[gboro780]

you see a lotta brag posts on here. hidden brags, shameless brags, brags for a friend. let's see some people post hands where they get owned not vice versa. i'll start.

Full Tilt Poker Game #16912264017: $75,000 Guarantee (122472615), Table 20 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:41:03 ET - 2009/12/18
Seat 1: mhancher (5,741)
Seat 2: Fbogies (4,140)
Seat 4: PureProfitFour (3,740)
Seat 5: Magic_ip (11,105)
Seat 6: walchy (8,200)
Seat 7: ShortDog97 (7,390)
Seat 8: gboro780 (6,100)
Seat 9: LarryZona (2,800)
walchy posts the small blind of 60
ShortDog97 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gboro780 [Jh Th]
gboro780 has 15 seconds left to act
gboro780 raises to 300
LarryZona folds
mhancher folds
Fbogies folds
PureProfitFour folds
Magic_ip has 15 seconds left to act
Magic_ip raises to 740
walchy folds
ShortDog97 folds
gboro780 has 15 seconds left to act
gboro780 calls 440
*** FLOP *** [9c 6d 8h]
gboro780 checks
Magic_ip checks
*** TURN *** [9c 6d 8h] [4s]
gboro780 has 15 seconds left to act
gboro780 bets 975
Magic_ip has 15 seconds left to act
Magic_ip calls 975
*** RIVER *** [9c 6d 8h 4s] [4h]
gboro780 bets 4,385, and is all in
Magic_ip has 15 seconds left to act
Magic_ip has requested TIME
Cadenzrime sits down
Cadenzrime adds 16,524
Cadenzrime is feeling angry
Magic_ip calls 4,385
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gboro780 shows [Jh Th] a pair of Fours
Magic_ip shows [9d 2d] two pair, Nines and Fours

pokerstars Game #36664927563: Tournament #237010005, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2009/12/13 22:41:05 ET
Table '237010005 18' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: justiceAAA88 (55819 in chips)
Seat 2: gboro780 (59084 in chips)
Seat 3: CPT CRUX (7823 in chips)
Seat 4: djk123 (36069 in chips)
Seat 5: harbour (13826 in chips)
Seat 6: Bond18 (13267 in chips)
Seat 7: badboyniv (37461 in chips)
Seat 8: 1$ickDisea$E (50210 in chips)
Seat 9: jfitz23 (8962 in chips)
justiceAAA88: posts the ante 100
gboro780: posts the ante 100
CPT CRUX: posts the ante 100
djk123: posts the ante 100
harbour: posts the ante 100
Bond18: posts the ante 100
badboyniv: posts the ante 100
1$ickDisea$E: posts the ante 100
jfitz23: posts the ante 100
justiceAAA88: posts small blind 500
gboro780: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gboro780 [9d Jd]
CPT CRUX: folds
djk123: folds
harbour: folds
Bond18: folds
badboyniv: folds
1$ickDisea$E: raises 1800 to 2800
jfitz23: folds
justiceAAA88: folds
gboro780: calls 1800
*** FLOP *** [4d 5d 5s]
gboro780: checks
1$ickDisea$E: bets 4100
gboro780: calls 4100
*** TURN *** [4d 5d 5s] [8c]
gboro780: bets 5490
1$ickDisea$E: calls 5490
*** RIVER *** [4d 5d 5s 8c] [Ks]
gboro780: bets 46594 and is all-in
1$ickDisea$E: calls 37720 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (8874) returned to gboro780
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gboro780: shows [9d Jd] (a pair of Fives)
1$ickDisea$E: shows [4s As] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
1$ickDisea$E collected 101620 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 101620 | Rake 0
Board [4d 5d 5s 8c Ks]
Seat 1: justiceAAA88 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: gboro780 (big blind) showed [9d Jd] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 3: CPT CRUX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: djk123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: harbour folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Bond18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: badboyniv folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[doubledave22]

you hate folding... love it

[Burying_Luck]

92 three bet pre antes...whoa

[fratboy247]

obv fake hands, Gbreezy dont miss 2 flush draws in same day

way to make up these hands so noone ever folds to your shoves again (genius!!!!!!!!)

