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  1. Full Tilt Poker Game #18162497522: $33,000 Guarantee (1r+1a) (134712534), Table 27 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:48:53 ET - 2010/02/03
    Seat 1: thewood503 (10,803)
    Seat 2: nirvanakc (12,170)
    Seat 3: veggern (2,155)
    Seat 4: Bigbuck seven (2,332)
    Seat 5: GhettoFabolous (2,750)
    Seat 6: POCKET FIVE (11,100)
    Seat 7: bigdogpckt5s (7,130)
    Seat 8: Hollywood5 (11,790)
    Seat 9: thokkalodhi (4,780)
    thokkalodhi posts the small blind of 100
    thewood503 posts the big blind of 200
    The button is in seat #8
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to thewood503 [5c 8c]
    nirvanakc folds
    veggern folds
    Bigbuck seven has 15 seconds left to act
    Bigbuck seven calls 200
    GhettoFabolous folds
    POCKET FIVE folds
    bigdogpckt5s folds
    Hollywood5 has 15 seconds left to act
    Hollywood5 folds
    thokkalodhi has 15 seconds left to act
    thokkalodhi has timed out
    thokkalodhi folds
    thokkalodhi is sitting out
    thewood503 checks
    *** FLOP *** [7c 3d Jc]
    thewood503 checks
    Bigbuck seven checks
    *** TURN *** [7c 3d Jc] [4h]
    thewood503 bets 400
    Bigbuck seven has 15 seconds left to act
    Bigbuck seven calls 400
    *** RIVER *** [7c 3d Jc 4h] [2s]
    thewood503 bets 10,203, and is all in
    Bigbuck seven has 15 seconds left to act
    Bigbuck seven calls 1,732, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 8,471 returned to thewood503
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    thewood503 shows [5c 8c] Jack Eight high
    Bigbuck seven shows [8h Tc] Jack Ten high
    Bigbuck seven wins the pot (4,764) with Jack Ten high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4,764 | Rake 0
    Board: [7c 3d Jc 4h 2s]
    Seat 1: thewood503 (big blind) showed [5c 8c] and lost with Jack Eight high
    Seat 2: nirvanakc didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: veggern didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: Bigbuck seven showed [8h Tc] and won (4,764) with Jack Ten high
    Seat 5: GhettoFabolous didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: POCKET FIVE didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: bigdogpckt5s didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: Hollywood5 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 9: thokkalodhi (small blind) folded before the Flop

    [ ] Games are dead
     
  2. lol wtf? of course the only time a fish calls u down with ten high he beats you. I dont think thats ever happened to me
     
  3. ha ha with a -100% ROI? more like Super-Donater!
  4. And i thought i felt bad when some donk picked up my bluff the other day late in a tournament by calling me with K-hi
  5.  
    Originally Posted by thetruth503 View Post

    [ ] Games are dead

    Post saver, imo. But I bet most people aren't going to read that far and just call you names.
  6. he also beats 59cc ...woulndt get so worked up about it
     
  7. he was bluffing.....
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  8. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL dunno why but this literally made me lol
     
    Thread Starter
  9. he clearly read your soul
  10. A+
  11. Aggressiv call, LOL!
  12.  
    Originally Posted by thetruth503 View Post


    *** RIVER *** [7c 3d Jc 4h] [2s]
    thewood503 bets 10,203, and is all in
    Bigbuck seven has 15 seconds left to act
    Bigbuck seven calls 1,732, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 8,471 returned to thewood503

    this is awesome, like he's thought for a bit and went "meh, im prolly good"
  13. ahahahaha, this is nothing but gold, thx for sharing.
  14. im drunk and cant stop laughin ty...
     
