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  1. Lately I've had a tendency to punt off stacks making unnecessary plays, especially on sundays. So as a way to keep myself in line and for your amusement I'm gonna post all of my worst plays in this thread. Feel free to post ur own cold 4 bets, bluffs into the nuts, and hero calls gone wrong. Hopefully I won't have anything to post, but I'm sure I will. Gl today.

    apestyles is an instructor at PocketFives Training . To get more of his advice and to watch his training videos, click here.

  2.  
    Originally Posted by time4badbeat View Post

    Full Tilt Poker Game #11274620672: $34,000 Guarantee (84624089), Table 44 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:29:38 ET - 2009/03/22
    Seat 1: DeSenaRules (3,270)
    Seat 2: rorqualbleu (4,705)
    Seat 3: 1buggy1 (2,940)
    Seat 4: Bobbu (2,904)
    Seat 5: sharp14 (2,556)
    Seat 6: chops1349 (2,745)
    Seat 7: Denker7 (2,755)
    Seat 8: time4badbeat (2,320)
    Seat 9: bootznspurz (2,805)
    Bobbu posts the small blind of 20
    sharp14 posts the big blind of 40
    The button is in seat #3
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to time4badbeat [As Js]
    chops1349 folds
    Denker7 folds
    time4badbeat raises to 120
    bootznspurz folds
    DeSenaRules folds
    rorqualbleu folds
    1buggy1 folds
    Bobbu folds
    sharp14 calls 80
    *** FLOP *** [Tc 4c 7d]
    sharp14 checks
    time4badbeat has 15 seconds left to act
    time4badbeat checks
    *** TURN *** [Tc 4c 7d] [4d]
    sharp14 checks
    time4badbeat has 15 seconds left to act
    time4badbeat bets 160
    sharp14 has 15 seconds left to act
    sharp14 raises to 580
    time4badbeat calls 420
    *** RIVER *** [Tc 4c 7d 4d] [5h]
    sharp14 has 15 seconds left to act
    sharp14 bets 1,856, and is all in
    time4badbeat calls 1,620, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 236 returned to sharp14
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    sharp14 shows [Ad 8s] a pair of Fours
    time4badbeat shows [As Js] a pair of Fours
    time4badbeat wins the pot (4,660) with a pair of Fours
    The blinds are now 25/50
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4,660 | Rake 0
    Board: [Tc 4c 7d 4d 5h]
    Seat 1: DeSenaRules didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: rorqualbleu didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: 1buggy1 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: Bobbu (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: sharp14 (big blind) showed [Ad 8s] and lost with a pair of Fours
    Seat 6: chops1349 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: Denker7 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: time4badbeat showed [As Js] and won (4,660) with a pair of Fours
    Seat 9: bootznspurz didn't bet (folded)

    EDIT: I thought this was the hero call thread - prob. spewy tbh

    your doing it wrong
     
  3. first attempt to punt tho this should work most of the time....

    pokerstars Game #26241405726: Tournament #147627575, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (100/200) - 2009/03/22 14:32:40 ET
    Table '147627575 329' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: Kenrof (10500 in chips)
    Seat 2: 99NvrLosez (16900 in chips)
    Seat 3: Ben99999 (11856 in chips)
    Seat 4: Aleks08II (19400 in chips)
    Seat 5: il santo 69 (13050 in chips)
    Seat 6: glovehigh27 (31545 in chips)
    Seat 7: aty79 (11850 in chips)
    Seat 8: Marko9999 (21675 in chips)
    Seat 9: StuMan123 (9250 in chips)
    Aleks08II: posts small blind 100
    il santo 69: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to StuMan123 [Qs Ks]
    glovehigh27: folds
    aty79: calls 200
    Marko9999: folds
    StuMan123: raises 520 to 720
    Kenrof: folds
    99NvrLosez: folds
    Ben99999: folds
    Aleks08II: folds
    il santo 69: folds
    aty79: calls 520
    *** FLOP *** [8c 9c As]
    aty79: checks
    StuMan123: bets 1150
    aty79: raises 2250 to 3400
    StuMan123: raises 5130 to 8530 and is all-in
    aty79: folds
    Uncalled bet (5130) returned to StuMan123
    StuMan123 collected 8540 from pot
    StuMan123: shows [Qs Ks] (high card Ace)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 8540 | Rake 0
    Board [8c 9c As]
    Seat 1: Kenrof folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: 99NvrLosez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Ben99999 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Aleks08II (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: il santo 69 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: glovehigh27 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: aty79 folded on the Flop
    Seat 8: Marko9999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: StuMan123 collected (8540)
    1
  4. I think you guys are missing the point....
  5. i `m kinda good at what u re describing :P
     
  6. mmm close... but it cant actually be correct duder cause then itd be a brag post thread. Not that terrible of a call though, he either has a bluff or nuts + paired boards are the best for A high calls.