[benvo123]

nice bermuda triangle in hand #2!!! glad to see other hsmtters have it in their playbook. ;)

edit: i would post some hands where ive been owned cuz there are millions, but i just got a new computer so i got no hhs (obv brag)

[xxCelticFCxx]

wow 2nd one is pretty sick

[SigmaBetaRho]

damn that is such a sikkkk call by sickdisease

[Cre8ive Moderator]

pokerstars Game #32623467777: Tournament #200909016, $1000+$50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (250/500) - 2009/09/09 0:05:08 ET
Table '200909016 66' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: mjsecret (33424 in chips)
Seat 2: thugmoneymkr (71923 in chips)
Seat 3: JoeGall (22533 in chips)
Seat 4: Up-2-No-Good (18667 in chips)
Seat 5: CamoJr (13306 in chips)
Seat 6: Kraclob (37729 in chips)
Seat 7: Cre8ive (46812 in chips)
Seat 8: mospoker (27241 in chips)
Seat 9: FONZIIS (11744 in chips)
mjsecret: posts the ante 60
thugmoneymkr: posts the ante 60
JoeGall: posts the ante 60
Up-2-No-Good: posts the ante 60
CamoJr: posts the ante 60
Kraclob: posts the ante 60
Cre8ive: posts the ante 60
mospoker: posts the ante 60
FONZIIS: posts the ante 60
FONZIIS: posts small blind 250
mjsecret: posts big blind 500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Cre8ive [5c As]
thugmoneymkr: folds
JoeGall: folds
Up-2-No-Good: folds
CamoJr: folds
Kraclob: raises 800 to 1300
Cre8ive: raises 2365 to 3665
mospoker: folds
FONZIIS: folds
mjsecret: folds
Kraclob: raises 3779 to 7444
Cre8ive: raises 6331 to 13775
Kraclob: raises 23894 to 37669 and is all-in
Cre8ive: folds
Uncalled bet (23894) returned to Kraclob
Kraclob collected 28840 from pot
Kraclob: shows [4d 6d] (high card Six)

I debated between the 5bet raise and the 5bet shove. Guess I should have shoved.

[1SickDisease]

U r still the fcking man! Hey guys, this is my first post! weeee

[ApesAreFun Moderator/Euro Donk]

 

Originally Posted by 1SickDisease

U r still the fcking man! Hey guys, this is my first post! weeee

You've been lurking for too long.

[IbizaCF3]

 

Originally Posted by 1SickDisease

U r still the fcking man! Hey guys, this is my first post! weeee

lol wish my first post came when i won a pot v gboro :/

[kingp1n]

3/hand

[calhoun137]

Full Tilt Poker Game #16782815335: MiniFTOPS Event #10 (109936891), Table 1781 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:23:12 ET - 2009/12/13
Seat 1: STEFFEN244 (30,286)
Seat 2: 14hisnob (24,489)
Seat 3: UPsDaiSy (61,200)
Seat 4: RIZZY_STYLE (8,358)
Seat 5: macomike (61,058)
Seat 6: WV 38 (27,695)
Seat 7: calhoun137 (50,125)
Seat 8: lIl-ricco-lIl (43,174)
Seat 9: OMG_WTF_I_WIN (49,938)
STEFFEN244 antes 150
14hisnob antes 150
UPsDaiSy antes 150
RIZZY_STYLE antes 150
macomike antes 150
WV 38 antes 150
calhoun137 antes 150
lIl-ricco-lIl antes 150
OMG_WTF_I_WIN antes 150
macomike posts the small blind of 600
WV 38 posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to calhoun137 [Qs Ah]
calhoun137 has 15 seconds left to act
calhoun137 raises to 3,600
lIl-ricco-lIl calls 3,600
OMG_WTF_I_WIN folds
STEFFEN244 folds
14hisnob folds
UPsDaiSy folds
RIZZY_STYLE has 15 seconds left to act
RIZZY_STYLE folds
macomike folds
WV 38 folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 9d 5s]
calhoun137 bets 3,600
lIl-ricco-lIl raises to 39,424, and is all in
calhoun137 calls 35,824

he had AK of course...

