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ultimate bet guarantees start late? not cool

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  1. kat5 kat5 is offline

    Lakewood, OH
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    Nov 20th, 2006 (11/20/2006 11:15pm)

    what is the purpose of a guarantee if the site is gonna just start the tourney late if theres not enough players to make the guarantee? to make matter worse im stuck in limbo as it won't let me cancel! so, im waiting 15 minutes or more for it to start. thats just BS!!!!!!!!!!!

    well now ive been waiting 20 minutes

    25 minutes!
  2. clizzark clizzark is offline has cockbreath

    Muskogee, OK
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    Nov 20th, 2006 (11/20/2006 11:17pm) in reply to kat5

    was wondering the same thing. I just redeposited there last nite. Now I remember why I left all the other times.
  3. Mr Waturi Mr Waturi is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2006 (11/20/2006 11:53pm) in reply to kat5

    This is a pretty regular problem w/ UB lately. The tournament will be cancelled and you will get refunded in TD's so that you are forced to go through the same shit again.
  4. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Nov 21st, 2006 (11/21/2006 12:20am) in reply to Mr Waturi

    Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
    Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.
    Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
    Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
    Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
    Ted Nelson, Customer: What's your point?
    Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
    Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
    Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
     
  5. dirtyneill dirtyneill is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2006 (11/21/2006 12:22am) in reply to kat5

    Standard UB procedure.

    Next.
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