    Also, in an unrelated note, this thread could turn into a hate fest consisting of people (who arent very good at poker themselves usually) telling each other how bad they are like most of p5s so if we could avoid that itd be excellent. Or at least if ur gonna flame, make it funny or clever.
    Thread Starter
  7. yo ape create a hero play/call thread so everyone will post when they donk out
  8.  
    Originally Posted by Crazy Cypriot View Post

    i `m kinda good at what u re describing :P

    Wow, a Crazy Cypriot siting.
     2
  9. i could have my own thread :(
     1
  10. OMG its apestyles!
  11. Meh, I guess straight up spewing counts, even if it is successful.
    Thread Starter
  12. my goal for the day is to make this thread :)
  13. great idea can't wait to contribute
     
  14. pokerstars Game #26244088424: Tournament #147626073, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/03/22 15:40:18 ET
    Table '147626073 235' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
    Seat 1: apestyles (2595 in chips)
    Seat 2: windy99999 (3060 in chips)
    Seat 3: Poker Own U (3695 in chips)
    Seat 4: 99NvrLosez (3030 in chips)
    Seat 5: LeKnave (2590 in chips)
    Seat 6: ruebe1234 (3895 in chips)
    Seat 7: AngelTree (3120 in chips)
    Seat 8: mini_gunter (1790 in chips)
    Seat 9: z1c011 (7030 in chips)
    z1c011: posts small blind 25
    apestyles: posts big blind 50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to apestyles [7c 7d]
    windy99999: folds
    Poker Own U: folds
    99NvrLosez: folds
    LeKnave: folds
    ruebe1234: folds
    AngelTree: raises 100 to 150
    mini_gunter: folds
    z1c011: folds
    apestyles: calls 100
    *** FLOP *** [4d 2d 8s]
    apestyles: checks
    AngelTree: bets 150
    apestyles: calls 150
    *** TURN *** [4d 2d 8s] [Qd]
    apestyles: checks
    AngelTree: bets 300
    apestyles: calls 300
    *** RIVER *** [4d 2d 8s Qd] [As]
    apestyles: checks
    AngelTree: bets 550
    apestyles: raises 1445 to 1995 and is all-in
    AngelTree: calls 1445
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    apestyles: shows [7c 7d] (a pair of Sevens)
    AngelTree: shows [Qc Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
    AngelTree collected 5215 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5215 | Rake 0
    Board [4d 2d 8s Qd As]
    Seat 1: apestyles (big blind) showed [7c 7d] and lost with a pair of Sevens
    Seat 2: windy99999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Poker Own U folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: 99NvrLosez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: LeKnave folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: ruebe1234 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: AngelTree showed [Qc Qh] and won (5215) with three of a kind, Queens
    Seat 8: mini_gunter (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: z1c011 (small blind) folded before Flop

    Spew number 1 in first 2 hours of play! Go me! Yup, this thread def backfired, part of me really wanted to have some material for the thread when i made this play. So it was a win/win. How does he call with a set there, I so obv have a flush. Joke, the bluff isnt really credible and i am teh suck. Thought I could make 88-JJ fold (although they're probably not v-betting the river), maybe Qx and Ax. Was def a bad spot I didn't think through the whole way but at least i chose the 50 fo to suck in.
    Thread Starter
  15. weeeeeeeee good start.
  16. I dont SPEW...but....

    I like that spew spew POW

    Them bitches jackin my style...

    They tryin to cover my swagger...

    Im on that next shit now...

    Im so 3008...u so 2 thousand and LATE...

    Got to get that spew spew POW

    get that spew spew POW
     1
  17. I got a message saying I overloaded the server with my last post and its only 4....
     
