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  1. pokerstars Game #43622736698: Tournament #2010050083, $1000+$50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (40/80) - 2010/05/04 21:35:15 ET
    Table '2010050083 23' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: Ynenk03 (5195 in chips)
    Seat 2: inissint (6993 in chips)
    Seat 3: argenpoker (4050 in chips)
    Seat 4: Mr. Tim Caum (7125 in chips)
    Seat 5: 0evg0 (20675 in chips)
    Seat 6: FuIlh0use (9745 in chips)
    Seat 7: TheMatadorCC (11490 in chips)
    Seat 8: Wing-Tsun (13195 in chips)
    Seat 9: backmanslivs (17625 in chips)
    argenpoker: posts small blind 40
    Mr. Tim Caum: posts big blind 80
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Ynenk03 [5c 6c]
    0evg0: folds
    FuIlh0use: raises 150 to 230
    TheMatadorCC: folds
    Wing-Tsun: folds
    backmanslivs: folds
    Ynenk03: calls 230
    inissint: calls 230
    argenpoker: folds
    Mr. Tim Caum: folds
    *** FLOP *** [2h 3h As]
    FuIlh0use: bets 525
    Ynenk03: folds
    inissint: raises 835 to 1360
    FuIlh0use: calls 835
    *** TURN *** [2h 3h As] [Th]
    FuIlh0use: checks
    inissint: bets 1520
    FuIlh0use: raises 4560 to 6080
    inissint said, "this is fng ridiculous"
    inissint said, "you have ak??"
    FuIlh0use said, "no"
    inissint said, "WHAT DO YOU HAVE"
    inissint said, "222?"
    FuIlh0use said, "no"
    inissint said, "333?"
    inissint said, "omg TTT?"
    FuIlh0use said, "yeap"
    inissint said, "which"
    FuIlh0use said, "3's"
    0evg0 said, "does it matter?"
    inissint said, "yes"
    inissint said, "i have an ace"
    0evg0 said, "ok so now we know your hand"
    inissint said, "so i can fold"
    FuIlh0use said, "obvious"
    inissint said, "dude stop"
    inissint said, "what"
    inissint said, "which is it"
    inissint said, "gosh"
    inissint said, "ok i fold"
    inissint said, "good bet"
    FuIlh0use said, "i told ya call and u figure"
    inissint said, "i think"
    inissint said, "figure wat"
    FuIlh0use said, "which set i have"
    FuIlh0use said, ";p"
    inissint said, "sigh"
    FuIlh0use said, ":=)"
    inissint said, "do you want me to fold or call"
    FuIlh0use said, "call"
    inissint said, "lol makes me wanna fold"
    inissint said, "then again if you say that"
    FuIlh0use said, "folddddddddd"
    inissint said, "that may mean you want a fold"
    inissint said, "ahhhhh"
    FuIlh0use said, "lol"
    inissint said, "sry guys"
    FuIlh0use said, "3 more minutes take ur time"
    inissint said, "ty"
    inissint said, "just weird hand"
    inissint said, "how you played it"
    inissint said, "ok guess i call"
    FuIlh0use said, "i have a small flush lol"
    inissint said, "you convinced me to call"
    FuIlh0use said, "isn't obvious"
    inissint said, "good speech bro"
    inissint: calls 3883 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (677) returned to FuIlh0use
    *** RIVER *** [2h 3h As Th] [2c]
    inissint said, "lol"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    FuIlh0use: shows [3c 3d] (a full house, Threes full of Deuces)
    inissint: shows [Qh Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
    0evg0 said, "hahahah"
    0evg0 said, "ahahaha"
    FuIlh0use collected 14336 from pot
    FuIlh0use said, "ty"
    0evg0 said, "hahaha"
    0evg0 said, "ah"
    0evg0 said, "ahahah"
    0evg0 said, "ah"
    0evg0 said, "ahah"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 14336 | Rake 0
    Board [2h 3h As Th 2c]
    Seat 1: Ynenk03 folded on the Flop
    Seat 2: inissint (button) showed [Qh Ah] and lost with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 3: argenpoker (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: Mr. Tim Caum (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: 0evg0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: FuIlh0use showed [3c 3d] and won (14336) with a full house, Threes full of Deuces
    Seat 7: TheMatadorCC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: Wing-Tsun folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: backmanslivs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
     