[Defndrofangels]

Not really a pwn, just a cooler.

[badpab2]

pokerstars Game #37271632631: Tournament #241010507, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2009/12/27 16:24:33 ET
Table '241010507 82' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: gabi1313 (7523 in chips)
Seat 2: hahila (14151 in chips)
Seat 3: roothlus2 (19356 in chips)
Seat 4: MikeTyson68 (5884 in chips)
Seat 5: snowking_85 (22005 in chips)
Seat 6: Pwnasaurus (10725 in chips)
Seat 7: GHSE00011364 (20639 in chips)
Seat 8: Paolo69 (19455 in chips)
Seat 9: yellowhat (12125 in chips)
gabi1313: posts the ante 50
hahila: posts the ante 50
roothlus2: posts the ante 50
MikeTyson68: posts the ante 50
snowking_85: posts the ante 50
Pwnasaurus: posts the ante 50
GHSE00011364: posts the ante 50
Paolo69: posts the ante 50
yellowhat: posts the ante 50
gabi1313: posts small blind 200
hahila: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Paolo69 [9h Th]
roothlus2: folds
MikeTyson68: folds
snowking_85: folds
Pwnasaurus: folds
GHSE00011364: raises 800 to 1200
Paolo69: calls 1200
yellowhat: folds
gabi1313: folds
hahila: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h 5h 8d]
GHSE00011364: checks
Paolo69: checks
*** TURN *** [3h 5h 8d] [7d]
GHSE00011364: checks
Paolo69: bets 1550
GHSE00011364: calls 1550
*** RIVER *** [3h 5h 8d 7d] [4d]
GHSE00011364: checks
Paolo69: bets 3440
GHSE00011364: calls 3440
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Paolo69: shows [9h Th] (high card Ten)
GHSE00011364: shows [3s 2s] (a pair of Threes)
GHSE00011364 collected 13430 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13430 | Rake 0
Board [3h 5h 8d 7d 4d]
Seat 1: gabi1313 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: hahila (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: roothlus2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MikeTyson68 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: snowking_85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Pwnasaurus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GHSE00011364 showed [3s 2s] and won (13430) with a pair of Threes
Seat 8: Paolo69 showed [9h Th] and lost with high card Ten
Seat 9: yellowhat (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[rodo04]

Full Tilt Poker Game #17129752292: The Sunday Brawl (120300223), Table 52 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:43:30 ET - 2009/12/27
Seat 1: digablemars (5,702)
Seat 2: alexterra (2,785)
Seat 3: hauk21 (2,247)
Seat 4: tiltass33 (3,309)
Seat 5: CrazyJoeLv (3,375)
Seat 6: Mcmatto (3,115)
Seat 7: rodo04 (4,675)
Seat 9: Erich Kollmann (2,202)
Erich Kollmann posts the small blind of 25
digablemars posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rodo04 [Qs Ah]
alexterra folds
hauk21 folds
tiltass33 folds
CrazyJoeLv has 15 seconds left to act
CrazyJoeLv folds
Mcmatto folds
rodo04 raises to 150
Erich Kollmann has 15 seconds left to act
Erich Kollmann raises to 450
digablemars folds
rodo04 raises to 1,175
Erich Kollmann has 15 seconds left to act
Erich Kollmann calls 725
*** FLOP *** [Ac 9s Kh]
Erich Kollmann checks
rodo04 bets 1,028
Erich Kollmann calls 1,027, and is all in
rodo04 shows [Qs Ah]
Erich Kollmann shows [9d Ks]
Uncalled bet of 1 returned to rodo04
*** TURN *** [Ac 9s Kh] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 9s Kh 5c] [2c]
rodo04 shows a pair of Aces
Erich Kollmann shows two pair, Kings and Nines
Erich Kollmann wins the pot (4,454) with two pair, Kings and Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,454 | Rake 0
Board: [Ac 9s Kh 5c 2c]
Seat 1: digablemars (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: alexterra didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: hauk21 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: tiltass33 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: CrazyJoeLv didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Mcmatto didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: rodo04 (button) showed [Qs Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: Erich Kollmann (small blind) showed [9d Ks] and won (4,454) with two pair, Kings and Nines