  18. Im such a fucking monkey.....

    pokerstars Game #26243148911: Tournament #147627575, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (200/400) - 2009/03/22 14:17:19 CT [2009/03/22 15:17:19 ET]
    Table '147627575 446' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: gutshtallin (19684 in chips)
    Seat 2: PG_Deluxe (7599 in chips)
    Seat 3: iRieDaiLy (15367 in chips)
    Seat 4: Timvd19 (5794 in chips)
    Seat 5: vanité (41012 in chips)
    Seat 6: Alex_Decker (16924 in chips)
    Seat 7: jimmygas (34476 in chips)
    Seat 8: spence79 (13546 in chips)
    Seat 9: Supra1988T (31924 in chips)
    Timvd19: posts small blind 200
    vanité: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Supra1988T [Ad Ah]
    Alex_Decker: folds
    jimmygas: folds
    spence79: folds
    Supra1988T: raises 599 to 999
    gutshtallin: folds
    PG_Deluxe: folds
    iRieDaiLy: folds
    Timvd19: folds
    vanité: calls 599
    *** FLOP *** [Js Ts 7c]
    vanité: checks
    Supra1988T: bets 1336
    vanité: raises 6264 to 7600
    Supra1988T: raises 23325 to 30925 and is all-in
    vanité: calls 23325
    *** TURN *** [Js Ts 7c] [Kc]
    Supra1988T said, "gb"
    *** RIVER *** [Js Ts 7c Kc] [3d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    vanité: shows [8h 9h] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
    Supra1988T: shows [Ad Ah] (a pair of Aces)
    vanité collected 64048 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 64048 | Rake 0
    Board [Js Ts 7c Kc 3d]
    Seat 1: gutshtallin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: PG_Deluxe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: iRieDaiLy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Timvd19 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: vanité (big blind) showed [8h 9h] and won (64048) with a straight, Seven to Jack
    Seat 6: Alex_Decker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: jimmygas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: spence79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: Supra1988T showed [Ad Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
  19.  
    Originally Posted by supra1988t View Post

    Im such a fucking monkey.....

    pokerstars Game #26243148911: Tournament #147627575, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (200/400) - 2009/03/22 14:17:19 CT [2009/03/22 15:17:19 ET]
    Table '147627575 446' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: gutshtallin (19684 in chips)
    Seat 2: PG_Deluxe (7599 in chips)
    Seat 3: iRieDaiLy (15367 in chips)
    Seat 4: Timvd19 (5794 in chips)
    Seat 5: vanité (41012 in chips)
    Seat 6: Alex_Decker (16924 in chips)
    Seat 7: jimmygas (34476 in chips)
    Seat 8: spence79 (13546 in chips)
    Seat 9: Supra1988T (31924 in chips)
    Timvd19: posts small blind 200
    vanité: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Supra1988T [Ad Ah]
    Alex_Decker: folds
    jimmygas: folds
    spence79: folds
    Supra1988T: raises 599 to 999
    gutshtallin: folds
    PG_Deluxe: folds
    iRieDaiLy: folds
    Timvd19: folds
    vanité: calls 599
    *** FLOP *** [Js Ts 7c]
    vanité: checks
    Supra1988T: bets 1336
    vanité: raises 6264 to 7600
    Supra1988T: raises 23325 to 30925 and is all-in
    vanité: calls 23325
    *** TURN *** [Js Ts 7c] [Kc]
    Supra1988T said, "gb"
    *** RIVER *** [Js Ts 7c Kc] [3d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    vanité: shows [8h 9h] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
    Supra1988T: shows [Ad Ah] (a pair of Aces)
    vanité collected 64048 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 64048 | Rake 0
    Board [Js Ts 7c Kc 3d]
    Seat 1: gutshtallin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: PG_Deluxe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: iRieDaiLy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Timvd19 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: vanité (big blind) showed [8h 9h] and won (64048) with a straight, Seven to Jack
    Seat 6: Alex_Decker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: jimmygas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: spence79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: Supra1988T showed [Ad Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces

    No you thought you were good.
  20.  
    Originally Posted by supra1988t View Post


    Im such a fucking monkey.....

