Could not resist posting this from 2+2.

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stranger

Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 10

Beat: Cheated and assaulted at casino, no one cares
<hr size="1"> this just happened last weekend was my first time playing live. I was telling my mom how I wanted to play live poker as I was tired of online poker. So she knew someone from work who was going last weekend to a place a couple hours away and asked him if I could tag along. The place sounded kinda
shady, some indian reservation place but i was like **** it and tagged along.

we arrive and I get on the waiting list for 100 max buying 1/2 blind nl game. I put my shades on and I immediately notice this guy with a huge stack about 14 buyins which is hella shady. ive played online alot and never seen anyone that deep before. the rest of the table is completely ignorant and doesnt
even care. I keep my mouth shut. He wins a couple more pots with two pair and nonshowdown and the dealer has a wierd grip on the deck. i whisper to the guy sitting next to me that they are ****ing cheating and to watch the dealer. he nods. so i decide to make a move right after the dealer deals the
guys second card I reach up and slam her wrist onto the table and shout "you guys are ****ing cheating?". she looks scared as **** like i just busted there scam. Floor comes running at me like a tiger.

I explain that we all here think these two are cheating. Floor says something and i get pissed off II reach over and flip the guys card over hes got j diamnonds 4 diamonds. suited cards. a couple people laugh and i tell the dealer to deal the ****ing board right now.
everyone gets silent.

she doesnt deal. I try to grab the deck from her hand she pulls it back. I dive on the table and rip it out of her hands. floor guy pulling me back and yells for security. I burn and start to deal while hes yanking me, flop comes Ah 6 7 of something and then i realize most people still have only one card. she never finished dealing. i frantically try to work everything out but the floors pulling me and security is there and bashes me to the floor and assaults me relentlessly. I have bruises and am in tears from the attack. tears and blood and snot are on my face. i have snot coming down my nose. they put handcuffs on me and I yell out to my moms coworker and he just puts his head down and ignores me. they take me to the station and then let me go with no charges.

my mom on monday yelled the **** out of her co-worker for not helping me. im not allowed back at the casino. and my mom wants to sue.

even if its true... the story teller coulda handled it ALOT better imo

Uhmm.... Yeah... Life's a bitch!

lol, too priceless to be true

 

Originally Posted by sandler1860

 

Originally Posted by poncho veelo

I have bruises and am in tears from the attack. tears and blood and snot are on my face. i have snot coming down my nose.

best part

Agreed lol

[x] play more online

[ ] mom should sue

[x] stay away from people in your daily life

whoever said online players dont know how to act in social settings?

LOL, dumb frikken story u made up. But if it were true, GL sueing an Indian Casino.

 

Originally Posted by grapsfan

First time playing live...but he can spot a mechanic's grip?

I mean, I believe pretty much everything I read on the Internet, but this one is shaking my foundation.

I think this weekend was the first time he watched "Rounders" and just wanted to belong.

Fake.... So fake it makes me want to beat you up just to watch you cry.

 

Originally Posted by joeschmo

I think this weekend was the first time he watched "Rounders" and just wanted to belong.

I can't believe I caught a hanger!

 

Originally Posted by doubledave22

even if its true... the story teller coulda handled it ALOT better imo

Snot bubbles came out of my nose after I lol'd in my office so hard the office staff thought I was on drugs.

For those of you who missed reading the beginning of the message. This was a repost from 2+2. Obviously a funny but very exaggerated, or even made up story. Look at the guy's 2+2 name -- "3 and 1/2 penises"

 

Originally Posted by Leafs4ever21

haha I love in the story he is a total badass, ripping the cards from the dealers hand, being the hero of the day in busting a cheating scam but he also said he had to ask his mommy for to find someone to take him to the casino, and for her to stick up for him.