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Sunday 500 Negotiations Hilarious

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  1. houston_wildcard houston_wildcard is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 2:58am)

    HostSimonD [Support]: Hi guys
    Dealer: Game #22726144291: Pipedream17 wins pot (96000)
    Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused
    HostSimonD [Support]: Any ideas how you'd like to chop?
    CHATTON1: TY
    HostSimonD [Support]: whats the deal?
    CHATTON1: LOOK THE CHEAPS
    Pipedream17: even chop?
    Pipedream17: chatton?
    CHATTON1: WHAT IS EVEN SHOP
    Pipedream17: we split even
    HostSimonD [Support]: means 50-50... half each
    Pipedream17: we are both weinners
    CHATTON1: NAN
    CHATTON1: MORE FOR ME
    Pipedream17: hey i need to feed my family
    Pipedream17: yes
    CHATTON1: no inderstand
    Pipedream17: u take 80k i takr the difference?
    Pipedream17: i take bit less?
    Pipedream17: then u go party
    CHATTON1: 85
    Pipedream17: u take 81k?
    CHATTON1: 85
    Pipedream17: 82k is my deal
    Pipedream17: for u
    CHATTON1: 84 FOR ME
    CHATTON1: AND 77
    HostSimonD [Support]: it would be 84k and 74k
    CHATTON1: YES
    CHATTON1: GOD DEAL
    Pipedream17: i will take 75k u take 83k andwe haev a deal
    CHATTON1: LOK MY CHEAP (Laffin my azz off)
    CHATTON1: 84
    Pipedream17: i know but i need 75k to chop and u hev a deal
    Pipedream17: 83k for u
    Pipedream17: support do we have to play for any?
    CHATTON1: OK 83.5
    HostSimonD [Support]: nope you dont have to leave anything unless you want to
    Pipedream17: i need 75k and therefore u get 83k that is best deal
    CHATTON1: COMME ON
    CHATTON1: GIVE ME MORE
    Pipedream17: plz it makes it fair for me sir to get 75k bc i still have chacne to win
    Pipedream17: u r getting an extra 8k over me bud
    CHATTON1: OK
    Pipedream17: which is a deal
    Pipedream17: deal
    CHATTON1: DEAL
    CHATTON1: I AGREE
    Pipedream17: dealio
    Pipedream17: agree
    HostSimonD [Support]: Plz type 'agree' if you wish to deal 83k and 75k
    Pipedream17: yes
    Pipedream17: agree
    CHATTON1: YES I AGREE
    HostSimonD [Support]: ok great thats a deal then.. plz sit back in and play out the tourney
    HostSimonD [Support]: I will make the changes to the payouts once tourney is over
    Dealer: Game #22726231932: CHATTON1 wins pot (96000)
    Pipedream17: ty

    FYI: ~ 82,623 to 75,376 was the fair deal.

    LOK MY CHEAP
  2. Pro_V1x Pro_V1x is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 3:04am) in reply to houston_wildcard

    Anyone find it strange that Chatton also came in 135th in the $2/180 earlier today too, as well as playing the $0.10/360 a week ago?
  3. Gettin Daize Gettin Daize is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 3:13am) in reply to Pro_V1x

     
    Originally Posted by Pro_V1x View Post

    Anyone find it strange that Chatton also came in 135th in the $2/180 earlier today too, as well as playing the $0.10/360 a week ago?

    no.
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  4. chevychase chevychase is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 3:16am) in reply to houston_wildcard

    Chatton said he could not speak English well. The other guy tried to play him for a fool though and angleshoot for an even chop even though he was down 2 to 1 in chips.
  5. Tyirl Tyirl is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 3:17am) in reply to Pro_V1x

     
    Originally Posted by Pro_V1x View Post

    Anyone find it strange that Chatton also came in 135th in the $2/180 earlier today too, as well as playing the $0.10/360 a week ago?

    He probably didn't lok his cheap in those.
  6. houston_wildcard houston_wildcard is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 3:47am) in reply to chevychase

     
    Originally Posted by chevychase View Post

    Chatton said he could not speak English well. The other guy tried to play him for a fool though and angleshoot for an even chop even though he was down 2 to 1 in chips.