    pokerstars Game #26243148911: Tournament #147627575, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (200/400) - 2009/03/22 14:17:19 CT [2009/03/22 15:17:19 ET]
    Table '147627575 446' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: gutshtallin (19684 in chips)
    Seat 2: PG_Deluxe (7599 in chips)
    Seat 3: iRieDaiLy (15367 in chips)
    Seat 4: Timvd19 (5794 in chips)
    Seat 5: vanité (41012 in chips)
    Seat 6: Alex_Decker (16924 in chips)
    Seat 7: jimmygas (34476 in chips)
    Seat 8: spence79 (13546 in chips)
    Seat 9: Supra1988T (31924 in chips)
    Timvd19: posts small blind 200
    vanité: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Supra1988T [Ad Ah]
    Alex_Decker: folds
    jimmygas: folds
    spence79: folds
    Supra1988T: raises 599 to 999
    gutshtallin: folds
    PG_Deluxe: folds
    iRieDaiLy: folds
    Timvd19: folds
    vanité: calls 599
    *** FLOP *** [Js Ts 7c]
    vanité: checks
    Supra1988T: bets 1336
    vanité: raises 6264 to 7600
    Supra1988T: raises 23325 to 30925 and is all-in
    vanité: calls 23325
    *** TURN *** [Js Ts 7c] [Kc]
    Supra1988T said, "gb"
    *** RIVER *** [Js Ts 7c Kc] [3d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    vanité: shows [8h 9h] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
    Supra1988T: shows [Ad Ah] (a pair of Aces)
    vanité collected 64048 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 64048 | Rake 0
    Board [Js Ts 7c Kc 3d]
    Seat 1: gutshtallin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: PG_Deluxe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: iRieDaiLy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Timvd19 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: vanité (big blind) showed [8h 9h] and won (64048) with a straight, Seven to Jack
    Seat 6: Alex_Decker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: jimmygas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: spence79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: Supra1988T showed [Ad Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces

    I dunno, getting ur money in with AA for less than 100 bbs isnt usually ever that bad. Terrible board, but his raise size looks like it could easily be a draw or combo draw. I think its a tough spot and would have a hard time finding a fold without history even though it may be correct. Mbn to call raises oop with 89s deepstacked and flop the nuts vs AA.
    Thread Starter
  21. Full Tilt Poker Game #11277049535: $34,000 Guarantee (84624089), Table 19 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:45:47 ET - 2009/03/22
    Seat 1: RandomDonk (61,270)
    Seat 2: BraveJayhawk (10,523)
    Seat 3: time4badbeat (23,791)
    Seat 4: adsfkmc (5,237)
    Seat 5: Rybo13 (20,962)
    Seat 6: tasteh (8,557)
    Seat 7: dukevol14 (3,533)
    Seat 8: 19sobieski85 (19,909)
    Seat 9: melissasue30 (28,509)
    RandomDonk antes 75
    BraveJayhawk antes 75
    time4badbeat antes 75
    adsfkmc antes 75
    Rybo13 antes 75
    tasteh antes 75
    dukevol14 antes 75
    19sobieski85 antes 75
    melissasue30 antes 75
    Rybo13 posts the small blind of 300
    tasteh posts the big blind of 600
    The button is in seat #4
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to time4badbeat [8c 8h]
    dukevol14 raises to 3,458, and is all in
    19sobieski85 folds
    melissasue30 folds
    RandomDonk calls 3,458
    BraveJayhawk folds
    time4badbeat has 15 seconds left to act
    time4badbeat has requested TIME
    time4badbeat raises to 8,635
    adsfkmc folds
    Rybo13 folds
    tasteh folds
    RandomDonk has 15 seconds left to act
    RandomDonk raises to 61,195, and is all in
    time4badbeat has 15 seconds left to act
    time4badbeat has requested TIME
    time4badbeat folds
    RandomDonk shows [Kd Kh]
    dukevol14 shows [Ad Jd]
    Uncalled bet of 52,560 returned to RandomDonk
    *** FLOP *** [Qc 3s 6c]
    *** TURN *** [Qc 3s 6c] [5s]
    *** RIVER *** [Qc 3s 6c 5s] [Js]
    RandomDonk wins the side pot (10,354)
    RandomDonk shows a pair of Kings
    dukevol14 shows a pair of Jacks
    RandomDonk wins the main pot (11,949) with a pair of Kings
    dukevol14 stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 22,303 Main pot 11,949. Side pot 10,354. | Rake 0
    Board: [Qc 3s 6c 5s Js]
    Seat 1: RandomDonk showed [Kd Kh] and won (22,303) with a pair of Kings
    Seat 2: BraveJayhawk folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: time4badbeat folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: adsfkmc (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: Rybo13 (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: tasteh (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: dukevol14 showed [Ad Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 8: 19sobieski85 folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: melissasue30 folded before the Flop

    I hate myself atm - either ship/fold pre - nrs what i was doing here - gifting 8k to a RandomDonk
     