  2. Part 2...The Aftermath
    pokerstars Game #43623072294: Tournament #2010050083, $1000+$50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2010/05/04 21:44:21 ET
    Table '2010050083 23' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: Ynenk03 (4965 in chips)
    Seat 3: argenpoker (4010 in chips)
    Seat 4: Mr. Tim Caum (7045 in chips)
    Seat 5: 0evg0 (20675 in chips)
    Seat 6: FuIlh0use (17088 in chips)
    Seat 7: TheMatadorCC (11490 in chips)
    Seat 8: Wing-Tsun (13195 in chips)
    Seat 9: backmanslivs (17625 in chips)
    Ynenk03: posts the ante 10
    argenpoker: posts the ante 10
    Mr. Tim Caum: posts the ante 10
    0evg0: posts the ante 10
    FuIlh0use: posts the ante 10
    TheMatadorCC: posts the ante 10
    Wing-Tsun: posts the ante 10
    backmanslivs: posts the ante 10
    Mr. Tim Caum: posts small blind 50
    0evg0: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Ynenk03 [9d 2s]
    FuIlh0use: folds
    TheMatadorCC: raises 200 to 300
    0evg0 said, "SLOWROLLERS DIE"
    backmanslivs said, "he so deserved that"
    FuIlh0use said, "fewwwww"
    Mr. Tim Caum said, "dir"
    Wing-Tsun: folds
    backmanslivs: folds
    Mr. Tim Caum said, "die"
    Ynenk03: folds
    FuIlh0use said, "for a moment i thought u folding"
    argenpoker: folds
    Mr. Tim Caum said, "die"
    Mr. Tim Caum said, "die"
    Mr. Tim Caum said, "dire"
    Mr. Tim Caum: folds
    0evg0: folds
    Uncalled bet (200) returned to TheMatadorCC
    TheMatadorCC collected 330 from pot
    TheMatadorCC: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 330 | Rake 0
    Seat 1: Ynenk03 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: argenpoker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Mr. Tim Caum (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: 0evg0 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: FuIlh0use folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: TheMatadorCC collected (330)
    Seat 8: Wing-Tsun folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: backmanslivs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
     
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  3.  
  4. stay classy inissint.
  5. maturity at its finest even in a 1k event
  6.  
    Originally Posted by Hub Dub 04 View Post

    stay classy inissint.

    <3 INI

    lol @ MrTimCaum saying die over and over afterwards. Biggest joke in ALL of poker.
  7. thats funny. heres some interesting/non important chat from the hu 1575

    ealer: Game #43627155673: rivermanl wins pot (4,470) with two pair, Sixes and Threes
    pistons87 [observer]: come on
    Moorman1 [observer]: booom
    ImaLucSac [observer]: boooooooom
    JuifRousse [observer]: sick hold
    Roberts34: thats so bad
    Roberts34: nh
    AhKhQhJh10h [observer]: =(
    mistakooll [observer]: corn
    Roberts34: so bad
    ImaLuckSac [observer]: ur bad
    AhKhQhJh10h [observer]: lol
    Roberts34: ya
    Roberts34: obv
    Roberts34: whats he beat
    pistons87 [observer]: such a terrible play
    Roberts34: oh nothing
    Roberts34: plz be a flip
    ImaLuckSac [observer]: Q high foo
    Roberts34: at best
    Roberts34: no
    Roberts34: hes a dog
    Roberts34: to my hand
    Roberts34: slightly
    JuifRousse [observer]: cmon guys its rivermanl
    ImaLuckSac [observer]: lol
    ImaLucSac [observer]: hes not a dog, hes a man
    pistons87 [observer]: horrible play
    Moorman1 [observer]: nice sizing tho
    dejanaceking [observer]: that you heve luck like micide you will easy win turney
    pistons87 [observer]: just didnt know what to do
    AhKhQhJh10h [observer]: lolol
    ImaLuckSac [observer]: you must be mental
    mistakooll [observer]: im better than all of you
    Moorman1 [observer]: thought u had the nut flush draw
    pistons87 [observer]: lol mistakool
    pistons87 [observer]: wanna fire up some 5ks?
    Moorman1 [observer]: *nut flush
    mistakooll [observer]: wanna flip?
    Roberts34: if i did
    Roberts34: hes still slightly behind
  8. lol at all that table chat... maybe thats where I went wrong with mine
     
