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  1. being that there is no warm up today i wanted to post this. this is from the 65k a couple weeks ago. i started to highlight all the good shit but i got tired.

    ty bkslicke

    isator (Observer): IS WACHOVIA A
    POOR MANS GERALDO RIVERA?
    GrampaJeff: wow
    GrampaJeff: I think so
    isator (Observer): GOOOO GERALDO
    RIVERA
    toetagu (Observer): gl eric
    Wachovia: nice run
    ChuckSty: ty
    isator (Observer): GOOO GERALDO
    bObO6174 (Observer): Danny for the
    win!
    dipthrong (Observer): hey pmgr
    delaney_kid: hey dip, did u get ur
    account sorted?
    GrampaJeff: Wachovia, I think that
    you would have to agree that you are
    a poor man's Geraldo Rivera
    ChuckSty: hahahhahahahhaa
    dipthrong (Observer): looooooooooool
    ChuckSty: very nice jeff
    isator (Observer): lol
    delaney_kid: who is geraldo rivera?
    isator (Observer): lol
    dipthrong (Observer): poormans
    wachovia*
    isator (Observer): or richmans
    wachovia
    delaney_kid: dipthrong that was u on
    2p2 bout ur account being hacked
    ay?
    dipthrong (Observer): nah dont think
    so
    isator (Observer): dip was withered
    that day imo
    delaney_kid: ahh ok
    isator (Observer): crabs are u running?
    dipthrong (Observer): nah sitting
    dipthrong (Observer):
    <------imabigwitherist
    isator (Observer): beasty
    Bella B: vvvvvvvvvvvvnh
    GrampaJeff: ty
    Bella B: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvnh
    dipthrong (Observer): nice hand poor
    mans hoyt corkins
    isator (Observer): gooooo
    grampaaaaaaa
    Bella B: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvnh
    isator (Observer): haaaaaaa
    GrampaJeff: ty pmluvenleavum
    isator (Observer): dip ur p5s is so
    beasty
    ChuckSty: that was potentially a
    terrible fold
    dipthrong (Observer): yea dipthrong i
    ran ok, check out my other accounts
    tho
    dipthrong (Observer): such as
    luvemnleavum
    dipthrong (Observer): long list actually
    GrampaJeff: Wachovia, is your
    mustache listed on ur organ doaner
    card?
    GrampaJeff: it should be imo.
    isator (Observer): his mustache rapes
    imo
    ChuckSty: historical landmark imo
    Wachovia: he doesn't give out that
    info
    dipthrong (Observer): lol
    Wachovia: :)
    isator (Observer): hey wachovia i saw
    u on americas most wanted i think
    Wachovia: this month or last month?
    isator (Observer): the chris hanson
    show right
    ChuckSty: i saw the moustache on
    cops but the not rest of him
    delaney_kid: lmao
    dipthrong (Observer): wachovownage
    Wachovia: that's why i asked which
    month ;)
    isator (Observer): wachovia your my
    hero imo
    GrampaJeff: it belongs in a museum
    GrampaJeff: along side Selleck's and
    Reynold's
    GrampaJeff: imo
    Wachovia: a muesum lol
    dipthrong (Observer): lol chat of the
    year
    ChuckSty: i want ur moustache to
    aurtgraph my boobies
    Wachovia: LOL
    isator (Observer): wachovia have u
    ever considered trading accounts with
    djk123
    Dealer: TurborSiR wins the pot
    (12,000)
    bernsy23 (Observer): gogo
    CHUCKSTY
    bernsy23 (Observer): glgl
    ChuckSty: ty
    bernsy23 (Observer): yw
    Wachovia: with a moustache like
    mine, why trade with anyone?
    isator (Observer): true
    dipthrong (Observer): lol
    dipthrong (Observer): gold
    ChuckSty: i'll trade u my beard, a greg
    maddux rookie card, and two draft
    picks for it
    dipthrong (Observer): hahaha
    Wachovia: lol..not a bad offer, but i've
    had better
    isator (Observer): im jealous i can
    grow a stache like that
    Wachovia: i've even turned down
    twin gymnasts, so.......
    GrampaJeff: where were those dude
    from?
    ChuckSty: lollllllllllll
    Wachovia: LOL
    ChuckSty: that was on point
    bernsy23 (Observer): h
    bernsy23 (Observer): h
    bernsy23 (Observer): h
    Wachovia: someone should be
    getting this stuff..there are tv shows
    that aren't this good
    ChuckSty: i bet u give a hell of a
    moustache ride
    GrampaJeff: Has anyone ever tried to
    punch you in a bar fight and broken
    their hand on your stache?
    isator (Observer): wachovia are you
    and alenn kessler bff?
    Wachovia: lol
    bernsy23 (Observer): giambi stache?