  22. Figured I'd save you the cut/paste. :)

    pokerstars Game #26247174696: Tournament #147627575, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (750/1500) - 2009/03/22 16:58:16 ET
    Table '147627575 84' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 2: hilario1 (22210 in chips)
    Seat 3: Myxin17 (20159 in chips)
    Seat 4: Bushman (93318 in chips)
    Seat 5: apestyles (25684 in chips)
    Seat 6: Dixx (62350 in chips)
    Seat 7: Abziikzn (84747 in chips)
    Seat 8: catostar (66807 in chips)
    Seat 9: chupagato (41573 in chips)
    hilario1: posts the ante 150
    Myxin17: posts the ante 150
    Bushman: posts the ante 150
    apestyles: posts the ante 150
    Dixx: posts the ante 150
    Abziikzn: posts the ante 150
    catostar: posts the ante 150
    chupagato: posts the ante 150
    apestyles: posts small blind 750
    Dixx: posts big blind 1500
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Abziikzn: folds
    catostar: folds
    chupagato: folds
    hilario1: folds
    Myxin17: folds
    Bushman: folds
    apestyles: raises 24034 to 25534 and is all-in
    Dixx: calls 24034
    *** FLOP *** [5h Js 3s]
    *** TURN *** [5h Js 3s] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [5h Js 3s 5d] [3h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    apestyles: shows [7s 8d] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
    Dixx: shows [Qh Ac] (two pair, Fives and Threes - Ace kicker)
    Dixx collected 52268 from pot
    susu2011 is connected
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 52268 | Rake 0
    Board [5h Js 3s 5d 3h]
    Seat 2: hilario1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Myxin17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Bushman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: apestyles (small blind) showed [7s 8d] and lost with two pair, Fives and Threes
    Seat 6: Dixx (big blind) showed [Qh Ac] and won (52268) with two pair, Fives and Threes
    Seat 7: Abziikzn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: catostar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: chupagato folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  23.  
    Originally Posted by wny2nyc47 View Post


    Figured I'd save you the cut/paste. :)

    pokerstars Game #26247174696: Tournament #147627575, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (750/1500) - 2009/03/22 16:58:16 ET
    Table '147627575 84' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 2: hilario1 (22210 in chips)
    Seat 3: Myxin17 (20159 in chips)
    Seat 4: Bushman (93318 in chips)
    Seat 5: apestyles (25684 in chips)
    Seat 6: Dixx (62350 in chips)
    Seat 7: Abziikzn (84747 in chips)
    Seat 8: catostar (66807 in chips)
    Seat 9: chupagato (41573 in chips)
    hilario1: posts the ante 150
    Myxin17: posts the ante 150
    Bushman: posts the ante 150
    apestyles: posts the ante 150
    Dixx: posts the ante 150
    Abziikzn: posts the ante 150
    catostar: posts the ante 150
    chupagato: posts the ante 150
    apestyles: posts small blind 750
    Dixx: posts big blind 1500
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Abziikzn: folds
    catostar: folds
    chupagato: folds
    hilario1: folds
    Myxin17: folds
    Bushman: folds
    apestyles: raises 24034 to 25534 and is all-in
    Dixx: calls 24034
    *** FLOP *** [5h Js 3s]
    *** TURN *** [5h Js 3s] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [5h Js 3s 5d] [3h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    apestyles: shows [7s 8d] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
    Dixx: shows [Qh Ac] (two pair, Fives and Threes - Ace kicker)
    Dixx collected 52268 from pot
    susu2011 is connected
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 52268 | Rake 0
    Board [5h Js 3s 5d 3h]
    Seat 2: hilario1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Myxin17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Bushman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: apestyles (small blind) showed [7s 8d] and lost with two pair, Fives and Threes
    Seat 6: Dixx (big blind) showed [Qh Ac] and won (52268) with two pair, Fives and Threes
    Seat 7: Abziikzn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: catostar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: chupagato folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Thats actually a standard shove vs a random player whose probably only calling K9s+ KT, Ax, 22+ and mebbe QJs. Can provide the math for a 100 dollar transfer, I also accept paypal.
    Thread Starter
  24. If you look up "spew" on Wikipedia.com you'll find this fine play:

    pokerstars Game #26176549858: Tournament #147626071, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2009/03/20 17:22:26 CT [2009/03/20 18:22:26 ET]
    Table '147626071 69' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: tjg024 (45816 in chips)
    Seat 2: hansou (50188 in chips)
    Seat 3: The Leaf (34020 in chips)
    Seat 4: Elefant_X (25731 in chips)
    Seat 5: lucasino (40065 in chips)
    Seat 6: Rag Top Doc (62508 in chips)
    Seat 7: Lanken (21495 in chips)
    Seat 8: megapatski (14511 in chips)
    Seat 9: shabooya1! (10391 in chips)
    tjg024: posts the ante 125
    hansou: posts the ante 125
    The Leaf: posts the ante 125
    Elefant_X: posts the ante 125
    lucasino: posts the ante 125
    Rag Top Doc: posts the ante 125
    Lanken: posts the ante 125
    megapatski: posts the ante 125
    shabooya1!: posts the ante 125
    lucasino: posts small blind 600
    Rag Top Doc: posts big blind 1200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Rag Top Doc [8d Ah]
    Lanken: calls 1200
    megapatski: folds
    shabooya1!: folds
    tjg024: calls 1200
    hansou: calls 1200
    The Leaf: folds
    Elefant_X: folds
    lucasino: calls 600
    Rag Top Doc: checks
    *** FLOP *** [Ac 5s 3s]
    lucasino: checks
    Rag Top Doc: bets 4800
    Lanken: calls 4800
    tjg024: folds
    hansou: calls 4800
    lucasino: folds
    *** TURN *** [Ac 5s 3s] [Tc]
    Rag Top Doc: bets 16800
    Lanken: calls 15370 and is all-in
    hansou: calls 16800
    *** RIVER *** [Ac 5s 3s Tc] [6c]
    Rag Top Doc: bets 39583 and is all-in
    hansou: calls 27263 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (12320) returned to Rag Top Doc
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Rag Top Doc: shows [8d Ah] (a pair of Aces)
    hansou: shows [3c 2c] (a flush, Ace high)
    hansou collected 57386 from side pot
    Lanken: shows [Ad Ts] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
    hansou collected 67635 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 125021 Main pot 67635. Side pot 57386. | Rake 0
    Board [Ac 5s 3s Tc 6c]
    Seat 1: tjg024 folded on the Flop
    Seat 2: hansou showed [3c 2c] and won (125021) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 3: The Leaf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Elefant_X (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: lucasino (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 6: Rag Top Doc (big blind) showed [8d Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 7: Lanken showed [Ad Ts] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
    Seat 8: megapatski folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: shabooya1! folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    I'm particularly proud of the river shove.

    My only defense is I'm 51 so it must be dementia.

    LOL
  25. okerStars Game #26248837725: Tournament #147626089, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2009/03/22 14:40:35 PT [2009/03/22 17:40:35 ET]
    Table '147626089 432' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: gottwoboys (6881 in chips)
    Seat 2: rivermeyo10 (6455 in chips)
    Seat 3: PokerSalle (1705 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 4: CoachWebb (10930 in chips)
    Seat 5: spike1970 (7320 in chips)
    Seat 6: wally91130 (13405 in chips)
    Seat 7: deoxyribo (6165 in chips)
    Seat 8: JonesCrash (14171 in chips)
    Seat 9: dreamguy2 (3190 in chips)
    gottwoboys: posts the ante 25
    rivermeyo10: posts the ante 25
    PokerSalle: posts the ante 25
    CoachWebb: posts the ante 25
    spike1970: posts the ante 25
    wally91130: posts the ante 25
    deoxyribo: posts the ante 25
    JonesCrash: posts the ante 25
    dreamguy2: posts the ante 25
    PokerSalle: posts small blind 125
    CoachWebb: posts big blind 250
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to deoxyribo [Kd Tc]
    spike1970: folds
    wally91130: calls 250
    deoxyribo: raises 890 to 1140
    JonesCrash: folds
    dreamguy2: folds
    gottwoboys: folds
    rivermeyo10: folds
    PokerSalle: folds
    CoachWebb: raises 1110 to 2250
    wally91130: folds
    deoxyribo: calls 1110
    *** FLOP *** [2s 3c Ac]
    CoachWebb: bets 1000
    deoxyribo: raises 2890 to 3890 and is all-in
    CoachWebb: calls 2890
    *** TURN *** [2s 3c Ac] [7s]
    *** RIVER *** [2s 3c Ac 7s] [2h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    CoachWebb: shows [As Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
    deoxyribo: shows [Kd Tc] (a pair of Deuces)
    CoachWebb collected 12880 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 12880 | Rake 0
    Board [2s 3c Ac 7s 2h]
    Seat 1: gottwoboys folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: rivermeyo10 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: PokerSalle (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: CoachWebb (big blind) showed [As Ad] and won (12880) with a full house, Aces full of Deuces
    Seat 5: spike1970 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: wally91130 folded before Flop
    Seat 7: deoxyribo showed [Kd Tc] and lost with a pair of Deuces
    Seat 8: JonesCrash folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: dreamguy2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    zzzz im retarded
     