[j_farah]

pokerstars Game #34589862111: Tournament #206554717, $9.00+$0.90 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/10/27 22:15:00 ET
Table '206554717 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: j_farah (2422 in chips)
Seat 3: 32dany32 (2552 in chips)
Seat 4: JusHold1time (4040 in chips)
Seat 5: sierralu (1523 in chips)
Seat 6: JesseBUSMC (1690 in chips)
Seat 7: niknim (8135 in chips)
Seat 8: CrimeDoPAY (1210 in chips)
Seat 9: funkyc (2838 in chips)
JusHold1time: posts small blind 50
sierralu: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to j_farah [Qd Jd]
JesseBUSMC: folds
niknim: folds
CrimeDoPAY: folds
funkyc: calls 100
j_farah: calls 100
32dany32: folds
JusHold1time: calls 50
sierralu: checks
*** FLOP *** [4h Kc 5s]
JusHold1time: checks
sierralu: checks
funkyc: checks
j_farah: checks
*** TURN *** [4h Kc 5s] [Ts]
JusHold1time: checks
sierralu: checks
funkyc: checks
j_farah: bets 300
JusHold1time: calls 300
sierralu: folds
funkyc: folds
*** RIVER *** [4h Kc 5s Ts] [5d]
JusHold1time: checks
j_farah: bets 500
JusHold1time said, "god why doesnt this make sense"
JusHold1time said, "u wouldnt bet the ten"
JusHold1time said, "sick read"
JusHold1time said, "or horrible read"
JusHold1time: calls 500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
j_farah: shows [Qd Jd] (a pair of Fives)
JusHold1time: shows [2d 4d] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
JusHold1time collected 2000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2000 | Rake 0
Board [4h Kc 5s Ts 5d]
Seat 2: j_farah showed [Qd Jd] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 3: 32dany32 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JusHold1time (small blind) showed [2d 4d] and won (2000) with two pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 5: sierralu (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: JesseBUSMC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: niknim folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: CrimeDoPAY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: funkyc folded on the Turn

In retrospect I should've raised pre rather than limp behind. Still, sick calls by him on the turn and river.

[jdpc27]

ok..one hand where i got owned...on money bubble..opponent was so proud that he posted it online where my bad move is framed forever...

<span id="ctl00_cphPrimary_lblhand">Seat 1: Foatie (22,042)
Seat 2: crewcut71 (56,694)
Seat 3: jdpc27 (74,424)
Seat 4: TIMETOSHINE33 (56,516)
Seat 5: Samuel Genest (11,524)
Seat 6: PrishChips31 (80,090)
Seat 8: alain456 (34,618)
Seat 9: Senor GT (9,784)
Foatie antes 200
crewcut71 antes 200
jdpc27 antes 200
TIMETOSHINE33 antes 200
Samuel Genest antes 200
PrishChips31 antes 200
alain456 antes 200
Senor GT antes 200
Senor GT posts the small blind of 800
Foatie posts the big blind of 1,600
The button is in seat #8
HOLE CARDS

Dealt to PrishChips31

crewcut71 has 15 seconds left to act
crewcut71 folds
jdpc27 raises to 3,575
TIMETOSHINE33 folds
Samuel Genest folds
PrishChips31 calls 3,575
alain456 folds
Senor GT folds
Foatie folds

