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  1. pokerstars signs retired tennis pro Boris Becker as a celebrity spokesperson.

    No, really.
  2. i guess it appeals to the euro's who like tennis but also poker....

    no different to matt hughes wearing a full tilt shirt though.
  3. They had a customer survery at the beginning of the year asking whether or not players thought it would be worthwhile for them to sign Boris Becker -- I guess it took almost a year to sign up such an important acquisition. Look out Full Tilt, next pokerstars is going to sign up the fat kid from the Cosby Show.
  4. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
     
  5. welcome to jokestars, we will hire anyone who has a celebrity status and fairly limited poker knowledge, if this applies to you then send your resume!

    god damn, they get the most randoms on this site. next thing you know they will hire John Cena from WWE because his body shows strength, therefore hes gotta be good.
  6. Cena would never lose though....
  7. what are they thinking
  8. Boris Straight Pwns
  9. sheets vs boris HU tennis match
  10. THIS IS THE FIRST I HAVE HEARD OF THIS NEWS. THANK YOU FOR INFORMING THE MASSES OF THIS LATE-BREAKING STORY.

    anyway

    maybe stars will sign manute bol so sheets can have his revenge.
  11. my guess is that by signing poker unrelated celebrities pokerstars is trying to appeal to a wider audience. and if their plan works then its for the benefit of us all since new players means new fish - and we all like fish dont we
     
  12. sign some retired soccer superstar. Soccer> Tennis in Europe
  13. Heard next week pokerstars is going to announce the signing of Vanilla Ice...........something to do with attracting meth users subliminally by using the word "ice". Guess we'll have to see if it catches on...........
  14. Something had to fill the tremendous void left by Wil Weaton
  15. Can I be a pokerstars pro? I won a national quiz championship when I was 16.
  16. Stephen Hawking covers the crippled mensa members demographic. "ALL IN" (robot voice)
  17. i won 2 pool tournaments when i was 12 and 13 i think i need to be a a stars pro
  18. Next pokerstars team member........ALF.
  19. ALF PWNZ

  20. G.T.F.O
  21. stars must have gotten my email requesting they add a retired tennis player to their team.

    Unfortunately I was talking about Anna Kournikova.
    There isn't really a system for ranking retired tennis players, but if there was she would be #1
    in the world.
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  23. Well since the the star trek dude never did anything, they had to change gears. Seriously though, I betcha Boris turns out to be good. At least he looks like he would.
  24. Agreed, the question though would be who to sign 1st?
  25. I can't stop laughing....

    Who's next - Flavor Flave?
  26. why is evryone questioning, if it brings new euro money to the tables its great. for 2 years everyone is complaining that the games are harder to beat . the more new players and money come , the closer it gets to the good old days.
  27. people, stay focused ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  28. I was in a McDonalds commercial when i was 6, i wonder if they will sign me
  29. At least I'd recognize the name of the fat kid from the Cosby Show.
  30. I wish you weren't a liar.