 (1/18/2006 8:33pm) in reply to DJCBoston

    they have llamas in the italian rivera?? if so save them for me.
  21. steely steely is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2006 (1/19/2006 11:13am) in reply to shaniac

    great post.

    He's a Shaniac, SHANE-I-AC on the floor...... and he's dancin' like he's never danced beforrrrrrre.

    Dude, let me buy you a P5s yarmulke. That's how much ass you kick.
     
  22. green100b green100b is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2006 (1/19/2006 11:47am) in reply to steely

    mazal tov.
  23. DonorDonkey DonorDonkey is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2006 (1/19/2006 12:14pm) in reply to shaniac

    I see you've been attending "TheBeat School of Self-Promotion"... LOL
  24. at_a_2d at_a_2d is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2006 (1/19/2006 2:11pm) in reply to DexterCain

    LMAO=?
  25. at_a_2d at_a_2d is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2006 (1/19/2006 2:16pm) in reply to steely

    great squared post
  26. JLuce JLuce is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2006 (1/19/2006 3:40pm) in reply to shaniac

    Shaniac...I like your style.
  27. whodatdare whodatdare is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2006 (1/19/2006 5:47pm) in reply to shaniac

    Sponsorship deals? Backing? Sex with Italian models? If you want all that then you'd better treat poker like its your job. Maybe then it'll work out for you! Seriously though, goood job shaniac. And take some pics of those models!!

    whodatdare

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  28. Skoky Skoky is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2006 (1/19/2006 7:33pm) in reply to Shaniac Jr

    Theres that "LIKE" word again
    He must have used it like 10 times
    No it was only like two times
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