Hey guys, I don't know how many people of you know me, but I'm ranked REALLY high (like top 41 or whatever... but who counts those kinds of things?)
So there I was, sitting in my bed grinding 33 dollar super turbos and raping heaps of cash. And just figured at least 55% of you were interested in like what i do on a day to day basis. So here we go girls and boys!
My name is Mark, and I'm super heaps. I grew up less than hella... I mean, i had some friends, or whatever, but not too many. They'd sometimes call me weird names, but not always, and i'd say stop but they wouldn't. So that was meh at best, and i was over it, but who cares about that. I think the major change in my life was when my one friend was like "Hey, mark, what are you doing?" and i said "Nothing" and he said "oh sick, you should play some no limit holdem" and i was like "ok." I never looked back.
So there I was in a $.50 USD rebuy and i didn't want to rebuy or addon incase i made the money and still lost money. I had Ace and Nine, and some guy bet me all in, but i just knew it so i called. He had double kings, and i turned an ace on the flop so he was drawing dead.
After that I won a lot of money at online poker and people regarded me as a big deal. The confidence boost lead me to multiple (if not more) beer pong wins. I was playing with a lot of confidence at the time, and i was making cups as though it was no ones business. I'm heaps.
So there i was, I had a computer, and an online pokerstars site (ubfulltiltpoker.pokerstars.org) and I just knew this was it... This was what I was into.
I feel like maybe I'm rambling, so let's just get to business girls! Ask me anything at all that you want. Don't hold back! Let's really get down to the nitty gritty that is Dipthrong...

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This space reserved for future question

Edit: Thought of it right away. Did you steal my hat in Aruba or was I just so drunk I took it off and walked away?

 

Originally Posted by I Spew Chips

On a scale of 1 to 14, how drunk are you?

Where were you born?

What do you drive?

Did you go to college/do you now? If so what is your major and how did you deal w classes and playin.

edit: lol level

lol sounds like a drunken post... =)

how did it feel to go on teh sickest heater ever?

AKs or 10-10?

mig.com or pearljammer?

<strike>on a scale of 1-10 how good looking am i </strike>if you were a girl, would you do me (look at profile pic)

Where is BPV and what the fuck is he doing right now?

 

Originally Posted by leftygrove

AKs or 10-10?

mig.com or pearljammer?

on a scale of 1-10 how good looking am i (look at profile pic)

I'd rather have the AKs. I am always happy to have two overcards and a potential flush draw, depending on the board.

1-10.. im not sure.. you're ugly as fuck

the question every female railbird wants to ask.........

how big is your penis in the following situations;

a) on the flop?
b) hof erect?
c) in an ice cold lake?

please answer truthfully it means a lot to many people

 

Originally Posted by ScottyWinn

Vanessa Russo... Tiffany Michelle...Kara Scott...Annette Obrestad...Freddy Deeb...Jennifer Harman...Annie Duke...Kathy Leibert F*** One Marry One Kill One Fight One Back One

I would marry PokerJamers... we get along VERY well.

I would kill BPV3... i can't beat him at beer pong

I would fight CrazySavage... bc he's funny

I would back LordHutty

 

Originally Posted by Iplaythabored

Who is your favorite horse?

Weed or addy?

What is the next overused phrase gonna be?

Gags30

Addy

"PGHfan rapes"

6 cup or 10 cup beer pong?

swatting bounces allowed?

same throw team hits same cup do they get cups back?

im sorry you cant beat me at beer pong but im sure you would crush me in chocolate jello wrestling

if both benson and i were crashing in ur living room, making a mess of everything, and drinking all ur beer, which one of us would u kick out 1st?

like, what I gotta do to get heaps of beebs from noob bleebs?

A. What do you think about leading into a preflop raiser (with and without a hand)?

B. How do you play 20 bb's w A/rag in the hijack/cutoff/button (with antes)?

C. What's your range for flat calls in position post antes?

D. How often do you cbet and what would stop you from it?
E. What are the 2 indicators you look for in spotting a weaker player?

F. What's your approach to note taking?

G. Whats's your thoughts on timing tells? How fast do you intend to act?

H. Versus laggy players do you prefer to call in position or 3-bet lighter than normal?

I. Do your preflop opens stay consistent or do you change it up?

J. You flat w A/Jo vs regular tag villain open from the cutoff/button(both of you at 40+bb's). Flop comes K/J/4 rainbow. He cbets 2/3 pot, what's your play for the most part for the hand?

K. What do you look for in regards to possibly backing a player?

You're the shit. GL this summer!

Over/under on how long a fight between me and you would last.

over/under on how long a fight between me and you would last if I had a knife