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  1. fattyownz fattyownz is offline

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    Jul 14th, 2006 (7/14/2006 6:05pm)

    eric789: i better move my chips oin soon
    triviafor$$$ [observer]: limp
    stormy girl: and what coulda been better than my AK nothin cept AA <----lol
    triviafor$$$ [observer]: KK isn't better
    Raise_Kills [observer]: lmao
    C13Greentumb: i had the straight then
  2. fattyownz fattyownz is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2006 (7/15/2006 12:48pm) in reply to fattyownz

    bump
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  3. degenrat degenrat is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2006 (7/15/2006 12:54pm) in reply to fattyownz

    what the f is the bump for? noone was as amused as you were. no need to bring it back it's not funny.
  4. gazinthehat gazinthehat is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2006 (7/15/2006 1:06pm) in reply to degenrat

    kinda funny he bumped it though
  5. rivverkiller rivverkiller is online now

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    Jul 15th, 2006 (7/15/2006 1:19pm) in reply to gazinthehat

     
  6. trailerAces trailerAces is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2006 (7/15/2006 3:15pm) in reply to fattyownz

    Sitting in a free bar tournament a few months before I found some good live games in my area, I find myself to the left of this late 50-early 60ish guy who thus far has repeated the same action every hand but one when the action got to him before the flop: "I cawll...." while placing his chips in the pot no matter how big the bet or raise. My friend Jessie, who I consider one of the better players that I know personally, says "Sir, so you realize you've played every hand but one for the last 35 minutes?" The old guys response: "I keep getting different combinations of cards.".....Classic sir, classic.

    trailer
  7. polkaking polkaking is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2006 (7/15/2006 10:12pm) in reply to trailerAces

    lol
  8. Rebuy Ron Rebuy Ron is offline

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    Jul 16th, 2006 (7/16/2006 1:25am) in reply to polkaking

    live 6-12 LHE game

    FINAL BOARD:

    56789

    5 came on river

    seat1 bets gets called in 3 spots

    and tables Q4

    the 3 other guys had

    AA

    KJ

    88

    dealer starts chopping pot four ways and seat1 has a anxiety attack when they go to award the split screaming about his straight flush, while all 8 other players and the dealer+ floorman try to explain that the 9 high straight flush on the board is higher than the 8 high straight flush he 'wanted' to play, even going so far as to say he wouldnt in ANY of the pot if he played the 4 in his hand. Anyways said moron starts racking up his chips crying about his 'bad beat' "where he gets a straight flush and 'only' gets half the pot".

    (you see the funny line in the story above is when he complains about only getting half the pot when he actually was getting quartered, BWAHAHAHHAHAHA)

    just trying to get this thread out of the gutter btw
  9. degenrat degenrat is offline

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    Jul 16th, 2006 (7/16/2006 7:45am) in reply to Rebuy Ron

    bump
  10. fattyownz fattyownz is offline

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    Jul 16th, 2006 (7/16/2006 8:08am) in reply to degenrat

    it is funny, cheer up
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  11. BillyNumbers BillyNumbers is offline

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    Jul 16th, 2006 (7/16/2006 4:03pm) in reply to fattyownz

    When reading this "priceless line" I'm reminded of the movie "Big", and this scene...

    "I don't get it."
    "What don't you get?"
    "It's a building that turns into a robot?"
    "Yes"
    "I don't get it."
  12. jaynuey jaynuey is offline

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    Jul 16th, 2006 (7/16/2006 9:38pm) in reply to fattyownz

    i was at a home game messing around with a $20 freezeout (alot to my friends) and i made a play on a clear donkey at the table and he called a check raise all in with 10 high and a gut shot for the last 15k in chips while the blinds were 100-200! lol well to make things short he hit his pair of 9 on the river to beat my pp eights. i asked him why? and he replied " <span>well i already had almost half in the pot, you think im gonna just give it to uncontested?" </span>
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