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This week's PAD Cash Game - Hellmuth Tilt

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  1. pokerbrat13 pokerbrat13 is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 7:59pm)

    The tuesday and Wednesday episode of this week's Poker After Dark cash game have Hellmuth sprouting some of the most hilarious and memorable quotes in a long time. Including calling Harvard professor Brandon Adams a "moron."

    I won't spoil it, but anyone who wants their day brightened up shoudl watch. Viffer joins the table in the 2nd episode..
    http://pokertube.com/free-poker-vide...e_S06_Ep19_1_2

    http://pokertube.com/free-poker-vide...e_S06_Ep20_1_2

    I am proud to be named after Phil.
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  2. ApesAreFun ApesAreFun is offline Moderator/Euro Donk

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 8:09pm) in reply to pokerbrat13

    Haha, thx for posting :D

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  3. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is online now

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 9:09pm) in reply to ApesAreFun

    Haha, "I woulda lost 50 with that hand Phil."

    "I know you would have Antonio..."

    Like he somehow played it better than Antonio would have.
  4. ApesAreFun ApesAreFun is offline Moderator/Euro Donk

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 9:38pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    The way ev'one laughs when Phil limp-reraises 10k with aces. Hahaha!
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  5. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 9:58pm) in reply to pokerbrat13

    i didnt think that was gonna be funny at all but hellmuth's reaction to the 9 ball was fucking great
  6. p0cket00 p0cket00 is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 10:45pm) in reply to sacaniga

    Phil really must be the worst ever, I just dont get how he's won so much money. Meh maybe pokerbrat13 can fill me in on how he does it?
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 11:00pm) in reply to p0cket00

    Haha at that AA hand.
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 11:15pm) in reply to YouAreWet

    Yeah, he is awful. Like really really bad.
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 11:31pm) in reply to YouAreWet

    the k9 ak hand, loooooool
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 11:37pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    i love how much time he spends telling everyone what he was thinking and how hes planning on playing.
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 11:44pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    Phils man-purse was rather impressive too
     
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 12:12am) in reply to p0cket00

     
    Originally Posted by p0cket00 View Post

    Phil really must be the worst ever, I just dont get how he's won so much money. Meh maybe pokerbrat13 can fill me in on how he does it?

    http://plusev.keenspot.com/d/20070613.html
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 12:20am) in reply to litlebullet

    He looks like hes gunna cry in some parts of the interview in episode 20.
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 12:22am) in reply to p0cket00

     
    Originally Posted by p0cket00 View Post

    Phil really must be the worst ever, I just dont get how he's won so much money. Meh maybe pokerbrat13 can fill me in on how he does it?

    Phill hellmuth is the greatest no-limit player of all time. At the LAPC, I shook the legend's hand and told him how "Inspirational" he was to me personally. It is the only time I have ever felt the touch of God.
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 12:54am) in reply to p0cket00

     
    Originally Posted by p0cket00 View Post

    He looks like hes gunna cry in some parts of the interview in episode 20.

    Poor guy, I actually felt kinda bad for him at that point.
     
  16. shanetrain22 shanetrain22 is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 1:14am) in reply to pokerbrat13

    Somehow got through the first vid, but can't finish off this second one. Hellmuth, Matusow, and that other pudgy dude are just too fuckin obnoxious to be entertaining... and there have been no interesting hands whatsoever. No thx.

    edit: not trying to be a party pooper or w/e, just don't know how you guys find this crap entertaining.
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 1:44am) in reply to shanetrain22

    (stands up)..."I mean are you fuc***g kidding me?"

    hahahahahah
     
  18. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is offline world traveler

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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 2:11am) in reply to shanetrain22

     
    Originally Posted by shanetrain22 View Post

    Somehow got through the first vid, but can't finish off this second one. Hellmuth, Matusow, and that other pudgy dude are just too fuckin obnoxious to be entertaining... and there have been no interesting hands whatsoever. No thx.

    edit: not trying to be a party pooper or w/e, just don't know how you guys find this crap entertaining.