  26.  
    Originally Posted by apestyles View Post

     
    Originally Posted by wny2nyc47 View Post


    Figured I'd save you the cut/paste. :)

    pokerstars Game #26247174696: Tournament #147627575, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (750/1500) - 2009/03/22 16:58:16 ET
    Table '147627575 84' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 2: hilario1 (22210 in chips)
    Seat 3: Myxin17 (20159 in chips)
    Seat 4: Bushman (93318 in chips)
    Seat 5: apestyles (25684 in chips)
    Seat 6: Dixx (62350 in chips)
    Seat 7: Abziikzn (84747 in chips)
    Seat 8: catostar (66807 in chips)
    Seat 9: chupagato (41573 in chips)
    hilario1: posts the ante 150
    Myxin17: posts the ante 150
    Bushman: posts the ante 150
    apestyles: posts the ante 150
    Dixx: posts the ante 150
    Abziikzn: posts the ante 150
    catostar: posts the ante 150
    chupagato: posts the ante 150
    apestyles: posts small blind 750
    Dixx: posts big blind 1500
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Abziikzn: folds
    catostar: folds
    chupagato: folds
    hilario1: folds
    Myxin17: folds
    Bushman: folds
    apestyles: raises 24034 to 25534 and is all-in
    Dixx: calls 24034
    *** FLOP *** [5h Js 3s]
    *** TURN *** [5h Js 3s] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [5h Js 3s 5d] [3h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    apestyles: shows [7s 8d] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
    Dixx: shows [Qh Ac] (two pair, Fives and Threes - Ace kicker)
    Dixx collected 52268 from pot
    susu2011 is connected
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 52268 | Rake 0
    Board [5h Js 3s 5d 3h]
    Seat 2: hilario1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Myxin17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Bushman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: apestyles (small blind) showed [7s 8d] and lost with two pair, Fives and Threes
    Seat 6: Dixx (big blind) showed [Qh Ac] and won (52268) with two pair, Fives and Threes
    Seat 7: Abziikzn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: catostar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: chupagato folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Thats actually a standard shove vs a random player whose probably only calling K9s+ KT, Ax, 22+ and mebbe QJs. Can provide the math for a 100 dollar transfer, I also accept paypal.

    Guess I didn't put together the 17 BB shove, your image and him having you 2x covered equaling "standard". But yea, Pokerstove sez "wp".
  27. 7 from money in warm up. fml.