FLOP:

jdpc27 bets 5,200
PrishChips31 has 15 seconds left to act
PrishChips31 raises to 11,115
jdpc27 calls 5,915

TURN:

jdpc27 checks
PrishChips31 has 15 seconds left to act
PrishChips31 has requested TIME
PrishChips31 checks

RIVER:

jdpc27 bets 59,534, and is all in
PrishChips31 has 15 seconds left to act
PrishChips31 has requested TIME
PrishChips31 calls 59,534

SHOW DOWN :
jdpc27 shows
a pair of Threes
PrishChips31 shows
two pair, Kings and Queens
PrishChips31 wins the pot (152,448) with two pair, Kings and Queens
</span>

<span id="ctl00_cphPrimary_lblhand">and one hand where i owned...</span>
Full Tilt Poker Game #17133520145: $24,000 Guarantee (127981252), Table 55 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:54:53 ET - 2009/12/27
Seat 1: 40kw33 (3,110)
Seat 2: Badgergav (1,983)
Seat 3: Kincaid66 (4,482)
Seat 4: HighwayChileee (4,368)
Seat 5: V-ster (1,935)
Seat 6: subiime (3,025)
Seat 7: SbC111 (3,697)
Seat 8: DirtiesTolDmaN (1,795)
Seat 9: jdpc27 (2,605)
40kw33 posts the small blind of 30
Badgergav posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jdpc27 [6h 6d]
Kincaid66 folds
HighwayChileee folds
V-ster folds
subiime folds
SbC111 has 15 seconds left to act
SbC111 raises to 200
DirtiesTolDmaN has 15 seconds left to act
DirtiesTolDmaN folds
jdpc27 calls 200
40kw33 folds
Badgergav folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 5c 5s]
SbC111 bets 240
jdpc27 has 15 seconds left to act
jdpc27 calls 240
*** TURN *** [4c 5c 5s] [8c]
SbC111 bets 540
jdpc27 calls 540
*** RIVER *** [4c 5c 5s 8c] [Kc]
SbC111 has 15 seconds left to act
SbC111 bets 1,140
jdpc27 has 15 seconds left to act
jdpc27 raises to 1,625, and is all in
SbC111 folds
Uncalled bet of 485 returned to jdpc27
jdpc27 mucks
jdpc27 wins the pot (4,330)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,330 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 5c 5s 8c Kc]
Seat 1: 40kw33 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Badgergav (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Kincaid66 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: HighwayChileee didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: V-ster didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: subiime didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: SbC111 folded on the River
Seat 8: DirtiesTolDmaN didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: jdpc27 (button) collected (4,330), mucked

[ACgaming]

There is a bad beat forum indeed.

[I Spew Chips]

to all the idiots posting bad beats you fail horribly

and +1 for the bermuda triangle

[donkcommited]

Stage #2081828895 Tourney ID 5013504 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 10 - 2009-12-27 14:31:55 (ET)
Table: 3 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 1 - THEBIGHUNI (3,000 in chips)
Seat 2 - ANIMAL5050 (3,000 in chips)
Seat 3 - DRIFTDC5 (3,015 in chips)
Seat 4 - ROUNDWEB (1,500 in chips)
Seat 5 - MIGUELPRADO (3,000 in chips)
Seat 6 - LUCKYDAN21 (1,495 in chips)
Seat 8 - -BLACKFOURS- (2,990 in chips)
Seat 9 - DC_BIA (3,000 in chips)
-BLACKFOURS- - Posts small blind 5
DC_BIA - Posts big blind 10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DC_BIA [10s Jd]
THEBIGHUNI - Folds
ANIMAL5050 - Folds
DRIFTDC5 - Folds
ROUNDWEB - Folds
MIGUELPRADO - Raises 30 to 30
LUCKYDAN21 - Folds
-BLACKFOURS- - Folds
DC_BIA - Calls 20
*** FLOP *** [8c Qh 2s]
DC_BIA - Checks
MIGUELPRADO - Bets 40
DC_BIA - Calls 40
*** TURN *** [8c Qh 2s] [9s]
DC_BIA - Bets 145
MIGUELPRADO - Folds
DC_BIA - returned (145) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DC_BIA - Does not show
DC_BIA Collects 145 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(145)
Board [8c Qh 2s 9s]
Seat 1: THEBIGHUNI Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: ANIMAL5050 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: DRIFTDC5 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: ROUNDWEB Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: MIGUELPRADO Folded on the TURN
Seat 6: LUCKYDAN21 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: -BLACKFOURS- (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: DC_BIA (big blind) collected Total (145) HI:(145) [Does not show]

