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  1. ranchgirl ranchgirl is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:25pm)

    I have long felt that there is/was cheating at UB, but obviously, I do not know who. After reading the UB superuser stuff, I all but accused Duke herself (and team Ub) of being a part of the insider cheats. I DO NOT HAVE ANY WAY OF KNOWING WHO THE CHEAT IS AT UB. I TAKE IT BACK. MY BAD.

    During a lenghty and expensive trip to help a friend in LA, I had two thugs get after me to which an armed guard had to intervene. Two houses I own were struck by lightning (in two different towns) on the same day. The airplane that was supposed to bring me home was struck by a ramp and a hole was sliced into the engine. And two different men showed me their fangs (one in LA and one on the plane). Freaky--fangs looked as though they were filed raisor sharp on the edges. I give--bashing UB is the only thing I can think of that was not kind.

    I TAKE IT BACK, DUKE/UB. YOU WILL NOT HEAR ANOTHER PEEP OUT OF ME.
  2. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:26pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    huh?
  3. JKamikazeKid JKamikazeKid is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:28pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    ......my head hurts....and i'm confused....
  4. felloff felloff is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:34pm) in reply to JKamikazeKid

    this belongs in ot i think
  5. scout0112 scout0112 is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:42pm) in reply to felloff

    Good to see another important well thought out post by ranchgirl. Can someone say Prozac?
  6. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:46pm) in reply to scout0112

    paging waco to handle this one!
  7. cloudyspirits cloudyspirits is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:47pm) in reply to JKamikazeKid

    she's trying to say UB made lightning strike her houses roflmao
  8. ranchgirl ranchgirl is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:51pm) in reply to scout0112

    Seriously - two houses were struck by lightning on the same day. Prozac doesn't equate.
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  9. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:53pm) in reply to cloudyspirits

    I have a sweet ass wolf sweatshirt that helped cure AIDS
  10. ranchgirl ranchgirl is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:55pm) in reply to cloudyspirits

    No, you idiot. When wierd shit happens, you think back to anything you have done in your life that was unkind. Sorry Duke--I take back what I said.

    I also take back calling you an idiot.
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  11. brsavage brsavage is offline Spontaneous Benefactor

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:56pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    How do you slice a hole?
     1
  12. Quads420 Quads420 is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:56pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    Cliff notes -
    UB = Not Rigged (at least not by annie and phil)
    Life = SFRigged
     
  13. scout0112 scout0112 is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 4:01pm) in reply to Quads420

    What happened to not hearing another peep out of you? I guess you forgot. Take your pills.
  14. ranchgirl ranchgirl is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 4:08pm) in reply to brsavage

    An American Airlines employee failed to block the tires of a ramp. The wind kicks up and blows the ramp into a Southwest Airlines plane (the one I'm supposed to board). It sliced a great big hole in the engine.

    So one freaky thing after another has happened. Bashing UB is the only unkind thing I have done. I TAKE IT BACK --NO MORE LIGHTNING STRIKES, PLEASE.
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  15. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 4:12pm) in reply to ranchgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ranchgirl View Post

    An American Airlines employee failed to block the tires of a ramp. The wind kicks up and blows the ramp into a Southwest Airlines plane (the one I'm supposed to board). It sliced a great big hole in the engine.

    So one freaky thing after another has happened. Bashing UB is the only unkind thing I have done. I TAKE IT BACK --NO MORE LIGHTNING STRIKES, PLEASE.

    your not right are you?
  16. ranchgirl ranchgirl is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 4:15pm) in reply to scout0112

    You won't hear another peep out of me in terms of bashing UB. Damn, Scout, pills-- really? You think lightning didn't strikes my houses? Tell that to the Allstate man. It blew a hole in the roof on one house. That's okay, Scout, I won't call you an idiot. I'm being nice.
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  17. fratzner fratzner is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 4:41pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    umm how much medication are you on?
     
  18. The Herbie The Herbie is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 4:49pm) in reply to fratzner

    don't worry....she is just from Texas....enough said.
  19. ForeverBusto ForeverBusto is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 4:51pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    Your post made me think of this Eminem song. IT seems like this may be how your life has gone.

    "Yo Sue!"
    Get away from me, I don't know you
    Oh shoot, she's tripping..
    I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
    I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
    I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
    Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya
    The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped ya
    So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
    That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
    She said,
    Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
    I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt" (Let go!)
    "Would you calm down you're startin to scare me"
    She said,
    I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
    I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
    (Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
    We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
    Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
  20. GambleAB GambleAB is offline 1. I'm awesome

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 5:01pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    Shrug, I thought the OP was kind of cute and funny and CERTAINLY not worse then most of the crap thats posted in PD nowadays.
     
  21. ace1won ace1won is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 5:06pm) in reply to GambleAB

    Holy first UB sweeps everything under the rug and now's trying to scare people into silence...CURSE YOU UB
  22. Rhoof Rhoof is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 5:42pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    fangs?
  23. Gogetsit Gogetsit is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 5:53pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    My Minions should leave you alone.

    They are stern protectors of UB. You guessed right.
  24. TheEagleHasLanded TheEagleHasLanded is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 6:04pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    Gary Busey called, he wants his crazy back
  25. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 6:11pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    Read this post. Then my phone rings and now I have only 7 days to live apparently. crap....
  26. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 6:16pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    ive got new socks on
  27. Pikesean23 Pikesean23 is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 6:33pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    UB is rigged and to play on a site that governs itself is ridiculous...If AP will cheat why wouldn't they do it on UB? Because Annie and Phil are there...[8-)]

    "The head of Tokwiro Enterprises (the company that owns both UB and AP) is run by Joe Norton, the former Grand Chief of the Mohawk Territory of Kahnawake. Ultimate Bet and Absolute Poker are overseen and licensed by the “independent” Kahnawake Gaming Commission"

    Putting money on a site that condones and covers up cheating is besides me i know that they will never get a penny from me. For those still naive to the fact and believe it was only AP and UB would never do such a thing, Read on....(old UB news new summary)

    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ad.php?t=99247
  28. ranchgirl ranchgirl is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 6:43pm) in reply to Rhoof

    Yes, fangs. It was weird. I'm playing poker at the Commerce (wuv GiGi) and this guy to my right (a vegan) starts giving me crap over eating meat. The guy to my left takes up for me and says that if people weren't supposed to eat meat, they wouldn't have these... He lifted his lip and reveals these raisor sharp fang looking teeth. The rest of his teeth were rounded, but then he had gaps either side of the fangs. I said somthing like damn, he files them, then thought nothing of it. The vegan scoffed and leaned in for a closer look. The Vegan was surprized by what he saw.

    So then, I'm on the new airplane and the flight attendant is saying accidents happen, sorry about the wind blowing the ramp into the other plane. I say something like, "No big deal. You never know, maybe it happened for a reason. Maybe that plane was about to have failure...who know's." The flight attendant nodded, said I pray all the time, then threw his head back to laugh. I swear the guy had the same raisor sharp fangs as did the guy in the poker room.

    Fangs or no fangs, two houses were struck by lightning on the same day, and a ramp blows into the airplane I'm supposed to board. Trust me, I've even appologized to my dog for not walking him more. I'll be good, I promise.
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  29. ForeverBusto ForeverBusto is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 6:54pm) in reply to ranchgirl

    2Pac's knocking on your door right now. Biggy needs sugar.
  30. cloudyspirits cloudyspirits is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 7:20pm) in reply to Rhoof

    vampires obv
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