    pokerstars Game #26248660735: Tournament #147627575, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1250/2500) - 2009/03/22 17:36:09 ET
    Table '147627575 64' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: FunnnyBone (46431 in chips)
    Seat 2: StuMan123 (41256 in chips)
    Seat 3: sindy2 (57821 in chips)
    Seat 4: twosips (21628 in chips)
    Seat 5: rivermanl (33858 in chips)
    Seat 6: Driesk (56694 in chips)
    Seat 7: Peanutman83 (89845 in chips)
    Seat 9: aligator67 (21352 in chips)
    FunnnyBone: posts the ante 250
    StuMan123: posts the ante 250
    sindy2: posts the ante 250
    twosips: posts the ante 250
    rivermanl: posts the ante 250
    Driesk: posts the ante 250
    Peanutman83: posts the ante 250
    aligator67: posts the ante 250
    FunnnyBone: posts small blind 1250
    StuMan123: posts big blind 2500
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to StuMan123 [3d Qc]
    sindy2: folds
    twosips: folds
    rivermanl: folds
    Driesk: folds
    Peanutman83: folds
    aligator67: folds
    FunnnyBone: calls 1250
    StuMan123: raises 38506 to 41006 and is all-in
    FunnnyBone: calls 38506
    *** FLOP *** [2c 9c 4d]
    *** TURN *** [2c 9c 4d] [2h]
    *** RIVER *** [2c 9c 4d 2h] [Jh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    FunnnyBone: shows [3s 3h] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
    StuMan123: shows [3d Qc] (a pair of Deuces)
    FunnnyBone collected 84012 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 84012 | Rake 0
    Board [2c 9c 4d 2h Jh]
    Seat 1: FunnnyBone (small blind) showed [3s 3h] and won (84012) with two pair, Threes and Deuces
    Seat 2: StuMan123 (big blind) showed [3d Qc] and lost with a pair of Deuces
    Seat 3: sindy2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: twosips folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: rivermanl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: Driesk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: Peanutman83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: aligator67 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    1
  28. Full Tilt Poker Game #11278616872: The Sunday Brawl (82601574), Table 221 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:11:21 ET - 2009/03/22
    Seat 1: Incision (17,763)
    Seat 2: KungKroon (32,886)
    Seat 3: jfiiue4 (47,988)
    Seat 4: IrieVibes (52,057)
    Seat 5: Pageh656 (84,722)
    Seat 6: MavFish (19,715)
    Seat 7: charder30 (59,116)
    Seat 8: REloader1 (34,255)
    Seat 9: soggy dogg (64,561)
    Incision antes 150
    KungKroon antes 150
    jfiiue4 antes 150
    IrieVibes antes 150
    Pageh656 antes 150
    MavFish antes 150
    charder30 antes 150
    REloader1 antes 150
    soggy dogg antes 150
    charder30 posts the small blind of 600
    REloader1 posts the big blind of 1,200
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to charder30 [Th 4h]
    soggy dogg folds
    Incision folds
    KungKroon folds
    jfiiue4 folds
    IrieVibes folds
    Pageh656 folds
    MavFish folds
    charder30 raises to 2,800
    REloader1 calls 1,600
    *** FLOP *** [9d 9s Ac]
    charder30 bets 3,333
    REloader1 raises to 12,000
    charder30 raises to 23,235
    REloader1 raises to 31,305, and is all in
    charder30 folds
    Uncalled bet of 8,070 returned to REloader1
    REloader1 mucks
    REloader1 wins the pot (53,420)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 53,420 | Rake 0
    Board: [9d 9s Ac]
    Seat 1: Incision folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: KungKroon folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: jfiiue4 folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: IrieVibes folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: Pageh656 folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: MavFish (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: charder30 (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 8: REloader1 (big blind) collected (53,420), mucked
    Seat 9: soggy dogg folded before the Flop
     
  29. quite a good weekly thread imo, i know ill post later :)
     
  30.  
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post

    okerStars Game #26248837725: Tournament #147626089, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2009/03/22 14:40:35 PT [2009/03/22 17:40:35 ET]
    Table '147626089 432' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: gottwoboys (6881 in chips)
    Seat 2: rivermeyo10 (6455 in chips)
    Seat 3: PokerSalle (1705 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 4: CoachWebb (10930 in chips)
    Seat 5: spike1970 (7320 in chips)
    Seat 6: wally91130 (13405 in chips)
    Seat 7: deoxyribo (6165 in chips)
    Seat 8: JonesCrash (14171 in chips)
    Seat 9: dreamguy2 (3190 in chips)
    gottwoboys: posts the ante 25
    rivermeyo10: posts the ante 25
    PokerSalle: posts the ante 25
    CoachWebb: posts the ante 25
    spike1970: posts the ante 25
    wally91130: posts the ante 25
    deoxyribo: posts the ante 25
    JonesCrash: posts the ante 25
    dreamguy2: posts the ante 25
    PokerSalle: posts small blind 125
    CoachWebb: posts big blind 250
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to deoxyribo [Kd Tc]
    spike1970: folds
    wally91130: calls 250
    deoxyribo: raises 890 to 1140
    JonesCrash: folds
    dreamguy2: folds
    gottwoboys: folds
    rivermeyo10: folds
    PokerSalle: folds
    CoachWebb: raises 1110 to 2250
    wally91130: folds
    deoxyribo: calls 1110
    *** FLOP *** [2s 3c Ac]
    CoachWebb: bets 1000
    deoxyribo: raises 2890 to 3890 and is all-in
    CoachWebb: calls 2890
    *** TURN *** [2s 3c Ac] [7s]
    *** RIVER *** [2s 3c Ac 7s] [2h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    CoachWebb: shows [As Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
    deoxyribo: shows [Kd Tc] (a pair of Deuces)
    CoachWebb collected 12880 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 12880 | Rake 0
    Board [2s 3c Ac 7s 2h]
    Seat 1: gottwoboys folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: rivermeyo10 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: PokerSalle (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: CoachWebb (big blind) showed [As Ad] and won (12880) with a full house, Aces full of Deuces
    Seat 5: spike1970 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: wally91130 folded before Flop
    Seat 7: deoxyribo showed [Kd Tc] and lost with a pair of Deuces
    Seat 8: JonesCrash folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: dreamguy2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    zzzz im retarded

    I think this guy holds the early lead.