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So what happened to Eskimo Clark?

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  1. crowstone crowstone is offline

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 9:11pm)

    Was reading on gutshot today that he was playing in a Razz tourney and collapsed again. After some time with paramedics he insisted he continue to play.

    So anyone know exactly what his issue is?
  2. cracknaces cracknaces is offline

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 9:17pm) in reply to crowstone

    He's old, fat, smokes, and plays poker all day? Gonna happen to 80% of us here haha!!
     
  3. ShortyJacksn ShortyJacksn is offline

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 9:26pm) in reply to crowstone

    A lot of the time if a person just collapses without a visible cause it can be attributed to a poison blow dart to the neck or a long ranger shot from a sniper with a silencer. Both will emit a barely audible "whoosh" sound when fired, but it will be barely noticeable to passersby. The blow dart is the prefered of the two methods because of the lack of splatter if the head actually explodes.

    In Clark's case, sounds like a case of bad tuna, or maybe heat exhaustion.
  4. owl52 owl52 is offline

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 9:27pm) in reply to ShortyJacksn

    bad tuna... pm MRs Prfsr Cain
  5. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 9:59pm) in reply to ShortyJacksn

    rank shorty
  6. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 10:04pm) in reply to ShortyJacksn

    DUDE you got a fuckin dart in your neck!!!!!
  7. jimbones jimbones is offline

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 10:23pm) in reply to Trent55

    <H3 id=no15271>Impromptu Break</H3>
    The same player is having medical distress again and we are taking a fifteen minute break.
  8. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 10:51pm) in reply to ShortyJacksn

    Dont make fun of someone collapsing, he could have a serious medical condition such as epilepsy, just like me. Until you actually know what happened STFU and leave him alone.
  9. SoCalDrew SoCalDrew is offline Moderator

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 10:57pm) in reply to TMLMS13

    you don't think shorty would post that without proof now would you? give him a little more credit than that...
     
  10. ShooterJ ShooterJ is offline

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 11:50pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

    Shorty is usually right about these type of things
  11. ill flu ill flu is offline

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    Jun 18th, 2007 (6/18/2007 11:56pm) in reply to owl52

    rank owl
  12. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2007 (6/19/2007 12:05am) in reply to ShooterJ

    Seriously, it isnt right to make fun of someone with a serious medical problem.
  13. Skywalker18 Skywalker18 is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2007 (6/19/2007 12:12am) in reply to TMLMS13

    what if they don't know they're being made fun of?
  14. willhunting9 willhunting9 is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2007 (6/19/2007 12:19am) in reply to crowstone

    apparently he is the chip leader in the razz event so he musnt be too sick! im sorry if i collapsed twice in three days poker prob be the last thing on my mind...living would be number 1, but im not a degenerate.
  15. kgil33 kgil33 is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2007 (6/19/2007 1:38am) in reply to crowstone

    He had his 2nd "mild heart attack" while playing (obv) in ~ 2 weeks today.
  16. Earlybird893 Earlybird893 is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2007 (6/19/2007 1:50am) in reply to kgil33

    o/u on 70% blockage?
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