    I was feeling the same way but I made it to the end and it was so worth it (except I like Matusow)
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 2:15am) in reply to pokerbrat13

    It just tilts me to know end that Hellmuth brags about how sick of a read he had on Adams and then folds! Liek grow some balls and trust ur "godlike" abilities.
  20. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is offline world traveler

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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 2:23am) in reply to tayke2

    Yeah, dunno how you can brag about a read when you folded the best hand
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 2:30am) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    Hellmuth is the biggest fucking narcissist/delusional retard I've ever seen. It's pretty funny how he's worth millions and he couldn't beat 1/2 NL (1 table) online. Sigh.

    He needs to shut the fuck up and realize how much of a joke he is. To be honest, those guys handle him REALLY well, if only for the sake of keeping him at the table because he's terrible. I couldn't tolerate him, I really couldn't...
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 2:33am) in reply to ApesAreFun

    anyone else think matasow is playing like an uber donk? some of his laydowns are fuckin terrible.

    Todd is such a nit too. Funny watching this, you would think that playing for so much they would be playing poker. (poker = being creative)

    funny that chris fergason wouldnt even play the duece 7 game...what a fuckin nub

    only people who are playing is brandon adams and antonio. Now that Viffer is in, he seems to be nuttier than a shit cake. Hope they start playing duece 7 now.

    one more thing about phils tilt.

    he played the AA hand so fuckin terrible i about puked. He just lost a huge hand and decideds to limp reraise to 10k LOL. Think if he hucks 600 in antonio pumps it to 2500 with his AJs. Todd is obviously calling too. Then he can reraise after this and extract even more money.
    But instead he decideds to win the minimum, par usual.

    I loved how he said he "knew brandon didnt have shit" then proceded to just call his 18k preflop raise and leave 40k behind with the intentions of calling all in if it hit Q42? LOL. If it comes AK2 does he call? I like the aggressive approach and if ur gonna call/fold to certain flops then ur just donking. Either take the play away from brandon or fold. He is worth a Fortune and plays so scared its fuckin ridiculous. GROW A PAIR PHIL

    The guy should change his name to phil "limp in" hellmuth...such a donk

    AK vs K9 was a cooler. thats just standard, nothing wrong there. Obv after he that tilted and that committed to pot he is never folding.
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 3:25am) in reply to nezbit

    Poker after dark=rigged imo............Viffer shows up starts talkin shit, gives a speech before he calls, fake mucks the flop and binks the turn. Amazing timing for everything
     
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 3:35am) in reply to pokerbrat13

    yea phil played fundamentally bad in a lot of these hands (the AA re raise to 10k hand was LOL as well as the TT vs T7 hand)

    but i feel like one of the reasons he can still be a winner in softer games is that he has an effect on people that motivates them to go after him with weak hands (like the K9 hand with viffer)
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 4:52am) in reply to tmac2424

    Viffer is my new hero.
     
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 6:17am) in reply to pokerbrat13

    Helmuth may actually be worse than me in cash games, and I admittedly suck. He is 100% stuck in trny mode. Its hilarious how he thinks he can beat people like Dwan (lol never) or even Antonio but both of them quickly call him out on his bs.

    He's damn good at getting on TV and promoting himself tho
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 6:32am) in reply to Ugottook420

     
    Originally Posted by Ugottook420 View Post

    Poker after dark=rigged imo............Viffer shows up starts talkin shit, gives a speech before he calls, fake mucks the flop and binks the turn. Amazing timing for everything

    Omg....you're seriously onto something here.
     
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 9:29am) in reply to pokerbrat13

    lol i just keep wacthing viffer look up and go '9 ball corner pocket' and i piss myself everytime
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 10:06am) in reply to pokerbrat13

    the better question is , How much worse was last night's episode without Helmuth?!?!

    The guy was playing pretty bad this week but at least he made the show watchable and entertaining after he busted there was no reason to watch this week anymore
     
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    Mar 26th, 2010 (3/26/2010 11:16am) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post


    Phils man-purse was rather impressive too

     
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