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  1. less than 200 hands lifetime w/ this guy o_0

    oops got there

    pokerstars Game #31700263635: Tournament #185960746, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/08/16 14:29:33 ET
    Table '185960746 61' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: Sany Boy (3830 in chips)
    Seat 2: Jojo Senior (4425 in chips)
    Seat 3: ImaLucSac (6195 in chips)
    Seat 4: df1986 (7450 in chips)
    Seat 5: kleptomania (3495 in chips)
    Seat 6: Mzungu (3521 in chips)
    Seat 7: cnew27 (2745 in chips)
    Seat 8: sjco22 (9060 in chips)
    Seat 9: Bushman (4435 in chips)
    Mzungu: posts small blind 100
    cnew27: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to cnew27 [Jd Js]
    sjco22: folds
    Bushman: folds
    Sany Boy: folds
    Jojo Senior: raises 400 to 600
    ImaLucSac: calls 600
    df1986: folds
    kleptomania: folds
    Mzungu: folds
    cnew27: raises 2000 to 2600
    Jojo Senior: raises 1825 to 4425 and is all-in

    ImaLucSac: runs half of his timebank down

    ImaLucSac: raises 1770 to 6195 and is all-in
    cnew27: calls 145 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (1770) returned to ImaLucSac
    *** FLOP *** [2s 8h Jh]
    *** TURN *** [2s 8h Jh] [6d]
    *** RIVER *** [2s 8h Jh 6d] [5d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Jojo Senior: shows [Ad Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
    ImaLucSac: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
    ImaLucSac collected 3360 from side pot
    cnew27: shows [Jd Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
    cnew27 collected 8335 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 11695 Main pot 8335. Side pot 3360. | Rake 0
    Board [2s 8h Jh 6d 5d]
    Seat 1: Sany Boy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Jojo Senior showed [Ad Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 3: ImaLucSac showed [Ah Ac] and won (3360) with a pair of Aces
    Seat 4: df1986 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: kleptomania (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: Mzungu (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: cnew27 (big blind) showed [Jd Js] and won (8335) with three of a kind, Jacks
    Seat 8: sjco22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: Bushman folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    When being a 7vpip nitbox isnt enough for a fruitful life, slowroll people!
     
  2. repost
  3. This thread makes me happy.
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  4. great job getting it in bad
     
  5. I've seen him do that twice now, if he tricktarps me again into his aces I deserve it.
     
    Thread Starter
  6. horrible thread....nice 1 outer too....
  7. diapers or tissues?

    this can't be the right imalucksac... i can only hope i inspired this in some twisted way.

    on a side note, check/fold the turn brah
     
  8. bump for 200 posts
     
  9. tissues ldo

    and back to 2p2 where i belong >_<
     
    Thread Starter
  10. i mean hes better than you so
  11.  
    Originally Posted by Damage1 View Post

    i mean hes better than you so

    crossbooks
  12. Clayton, he slowrolls everyone. Its nothing against you. He's HOF.
     
  13. Go fuck yourself San Diego
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  14. What kind of maturity level must people be on to find this type of slow roll entertaining?
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  15. The guy was probably playing a bunch of diff tables. You're not special.
  16.  
    Originally Posted by oBOBCATu View Post

    The guy was probably playing a bunch of diff tables. You're not special.

  17.  
    Originally Posted by oBOBCATu View Post

    The guy was probably playing a bunch of diff tables. You're not special.

    i actually do think clayton is special ftr
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  18. these kids seem gayer then most. maybe there ok irl, doubt tho.
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Deuce2High View Post

    What kind of maturity level must people be on to find this type of slow roll worthy of posting on a forum?

    FYP
  20.  
    Originally Posted by Damage1 View Post

    i mean hes better than you so

    lol

    o_0 lets cross book please.
     
  21.  
    Originally Posted by freeworld777 View Post

    FYP

    This is p5s.
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  22. classy? no. Does anyone really care? no. Is it that big of a deal? no.
  23. man if shit like this makes you cry i dont think you are ready for the real world.
  24. just think, you'll never get that 15 seconds of your life back.

    slowrolling online = nonexistent.
  25.  
    Originally Posted by pokerfan X View Post

    just think, you'll never get that 15 seconds of your life back.

    slowrolling online = nonexistent.

    lolllllllll
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  26.  
    Originally Posted by comandr_cool View Post

    these kids seem gayer then most. maybe there ok irl, doubt tho.

    got doubts myself tbh....slowrolling is so gay i mean u play with these guys all the time show some respect. maybe 1 day lucksac will stop slowrolling and grow up its a gentleman's game.
  27.  
    Originally Posted by jalman1 View Post

    got doubts myself tbh....slowrolling is so gay i mean u play with these guys all the time show some respect. maybe 1 day lucksac will stop slowrolling and grow up its a gentleman's game.

    Ya I agree with jalman. What happened to sportmanship?
  28. I said fuck you to a guy that slowrolled me with KK today after i sucked out with A5. Then i realized his connection was at 10% so i felt like a douche.
  29.  
    Originally Posted by comandr_cool View Post

    these kids seem gayer then most. maybe there ok irl, doubt tho.

    lucksac's actually a mad dog in person
  30.  
    Originally Posted by oBOBCATu View Post

    The guy was probably playing a bunch of diff tables.

    i was wondering how far down id have to scroll for this standard (yet retarded) reply to pop up

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