  15.  
    Originally Posted by elimherr View Post

    im drunk and cant stop laughin ty...

    alcoholic
  16.  
    Originally Posted by firaldo View Post


    this is awesome, like he's thought for a bit and went "meh, im prolly good"

    hahaha i bet those were his exact words

    priceless
  17. looks like a good call to me

    what hand does this? your hand is super ranged toward super AIR or super MONSTER

    he obv put u on a draw and he had the 2nd nut draw, so he didnt put you on the 910 and called bro

    i made calls like this.

    run the hand again

    and show down value hand checks or value bets. ur turn bet looked like a weakstab that never shoves river unless he has MONSTER or AIR

    he went with his gut and was right. give him props

    o yeah and quit making dumb shoves. this cant be a plus EV play ever
  18.  
    Originally Posted by nezbit View Post

    looks like a good call to me

    what hand does this? your hand is super ranged toward super AIR or super MONSTER

    he obv put u on a draw and he had the 2nd nut draw, so he didnt put you on the 910 and called bro

    i made calls like this.

    run the hand again

    and show down value hand checks or value bets. ur turn bet looked like a weakstab that never shoves river unless he has MONSTER or AIR

    he went with his gut and was right. give him props

    o yeah and quit making dumb shoves. this cant be a plus EV play ever

    Mr. Nezbit, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
     
    Thread Starter
  19. ur hand looks like a draw to me. not that bad of a call

    sure if he stacked off for 10k then its a different story.

    his turn call shouldve slowed every mediocre hand there is. SO LIKE I SAID

    ur hand was weak as fuck or super strong

    he obviously gambled and put you on a busted draw (obv hoping not the 910) and made a good call

    can you think of any other reason? LOL at super user

    if he was he sure as hell wouldnt be playing that tourney and would probably have the chiplead

    give the guy credit, was a good call. ur shove should land front page of failblog bra.

    END THREAD
  20.  
    Originally Posted by nezbit View Post

    can you think of any other reason? LOL at super user

    you were leveled
  21.  
    Originally Posted by nezbit View Post

    ur hand looks like a draw to me. not that bad of a call

    sure if he stacked off for 10k then its a different story.

    his turn call shouldve slowed every mediocre hand there is. SO LIKE I SAID

    ur hand was weak as fuck or super strong

    he obviously gambled and put you on a busted draw (obv hoping not the 910) and made a good call

    can you think of any other reason? LOL at super user

    if he was he sure as hell wouldnt be playing that tourney and would probably have the chiplead

    give the guy credit, was a good call. ur shove should land front page of failblog bra.

    END THREAD

    Sir, you must be quite dense. Just posted this hand cuz I thought it was funny, not because i actually thought I found a superuser. I do appreciate your spot analysis of the hand and perfect dissection of our ranges, do you coach?

    Oh and if u didnt get my first response to you, you must not be a fan of good mid 90s comedy.........
     
    Thread Starter
  22. truth u are an idiot. get a life
     
  23. The bluff-call is such an underrated play.
     
  24. i was laughing pretty hard at op, but nezbit's response has me pissing myself. ty for the posts.
  25.  
    Originally Posted by thetruth503 View Post

    Oh and if u didnt get my first response to you, you must not be a fan of good mid 90s comedy.........

    I thought it was pretty damn well played, personally.
  26.  
    Originally Posted by firaldo View Post

     
    Originally Posted by thetruth503 View Post


    *** RIVER *** [7c 3d Jc 4h] [2s]
    thewood503 bets 10,203, and is all in
    Bigbuck seven has 15 seconds left to act
    Bigbuck seven calls 1,732, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 8,471 returned to thewood503

    this is awesome, like he's thought for a bit and went "meh, im prolly good"

    LOOOL Gold!
  27. thank you so much for posting this! havent stopped laughing yet
  28.  
    Originally Posted by thetruth503 View Post

    Mr. Nezbit, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    A simple no would suffice..
    The hand is pretty awesome, but nezbit makes it even more awesome :D
  29. You realise this call means he now officially owns your soul right?
  30.  
    Originally Posted by firaldo View Post

     
    Originally Posted by thetruth503 View Post


    *** RIVER *** [7c 3d Jc 4h] [2s]
    thewood503 bets 10,203, and is all in
    Bigbuck seven has 15 seconds left to act
    Bigbuck seven calls 1,732, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 8,471 returned to thewood503

    this is awesome, like he's thought for a bit and went "meh, im prolly good"

    best response ever lol