[BLUEberLEEZ]

 

Originally Posted by donkcommited

*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DC_BIA [10s Jd]
THEBIGHUNI - Folds
ANIMAL5050 - Folds
DRIFTDC5 - Folds
ROUNDWEB - Folds
MIGUELPRADO - Raises 30 to 30
LUCKYDAN21 - Folds
-BLACKFOURS- - Folds
DC_BIA - Calls 20
*** FLOP *** [8c Qh 2s]
DC_BIA - Checks
MIGUELPRADO - Bets 40
DC_BIA - Calls 40
*** TURN *** [8c Qh 2s] [9s]
DC_BIA - Bets 145
MIGUELPRADO - Folds
DC_BIA - returned (145) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DC_BIA - Does not show
DC_BIA Collects 145 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(145)
Board [8c Qh 2s 9s]
Seat 5: MIGUELPRADO Folded on the TURN
Seat 9: DC_BIA (big blind) collected Total (145) HI:(145) [Does not show]

sick

[Deoxyribo]

heres me owning somebody

Full Tilt Poker Game #17135719510: $750,000 Guarantee (120324980), Table 413 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:18:34 ET - 2009/12/27
Seat 1: Markus OwnH (3,745)
Seat 2: apalma (3,000)
Seat 3: HAGENS79 (1,345)
Seat 5: dDeoxyribo (3,390)
Seat 6: ALEAL66 (2,975)
Seat 7: PIZZP (3,170)
Seat 8: bigsmart (3,335)
Seat 9: Uri Benasher (3,040)
apalma posts the small blind of 15
HAGENS79 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dDeoxyribo [4d 4h]
dDeoxyribo raises to 90
ALEAL66 folds
PIZZP folds
bigsmart calls 90
Uri Benasher has 15 seconds left to act
Uri Benasher folds
Markus OwnH calls 90
apalma folds
HAGENS79 folds
*** FLOP *** [3d 7s 2d]
dDeoxyribo bets 180
bigsmart calls 180
Markus OwnH has 15 seconds left to act
Markus OwnH folds
*** TURN *** [3d 7s 2d] [Kh]
dDeoxyribo checks
bigsmart bets 675
dDeoxyribo calls 675
*** RIVER *** [3d 7s 2d Kh] [9c]
dDeoxyribo checks
bigsmart has 15 seconds left to act
bigsmart bets 1,290
dDeoxyribo has 15 seconds left to act
dDeoxyribo has requested TIME
dDeoxyribo calls 1,290
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bigsmart shows [Ah 3h] a pair of Threes
dDeoxyribo shows [4d 4h] a pair of Fours
dDeoxyribo wins the pot (4,605) with a pair of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,605 | Rake 0
Board: [3d 7s 2d Kh 9c]
Seat 1: Markus OwnH (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: apalma (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: HAGENS79 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: dDeoxyribo showed [4d 4h] and won (4,605) with a pair of Fours
Seat 6: ALEAL66 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: PIZZP didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: bigsmart showed [Ah 3h] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 9: Uri Benasher didn't bet (folded)

[UhhMee]

 

