Hey guys, I don't know how many people of you know me, but I'm ranked REALLY high (like top 41 or whatever... but who counts those kinds of things?)
So there I was, sitting in my bed grinding 33 dollar super turbos and raping heaps of cash. And just figured at least 55% of you were interested in like what i do on a day to day basis. So here we go girls and boys!
My name is Mark, and I'm super heaps. I grew up less than hella... I mean, i had some friends, or whatever, but not too many. They'd sometimes call me weird names, but not always, and i'd say stop but they wouldn't. So that was meh at best, and i was over it, but who cares about that. I think the major change in my life was when my one friend was like "Hey, mark, what are you doing?" and i said "Nothing" and he said "oh sick, you should play some no limit holdem" and i was like "ok." I never looked back.
So there I was in a $.50 USD rebuy and i didn't want to rebuy or addon incase i made the money and still lost money. I had Ace and Nine, and some guy bet me all in, but i just knew it so i called. He had double kings, and i turned an ace on the flop so he was drawing dead.
After that I won a lot of money at online poker and people regarded me as a big deal. The confidence boost lead me to multiple (if not more) beer pong wins. I was playing with a lot of confidence at the time, and i was making cups as though it was no ones business. I'm heaps.
So there i was, I had a computer, and an online pokerstars site (ubfulltiltpoker.pokerstars.org) and I just knew this was it... This was what I was into.
I feel like maybe I'm rambling, so let's just get to business girls! Ask me anything at all that you want. Don't hold back! Let's really get down to the nitty gritty that is Dipthrong...
On a scale of 1 to 14, how drunk are you?
Where were you born?
What do you drive?
Did you go to college/do you now? If so what is your major and how did you deal w classes and playin.
edit: lol level
This space reserved for future question
Edit: Thought of it right away. Did you steal my hat in Aruba or was I just so drunk I took it off and walked away?
how did it feel to go on teh sickest heater ever?
I was born in Philadelphia, USA.
I don't drive often, but when i do... what kind of question is that? grow up.
I went to college for a little, but then I played no limit texas holdem and decided math 030 wasn't for me.
AKs or 10-10?
mig.com or pearljammer?
<strike>on a scale of 1-10 how good looking am i </strike>if you were a girl, would you do me (look at profile pic)
Vanessa Russo... Tiffany Michelle...Kara Scott...Annette Obrestad...Freddy Deeb...Jennifer Harman...Annie Duke...Kathy Leibert F*** One Marry One Kill One Fight One Back One
Where is BPV and what the fuck is he doing right now?
If u could bang any woman in poker who would it be?
1-10.. im not sure.. you're ugly as fuck
the question every female railbird wants to ask.........
how big is your penis in the following situations;
a) on the flop?
b) hof erect?
c) in an ice cold lake?
please answer truthfully it means a lot to many people
I would kill BPV3... i can't beat him at beer pong
I would fight CrazySavage... bc he's funny
I would back LordHutty
I'll come up with a question later, so far I just want to thank you for your help, it was a blast and learned a lot ( and we made some money during our 2 days long backing deal, lol)
6 cup or 10 cup beer pong?
swatting bounces allowed?
same throw team hits same cup do they get cups back?
im sorry you cant beat me at beer pong but im sure you would crush me in chocolate jello wrestling
Hey Mark ime sure i read somewhere u spent your earings on a house and some other solid investments? care to elaberate
where and when did u build your roll (site, stakes, cash, mtts or sngs?)
u gonna get a career or just be a degen (ime a degen, i dont wanna sound condescending)
are u old enough to play live? if yes had any scores yet, differences you care to mention between online/live
thx for jumping down the well. p5s loves you!! best of luck on and off the tables
Matt Kupe and Blubboz - Which one is your favorite?
How big are BDP5s pockets?
Don't you wish you lived in Pittsburgh instead of the other side of the state?
Do you do well in live poker?
If poker was shutdown online what would you do?
R u backed?
How long have you been backed?
How did you start to get backed?
How often a week do you play (hours) before and now))?
Are you friends with jeffbeesdat and if so howd you become friends?
What is the most expensive thing you own other than a car or house?
A. What do you think about leading into a preflop raiser (with and without a hand)?
B. How do you play 20 bb's w A/rag in the hijack/cutoff/button (with antes)?
C. What's your range for flat calls in position post antes?
D. How often do you cbet and what would stop you from it?
E. What are the 2 indicators you look for in spotting a weaker player?
F. What's your approach to note taking?
G. Whats's your thoughts on timing tells? How fast do you intend to act?
H. Versus laggy players do you prefer to call in position or 3-bet lighter than normal?
I. Do your preflop opens stay consistent or do you change it up?
J. You flat w A/Jo vs regular tag villain open from the cutoff/button(both of you at 40+bb's). Flop comes K/J/4 rainbow. He cbets 2/3 pot, what's your play for the most part for the hand?
K. What do you look for in regards to possibly backing a player?
You're the shit. GL this summer!
net worth ?
- Most hated poker forum slang?
- Most feared opponent (doesnt mean you have to fear them, but who, if anyone, do you try and steer clear of)?
- Nittiest player, both online and live?
- Worst player who somehow makes moneys?
- Best player who doesnt make moneys?
- How do you eat your steak?
- Hidden talent?
- Top 5 favorite online supah-stars?