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  1. clubkiller clubkiller is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 1:55am)

    I ship my mom some cash and she just played her first sng. She just called me and told me she took 5th out 360 in those 10cent sngs on stars lmao. Pretty ucking funny imo for her first time and not having a clue what she was doing.Only advice I gave her was just to go all in or fold and hand she decided she wanted to play and she said people would keep calling her names because she obv must have donked out a lot, good times.
  2. chancew chancew is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 2:00am) in reply to clubkiller

    lol, good shit
  3. Jeangrae Jeangrae is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 2:04am) in reply to clubkiller

    Love it
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  4. scarface_79 scarface_79 is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 2:12am) in reply to clubkiller

    pics?
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  5. The O Dose The O Dose is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 2:15am) in reply to scarface_79

     
    Originally Posted by scarface_79 View Post

    pics?

    LOL at this. Congrats to Mom grinder (scarface is a Mom grinder too if u know what I mean (wink wink, nudge nudge))
  6. ronkend ronkend is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 2:48am) in reply to scarface_79

     
    Originally Posted by scarface_79 View Post

    pics?

  7. damnstraight damnstraight is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 2:59am) in reply to clubkiller

     
    Originally Posted by clubkiller View Post

    I ship my mom some cash and she just played her first sng. She just called me and told me she took 5th out 360 in those 10cent sngs on stars lmao. Pretty ucking funny imo for her first time and not having a clue what she was doing.Only advice I gave her was just to go all in or fold and hand she decided she wanted to play and she said people would keep calling her names because she obv must have donked out a lot, good times.

    Congrats to your mom but this just reinforces my belief that in these micro stakes mtts luck trumps skill. Lots of players shoving crap and knocking out the players who actually have a hand.
  8. thearthurdog thearthurdog is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 7:11am) in reply to clubkiller

    Love it !!

    My ma fleeces the old chicks near where she lives in 5 card draw ;) She's 67.
  9. kellykip kellykip is online now The Chosen One

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 7:15am) in reply to clubkiller

     
    Originally Posted by clubkiller View Post

    I ship my mom some cash and she just played her first sng. She just called me and told me she took 5th out 360 in those 10cent sngs on stars lmao. Pretty ucking funny imo for her first time and not having a clue what she was doing.Only advice I gave her was just to go all in or fold and hand she decided she wanted to play and she said people would keep calling her names because she obv must have donked out a lot, good times.

    Sick brag about being The Maven
  10. MadTiger MadTiger is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 8:36am) in reply to kellykip

    Clubkiller's mom has got it donkin' on,

    she's all I want, and I've...

    nm. haha
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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 9:35am) in reply to damnstraight

     
    Originally Posted by damnstraight View Post

     
    Originally Posted by clubkiller View Post

    I ship my mom some cash and she just played her first sng. She just called me and told me she took 5th out 360 in those 10cent sngs on stars lmao. Pretty ucking funny imo for her first time and not having a clue what she was doing.Only advice I gave her was just to go all in or fold and hand she decided she wanted to play and she said people would keep calling her names because she obv must have donked out a lot, good times.

    Congrats to your mom but this just reinforces my belief that in these micro stakes mtts luck trumps skill. Lots of players shoving crap and knocking out the players who actually have a hand.

    The 10 cent tourns are turbos so in the 4th level if youve not played a hand yet your in push/fold mode anyway
     
  12. shallowcal shallowcal is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 12:29pm) in reply to damnstraight

     
    Originally Posted by damnstraight View Post

     
    Originally Posted by clubkiller View Post

    I ship my mom some cash and she just played her first sng. She just called me and told me she took 5th out 360 in those 10cent sngs on stars lmao. Pretty ucking funny imo for her first time and not having a clue what she was doing.Only advice I gave her was just to go all in or fold and hand she decided she wanted to play and she said people would keep calling her names because she obv must have donked out a lot, good times.

    Congrats to your mom but this just reinforces my belief that  in these micro stakes mtts luck trumps skill. Lots of players shoving crap and knocking out the players who actually have a hand.

    skill trumps luck in the long run.... the better hand will hold up more often, thats why there are profitable players and unprofitable players
  13. clubkiller clubkiller is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 12:35pm) in reply to shallowcal

    no one wants to see a picture of a 48 year old over weight women hows this picture in place of her, big hottie imo;p
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  14. kellykip kellykip is online now The Chosen One

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    Jul 26th, 2009 (7/26/2009 12:49pm) in reply to clubkiller

    I'd definitely tap that
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    Jul 27th, 2009 (7/27/2009 3:05am) in reply to kellykip

    My mom smashed me in 2 straight stud heads up matches last xmas eve.
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  16. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Jul 27th, 2009 (7/27/2009 5:10pm) in reply to clubkiller

    Timex's dad took down the UB sunday major
  17. clubkiller clubkiller is offline

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    Jul 27th, 2009 (7/27/2009 5:31pm) in reply to TMLMS13

    yea but did he take down a 10cent 360 man pfff
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