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  1. I got it all over my GOD DAMN keyboard
     
  2. We played together for a while in the USAcoop last night. Congrats on the ship, and glad - somewhat - that I could provide the crucial double up to jump start your run to the win. Well played.
     
  3. Congrats on the ship!
  4.  
    Originally Posted by AJKHoosier1 View Post

    considering how most of you guys would be acting if this was in person and not an internet forum, i'd be willing to bet that this actually is the rudest thing she's ever seen

    excellent point
  5. Unfortunately for Lindey, the breast holds no power in online poker
  6. Congrats on the win. Glad to see a female shippin stuff
     
  7. nvm
    Edited By: bignate904 Nov 25th, 2010 at 03:32 AM
     
  8. People still get upset about slowrolls? Who gives a shit it's just a game.

    I could understand if this was the final table of a huge donkament or something, but at the early levels in a random midstakes tourney why would you even care? Learn to laugh at it.
     
  9. Best Post-Slowroll speech ever. And btw Buttsauce and Christina are actually good friends now
  10.  
    Originally Posted by JLizard View Post

    Prishchips and burgers with soda....mmm.

    your hella old can u plz stop talking like this it's kinda gross
     
  11. lol
  12. Wait that chick from the Bluff Magazine spread awhile back can actually play poker?
     
  13. buttsauce >>>>>>>>> OP
  14.  
    Originally Posted by Neek View Post

    If I open a sushi restaurant, the first thing on the menu is going to be a buttsauce slowroll.

    This is amazing
     
  15.  
    Originally Posted by bignate904 View Post

    I got it all over my GOD DAMN keyboard

    This deserves way more love
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    i would never slowroll such a beauty, but i would roll her slowly whilst munching down on her buttsauce

    norv

    ps call me
  17.  
    Originally Posted by Jennifear View Post

    I'm really surprised that someone who chose the name "buttsauce33" didn't handle himself with more class.

    Soooo right Jen !!!!!
  18.  
    Originally Posted by TC_Clueless View Post

    so was she still upset when you took her to sushi?

    I think Buttsauce wanted her sushi. Did anyone else read the chat box quotes and think of Beavis?
  19. slowrolling aint cool yo, so sushi?

    edit: sounds more like butthead haha. the babygurl part at least, beavis is too dumb to make sentences when speaking to girls unless hes mimicking butthead, or if hes asking her if she wants some nachos. damn nachos sound good right about now
    Edited By: rcrane082985 Nov 25th, 2010 at 11:06 AM
     
  20. This---------------->
     
    Originally Posted by The Lab Rat View Post

    Best Post-Slowroll speech ever. And btw Buttsauce and Christina are actually good friends now

    And thanks for the congrats and sweats for the COOP everyone lol. This thread was absurd and hella old. But I appreciate the humor nontheless :)
     
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  21. Sick score! Congrats
  22.  
    Originally Posted by The Lab Rat View Post

    Best Post-Slowroll speech ever. And btw Buttsauce and Christina are actually good friends now

    obv...wasn't that the intent all along?
  23.  
    Originally Posted by Nothingmaker View Post

    obv...wasn't that the intent all along?

    DING DING DING!

    congrats christina, gotta love this thread tho.
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  24. Bdbeatslayer and Wubanga welcome you to the forum madame.
  25. man what a quality bump
     
  26.  
    Originally Posted by I Spew Chips View Post

    man what a quality bump

    wud def bump that!
  27. congratz op
     
  28. lindeyloo on binkin birdies
  29. sooooo, did buttsauce beat or what?....
  30. -Yes it's for attention and publicity.

    -OP is aesthetically gifted and a badass poker player. That's hot, but could you trust a gf who bluffs so well?

    -BUTTSAUCE is now legend. Quality shit and I think OP really should have the sushi with. a little sense of humor to go along with the looks and game. +EV imo

    -"if i open a sushi restaurant, i'm going to offer a buttsauce slow roll" Priceless!!
    Edited By: gjallen1975 Nov 26th, 2010 at 01:18 AM
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