  9. even inissint got a laugh outta this one
     
  10. finally the pokergods dealt out some JUSTICE
  11. This is why I don't slowroll.
  12. ib4 this becomes a 10 pg thread by people who think slowrolling is a big deal.
  13. Slowrolling used to bother me and I've honestly never intentionally slowrolled anyone to this day. But I'm starting to come around and see the humor in it. Definitely may add it to the arsenal in the near future if I feel the spot is right. Not gonna waste it on someone who isn't gonna appreciate it though.
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  14. epic
  15. Haha, I love when this shit happens :D Karma!
  16. I would slowroll my own grandmother if I thought I could get a laugh about it.
  17. mr. tim caum pwns all
  18. awesome slowroll chat tho
  19. Little kids need to grow up.
  20. slowrolls rape. Whenever it backfires just gotta suck it up, laugh it off and try again next time. Love the speech tho. With that said I think there's a big difference between slowrolling a random in a 20 rebuy than slowrolling someone in a 1k. Anyways GG UL i enjoyed it
  21. slowrolling just isn't as effective anymore. the moment someone starts to time down after i'm all in all i think is "okay getting slowrolled." it doesn't work if you don't catch people off guard.
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  22.  
    Originally Posted by dpottz View Post

    slowrolling just isn't as effective anymore. the moment someone starts to time down after i'm all in all i think is "okay getting slowrolled." it doesn't work if you don't catch people off guard.

    lol so tru
  23.  
    Originally Posted by dpottz View Post

    slowrolling just isn't as effective anymore. the moment someone starts to time down after i'm all in all i think is "okay getting slowrolled." it doesn't work if you don't catch people off guard.

    balance your slowroll range
     
  24. you missed the best part of chat, when inissint said he was going to spit in my face at the wsop
  25. think we could get a mr tim caum reading of this chat on audio?
     
  26.  
    Originally Posted by pageh656 View Post

    think we could get a mr tim caum reading of this chat on audio?

    definately miss the MrTimCaum readings. That was some of funniest stuff ever posted on here.
     
  27.  
    Originally Posted by Wretchy View Post


    balance your slowroll range

    haha /thread...this is no doubt epit. Ini is the man!
  28. It's kind of funny that the same guys that slowroll on the net and think it's ok and amusing, wouldn't ever do it live because they would get their nerdy faces stomped in. Bring the flames, you know it's true though..
  29.  
    Originally Posted by LtotheK View Post


    It's kind of funny that the same guys that slowroll on the net and think it's ok and amusing, wouldn't ever do it live because they would get their nerdy faces stomped in. Bring the flames, you know it's true though..

    Hey chaz. how's the mounds of cash?

    I would definitely slowroll you, chaz, as you have it coming obv.

    Anywayz <3 me some glasser
     
  30.  
    Originally Posted by Randers View Post

    Hey chaz. how's the mounds of cash?

    I would definitely slowroll you, chaz, as you have it coming obv.

    Anywayz <3 me some glasser

    LOL. No, I'm supposed to be dr.g house. Didn't you hear?

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