    The funny part was Pipe offered Chatton1 a BETTER than ICM deal
    to which he replied:

    CHATTON1: LOK MY CHEAP

    then his english improved

    CHATTON1: COMME ON
    CHATTON1: GIVE ME MORE

    as in more than a chip equity split, to which, Pipe eventually agreed.
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  7. Cre8ive Cre8ive is offline Moderator

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 4:10am) in reply to houston_wildcard

    Chatton didn't play very well and got very lucky in a bunch of pots to get there. He actually knocked me out in 11th. And it pains me to see this. =( Grrr...

    Actually Chatton didnt play too horrible. He was aggressive but did some really dumb stuff. He got lucky in some pots but he was raising like 2.5x and stuff like that. But who knows about any of these accounts. I don't doubt anything with all the multiaccounting and everything that goes on. The fact that it seems like he cant speak english then he starts speaking english is kind of shady to me too.

    -Cre8ive
      
  8. Frenchy616 Frenchy616 is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 9:00am) in reply to Cre8ive

    Ha that conversation reminds me of arguments between my little sisters. Obviously Chatton isnt used to these big tournys.
  9. patvoytko patvoytko is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 10:51am) in reply to Frenchy616

    fucking hilarious
  10. ApesAreFun ApesAreFun is offline Moderator/Euro Donk

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 3:12pm) in reply to Gettin Daize

     
    Originally Posted by Gettin Daize View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Pro_V1x View Post

    Anyone find it strange that Chatton also came in 135th in the $2/180 earlier today too, as well as playing the $0.10/360 a week ago?

    no.

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  11. Denty Denty is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 3:27pm) in reply to houston_wildcard

    CHATTON1: WHAT IS EVEN SHOP

    this line had me dying. the caps might be what did it. i pictured a strong accent yelling loudly in crooked english. good read
     
  12. bassmaster bassmaster is offline SCAMMER - DO NOT TRADE

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 3:29pm) in reply to houston_wildcard

    Pipedream17: we are both weinners

    pretty much sums it up
  13. PocketRuners PocketRuners is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 4:09pm) in reply to bassmaster

    This broken English got me thinking what if 2 players did not speak the same language but wanted to chop? Does stars have translators who could come to the table? or would it jsut have to be numbers being thrown back and forth with no way to actually discuss why they want the number. Just a bunch of <--84k would be the only way I could see them figuring it out but for things like deciding how much to play for the series of numbers might get confusing..
    Just a thought
  14. daughton daughton is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 5:39pm) in reply to houston_wildcard

    This is brilliant. I'm gonna start typing LOK MY CHEAP at tables or perhaps open an account in that name.

    Funniest thing I've read in a while on here
  15. MuiMuiBueno MuiMuiBueno is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2008 (12/8/2008 5:48pm) in reply to daughton

    when i went to bed cre8ive had roughly 1 mill in chips and was the leader with 21 left. he said he here that chatton busted him. any1 know what happened in the hand?? cre8ive got 11th btw.
  16. lilbambino lilbambino is offline

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    Dec 14th, 2008 (12/14/2008 2:46pm) in reply to MuiMuiBueno

    CHATTON! = IDIOT ASS BUM
  17. Mojo Mojo is offline

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    Dec 14th, 2008 (12/14/2008 3:20pm) in reply to lilbambino

    Earlier in the convo he said:

    CHATTON1: LOOK THE CHEAPS

    So... does LOK MY CHEAP mean "Look at my chop numbers?"

    If so, bravo for making a non-funny sentence into something absolutely hilarious.
  18. calibre908 calibre908 is offline

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    Dec 14th, 2008 (12/14/2008 3:24pm) in reply to Mojo

    why was this bumped?
  19. tmleafs1967 tmleafs1967 is offline

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    Dec 14th, 2008 (12/14/2008 7:55pm) in reply to houston_wildcard

    This guy is sitting 32nd in the sunday million with 611 left.

    out of fkn nowhere????
  20. smiley69_300 smiley69_300 is offline

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    Dec 14th, 2008 (12/14/2008 8:41pm) in reply to tmleafs1967

    Damn I missed this last week. That is hilarous!
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