    GrampaJeff: lolllllllllllll at stache ride
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  2. isator (Observer): IS WACHOVIA A
    POOR MANS GERALDO RIVERA?
    GrampaJeff: wow
    GrampaJeff: I think so
    isator (Observer): GOOOO GERALDO
    RIVERA
    toetagu (Observer): gl eric
    Wachovia: nice run
    ChuckSty: ty
    isator (Observer): GOOO GERALDO
    bObO6174 (Observer): Danny for the
    win!
    dipthrong (Observer): hey pmgr
    delaney_kid: hey dip, did u get ur
    account sorted?
    GrampaJeff: Wachovia, I think that
    you would have to agree that you are
    a poor man's Geraldo Rivera
    ChuckSty: hahahhahahahhaa
    dipthrong (Observer): looooooooooool
    ChuckSty: very nice jeff
    isator (Observer): lol
    delaney_kid: who is geraldo rivera?
    isator (Observer): lol
    dipthrong (Observer): poormans
    wachovia*
    isator (Observer): or richmans
    wachovia
    delaney_kid: dipthrong that was u on
    2p2 bout ur account being hacked
    ay?
    dipthrong (Observer): nah dont think
    so
    isator (Observer): dip was withered
    that day imo
    delaney_kid: ahh ok
    isator (Observer): crabs are u running?
    dipthrong (Observer): nah sitting
    dipthrong (Observer):
    <------imabigwitherist
    isator (Observer): beasty
    Bella B: vvvvvvvvvvvvnh
    GrampaJeff: ty
    Bella B: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvnh
    dipthrong (Observer): nice hand poor
    mans hoyt corkins
    isator (Observer): gooooo
    grampaaaaaaa
    Bella B: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvnh
    isator (Observer): haaaaaaa
    GrampaJeff: ty pmluvenleavum
    isator (Observer): dip ur p5s is so
    beasty
    ChuckSty: that was potentially a
    terrible fold
    dipthrong (Observer): yea dipthrong i
    ran ok, check out my other accounts
    tho
    dipthrong (Observer): such as
    luvemnleavum
    dipthrong (Observer): long list actually
    GrampaJeff: Wachovia, is your
    mustache listed on ur organ doaner
    card?
    GrampaJeff: it should be imo.
    isator (Observer): his mustache rapes
    imo
    ChuckSty: historical landmark imo
    Wachovia: he doesn't give out that
    info
    dipthrong (Observer): lol
    Wachovia: :)
    isator (Observer): hey wachovia i saw
    u on americas most wanted i think
    Wachovia: this month or last month?
    isator (Observer): the chris hanson
    show right
    ChuckSty: i saw the moustache on
    cops but the not rest of him
    delaney_kid: lmao
    dipthrong (Observer): wachovownage
    Wachovia: that's why i asked which
    month ;)
    isator (Observer): wachovia your my
    hero imo
    GrampaJeff: it belongs in a museum
    GrampaJeff: along side Selleck's and
    Reynold's
    GrampaJeff: imo
    Wachovia: a muesum lol
    dipthrong (Observer): lol chat of the
    year
    ChuckSty: i want ur moustache to
    aurtgraph my boobies
    Wachovia: LOL
    isator (Observer): wachovia have u
    ever considered trading accounts with
    djk123
    Dealer: TurborSiR wins the pot
    (12,000)
    bernsy23 (Observer): gogo
    CHUCKSTY
    bernsy23 (Observer): glgl
    ChuckSty: ty
    bernsy23 (Observer): yw
    Wachovia: with a moustache like
    mine, why trade with anyone?
    isator (Observer): true
    dipthrong (Observer): lol
    dipthrong (Observer): gold
    ChuckSty: i'll trade u my beard, a greg
    maddux rookie card, and two draft
    picks for it
    dipthrong (Observer): hahaha
    Wachovia: lol..not a bad offer, but i've
    had better
    isator (Observer): im jealous i can
    grow a stache like that
    Wachovia: i've even turned down
    twin gymnasts, so.......
    GrampaJeff: where were those dude
    from?
    ChuckSty: lollllllllllll
    Wachovia: LOL
    ChuckSty: that was on point
    bernsy23 (Observer): h
    bernsy23 (Observer): h
    bernsy23 (Observer): h
    Wachovia: someone should be
    getting this stuff..there are tv shows
    that aren't this good
    ChuckSty: i bet u give a hell of a
    moustache ride
    GrampaJeff: Has anyone ever tried to
    punch you in a bar fight and broken
    their hand on your stache?
    isator (Observer): wachovia are you
    and alenn kessler bff?
    Wachovia: lol
    bernsy23 (Observer): giambi stache?
    GrampaJeff: lolllllllllllll at stache ride
  3. Take 2 minutes to delete all the dealer shit next time...

    isator (Observer): IS WACHOVIA A
    POOR MANS GERALDO RIVERA?