Originally Posted by I Spew Chips

to all the idiots posting bad beats you fail horribly

+1

[Kiba52]

sick image post

[Illini213]

couple min ago, against a crazy russian w/ very few trnys, vp of like 58... pwned :(

pokerstars Game #37283185045: Tournament #241020018, $500+$30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (300/600) - 2009/12/27 19:17:24 CT [2009/12/27 20:17:24 ET]
Table '241020018 90' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Illini213 (61097 in chips)
Seat 2: parksy1066 (9925 in chips)
Seat 3: Don Ferret (20694 in chips)
Seat 4: IfIHadItAll (72705 in chips)
Seat 5: mojave14 (290 in chips)
Seat 6: pi3t3r (15676 in chips)
Seat 7: xixi1962 (45055 in chips)
Seat 8: df1986 (12632 in chips)
Seat 9: pbdrunks (21095 in chips)
Illini213: posts the ante 25
parksy1066: posts the ante 25
Don Ferret: posts the ante 25
IfIHadItAll: posts the ante 25
mojave14: posts the ante 25
pi3t3r: posts the ante 25
xixi1962: posts the ante 25
df1986: posts the ante 25
pbdrunks: posts the ante 25
pbdrunks: posts small blind 300
Illini213: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Illini213 [Qh Qs]
parksy1066: folds
Don Ferret: folds
IfIHadItAll: folds
mojave14: calls 265 and is all-in
pi3t3r: folds
xixi1962: calls 600
df1986: folds
pbdrunks: folds
Illini213: raises 1615 to 2215
xixi1962: calls 1615
*** FLOP *** [6h 7d Js]
Illini213: bets 4105
xixi1962: calls 4105
*** TURN *** [6h 7d Js] [2c]
Illini213: bets 8185
xixi1962: raises 30525 to 38710 and is all-in
Illini213: calls 30525
*** RIVER *** [6h 7d Js 2c] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Illini213: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
xixi1962: shows [7s 6s] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
xixi1962 collected 89565 from side pot
mojave14: shows [9c 7c] (a pair of Sevens)
Illini213 said, "lol"
xixi1962 collected 1285 from main pot

[undertheradar]

soul read super snap call

Limit - Match Round II, Level III (25/50) - 2009/12/27 20:14:23 CT [2009/12/27 21:14:23 ET]
Table '223754703 32' 4-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: BongoWango (2650 in chips)
Seat 2: underthradar (1110 in chips)
Seat 3: andy8508 (2240 in chips)
BongoWango: posts small blind 25
underthradar: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to underthradar [Jc 9d]
andy8508: folds
BongoWango: raises 100 to 150
underthradar: raises 960 to 1110 and is all-in
BongoWango: calls 960
*** FLOP *** [3d Qh 4c]
*** TURN *** [3d Qh 4c] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [3d Qh 4c 7c] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BongoWango: shows [Td Js] (high card King)
underthradar: shows [Jc 9d] (high card King - lower kicker)
BongoWango collected 2220 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2220 | Rake 0
Board [3d Qh 4c 7c Kh]
Seat 1: BongoWango (small blind) showed [Td Js] and won (2220) with high card King
Seat 2: underthradar (big blind) showed [Jc 9d] and lost with high card King
Seat 3: andy8508 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Deoxyribo]