    GrampaJeff: wow
    GrampaJeff: I think so
    isator (Observer): GOOOO GERALDO RIVERA
    Wachovia: nice run
    ChuckSty: ty
    isator (Observer): GOOO GERALDO
    bObO6174 (Observer): Danny for the
    win!
    dipthrong (Observer): hey pmgr
    delaney_kid: hey dip, did u get ur
    account sorted?
    GrampaJeff: Wachovia, I think that
    you would have to agree that you are
    a poor man's Geraldo Rivera

    ChuckSty: hahahhahahahhaa
    dipthrong (Observer): looooooooooool
    ChuckSty: very nice jeff
    isator (Observer): lol
    delaney_kid: who is geraldo rivera?
    isator (Observer): lol
    dipthrong (Observer): poormans wachovia*
    isator (Observer): or richmans wachovia
    delaney_kid: dipthrong that was u on 2p2 bout ur account being hacked ay?
    dipthrong (Observer): nah dont think so
    isator (Observer): dip was withered that day imo
    delaney_kid: ahh ok
    isator (Observer): crabs are u running?
    dipthrong (Observer): nah sitting
    dipthrong (Observer): <------imabigwitherist
    isator (Observer): beasty
    Bella B: vvvvvvvvvvvvnh
    GrampaJeff: ty
    Bella B: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvnh
    dipthrong (Observer): nice hand poor mans hoyt corkins
    isator (Observer): gooooo grampaaaaaaa
    Bella B: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvnh
    isator (Observer): haaaaaaa
    GrampaJeff: ty pmluvenleavum
    isator (Observer): dip ur p5s is so beasty
    ChuckSty: that was potentially a terrible fold
    dipthrong (Observer): yea dipthrong i ran ok, check out my other accounts tho
    dipthrong (Observer): such as luvemnleavum
    dipthrong (Observer): long list actually
    GrampaJeff: Wachovia, is your mustache listed on ur organ doaner card?
    GrampaJeff: it should be imo.
    isator (Observer): his mustache rapes imo
    ChuckSty: historical landmark imo
    Wachovia: he doesn't give out that info
    dipthrong (Observer): lol
    Wachovia: :)
    isator (Observer): hey wachovia i saw u on americas most wanted i think
    Wachovia: this month or last month?
    isator (Observer): the chris hanson show right
    ChuckSty: i saw the moustache on cops but the not rest of him
    delaney_kid: lmao
    dipthrong (Observer): wachovownage
    Wachovia: that's why i asked which month ;)
    isator (Observer): wachovia your my hero imo
    GrampaJeff: it belongs in a museum
    GrampaJeff: along side Selleck's and Reynold's
    GrampaJeff: imo
    Wachovia: a muesum lol
    dipthrong (Observer): lol chat of the year
    ChuckSty: i want ur moustache to aurtgraph my boobies
    Wachovia: LOL
    isator (Observer): wachovia have u ever considered trading accounts with djk123
    bernsy23 (Observer): gogo CHUCKSTY
    bernsy23 (Observer): glgl
    ChuckSty: ty
    bernsy23 (Observer): yw
    Wachovia: with a moustache like mine, why trade with anyone?
    isator (Observer): true
    dipthrong (Observer): lol
    dipthrong (Observer): gold
    ChuckSty: i'll trade u my beard, a greg maddux rookie card, and two draft picks for it
    dipthrong (Observer): hahaha
    Wachovia: lol..not a bad offer, but i've had better
    isator (Observer): im jealous i can grow a stache like that
    Wachovia: i've even turned down twin gymnasts, so.......
    GrampaJeff: where were those dude from?
    ChuckSty: lollllllllllll
    Wachovia: LOL
    ChuckSty: that was on point
    Wachovia: someone should be getting this stuff..there are tv shows that aren't this good
    ChuckSty: i bet u give a hell of a moustache ride
    GrampaJeff: Has anyone ever tried to punch you in a bar fight and broken their hand on your stache?
    isator (Observer): wachovia are you and alenn kessler bff?
    Wachovia: lol
    bernsy23 (Observer): giambi stache?
    GrampaJeff: lolllllllllllll at stache ride

    *edit* BKice beat me to it