doesnt involve me, but involves siola raping this guys face

pokerstars Game #37285772464: Tournament #241020018, $500+$30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2009/12/27 18:20:26 PT [2009/12/27 21:20:26 ET]
Table '241020018 62' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: oldschool043 (43481 in chips)
Seat 2: slowtools (22886 in chips)
Seat 3: siola (37532 in chips)
Seat 4: bliiz (59897 in chips)
Seat 5: golden loyd (27015 in chips)
Seat 6: 12ziz12 (80083 in chips)
Seat 7: deoxyribo (58224 in chips)
Seat 8: Ericb09 (16547 in chips)
Seat 9: KingGr (8537 in chips)
oldschool043: posts the ante 100
slowtools: posts the ante 100
siola: posts the ante 100
bliiz: posts the ante 100
golden loyd: posts the ante 100
12ziz12: posts the ante 100
deoxyribo: posts the ante 100
Ericb09: posts the ante 100
KingGr: posts the ante 100
golden loyd: posts small blind 600
12ziz12: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deoxyribo [Ah 2c]
deoxyribo: folds
Ericb09: folds
KingGr: folds
oldschool043: folds
slowtools: folds
siola: raises 1600 to 2800
bliiz: folds
golden loyd: folds
12ziz12: calls 1600
*** FLOP *** [8c Js 2d]
12ziz12: checks
siola: bets 2900
12ziz12: calls 2900
*** TURN *** [8c Js 2d] [Kd]
12ziz12: bets 6885
siola: calls 6885
*** RIVER *** [8c Js 2d Kd] [6s]
12ziz12: bets 11665
siola: calls 11665
*** SHOW DOWN ***
12ziz12: shows [Th 9c] (high card King)
siola: shows [8h 9s] (a pair of Eights)
siola collected 50000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50000 | Rake 0
Board [8c Js 2d Kd 6s]
Seat 1: oldschool043 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: slowtools folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: siola showed [8h 9s] and won (50000) with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: bliiz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: golden loyd (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: 12ziz12 (big blind) showed [Th 9c] and lost with high card King
Seat 7: deoxyribo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Ericb09 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: KingGr folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[siola]

 

Originally Posted by Deoxyribo

doesnt involve me, but involves siola raping this guys face

pokerstars Game #37285772464: Tournament #241020018, $500+$30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2009/12/27 18:20:26 PT [2009/12/27 21:20:26 ET]
Table '241020018 62' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: oldschool043 (43481 in chips)
Seat 2: slowtools (22886 in chips)
Seat 3: siola (37532 in chips)
Seat 4: bliiz (59897 in chips)
Seat 5: golden loyd (27015 in chips)
Seat 6: 12ziz12 (80083 in chips)
Seat 7: deoxyribo (58224 in chips)
Seat 8: Ericb09 (16547 in chips)
Seat 9: KingGr (8537 in chips)
oldschool043: posts the ante 100
slowtools: posts the ante 100
siola: posts the ante 100
bliiz: posts the ante 100
golden loyd: posts the ante 100
12ziz12: posts the ante 100
deoxyribo: posts the ante 100
Ericb09: posts the ante 100
KingGr: posts the ante 100
golden loyd: posts small blind 600
12ziz12: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deoxyribo [Ah 2c]
deoxyribo: folds
Ericb09: folds
KingGr: folds
oldschool043: folds
slowtools: folds
siola: raises 1600 to 2800
bliiz: folds
golden loyd: folds
12ziz12: calls 1600
*** FLOP *** [8c Js 2d]
12ziz12: checks
siola: bets 2900
12ziz12: calls 2900
*** TURN *** [8c Js 2d] [Kd]
12ziz12: bets 6885
siola: calls 6885
*** RIVER *** [8c Js 2d Kd] [6s]
12ziz12: bets 11665
siola: calls 11665
*** SHOW DOWN ***
12ziz12: shows [Th 9c] (high card King)
siola: shows [8h 9s] (a pair of Eights)
siola collected 50000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50000 | Rake 0
Board [8c Js 2d Kd 6s]
Seat 1: oldschool043 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: slowtools folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: siola showed [8h 9s] and won (50000) with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: bliiz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: golden loyd (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: 12ziz12 (big blind) showed [Th 9c] and lost with high card King
Seat 7: deoxyribo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Ericb09 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: KingGr folded before Flop (didn't bet)

lol im such a station weeeeee

[funnygut gone hollywood]

meh i should just post any of the five hands i've played lifetime against gboro, none saved but i cant help from giving him chips