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  1. dipthrong dipthrong is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 9:54pm)

    Hey guys, I don't know how many people of you know me, but I'm ranked REALLY high (like top 41 or whatever... but who counts those kinds of things?)
    So there I was, sitting in my bed grinding 33 dollar super turbos and raping heaps of cash. And just figured at least 55% of you were interested in like what i do on a day to day basis. So here we go girls and boys!
    My name is Mark, and I'm super heaps. I grew up less than hella... I mean, i had some friends, or whatever, but not too many. They'd sometimes call me weird names, but not always, and i'd say stop but they wouldn't. So that was meh at best, and i was over it, but who cares about that. I think the major change in my life was when my one friend was like "Hey, mark, what are you doing?" and i said "Nothing" and he said "oh sick, you should play some no limit holdem" and i was like "ok." I never looked back.
    So there I was in a $.50 USD rebuy and i didn't want to rebuy or addon incase i made the money and still lost money. I had Ace and Nine, and some guy bet me all in, but i just knew it so i called. He had double kings, and i turned an ace on the flop so he was drawing dead.
    After that I won a lot of money at online poker and people regarded me as a big deal. The confidence boost lead me to multiple (if not more) beer pong wins. I was playing with a lot of confidence at the time, and i was making cups as though it was no ones business. I'm heaps.
    So there i was, I had a computer, and an online pokerstars site (ubfulltiltpoker.pokerstars.org) and I just knew this was it... This was what I was into.
    I feel like maybe I'm rambling, so let's just get to business girls! Ask me anything at all that you want. Don't hold back! Let's really get down to the nitty gritty that is Dipthrong...
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  2. TheNephew TheNephew is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 9:57pm) in reply to dipthrong

    hof
  3. ronkend ronkend is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 9:58pm) in reply to TheNephew

    first!
  4. I Spew Chips I Spew Chips is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 9:59pm) in reply to TheNephew

    On a scale of 1 to 14, how drunk are you?

    Where were you born?

    What do you drive?

    Did you go to college/do you now? If so what is your major and how did you deal w classes and playin.

    edit: lol level
  5. IbizaCF3 IbizaCF3 is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:00pm) in reply to dipthrong

    o.

    m.

    g.

    This space reserved for future question

    Edit: Thought of it right away. Did you steal my hat in Aruba or was I just so drunk I took it off and walked away?
  6. crzysavage crzysavage is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:00pm) in reply to dipthrong

    solid thread

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  7. xxCelticFCxx xxCelticFCxx is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:01pm) in reply to I Spew Chips

     
    Originally Posted by I Spew Chips View Post

    On a scale of 1 to 14, how drunk are you?

    Where were you born?

    What do you drive?

    Did you go to college/do you now? If so what is your major and how did you deal w classes and playin.

    edit: lol level

    lol sounds like a drunken post... =)

    how did it feel to go on teh sickest heater ever?
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  8. dipthrong dipthrong is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:04pm) in reply to I Spew Chips

     
    Originally Posted by I Spew Chips View Post

    On a scale of 1 to 14, how drunk are you?

    Where were you born?

    What do you drive?

    Did you go to college/do you now? If so what is your major and how did you deal w classes and playin.

    I am a 0. I drank a lot while I was growing up and have since grown up and realized the immaturity of binge drinking.

    I was born in Philadelphia, USA.

    I don't drive often, but when i do... what kind of question is that? grow up.

    I went to college for a little, but then I played no limit texas holdem and decided math 030 wasn't for me.
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  9. leftygrove leftygrove is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:16pm) in reply to dipthrong

    AKs or 10-10?

    mig.com or pearljammer?

    <strike>on a scale of 1-10 how good looking am i </strike>if you were a girl, would you do me (look at profile pic)
  10. ScottyWinn ScottyWinn is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:17pm) in reply to crzysavage

    Vanessa Russo... Tiffany Michelle...Kara Scott...Annette Obrestad...Freddy Deeb...Jennifer Harman...Annie Duke...Kathy Leibert F*** One Marry One Kill One Fight One Back One
  11. texasjesus texasjesus is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:20pm) in reply to dipthrong

    Where is BPV and what the fuck is he doing right now?
  12. herbstreet24 herbstreet24 is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:22pm) in reply to dipthrong

    If u could bang any woman in poker who would it be?
  13. dipthrong dipthrong is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:22pm) in reply to leftygrove

     
    Originally Posted by leftygrove View Post

    AKs or 10-10?

    mig.com or pearljammer?

    on a scale of 1-10 how good looking am i (look at profile pic)

    I'd rather have the AKs. I am always happy to have two overcards and a potential flush draw, depending on the board.

    1-10.. im not sure.. you're ugly as fuck
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  14. leftygrove leftygrove is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:25pm) in reply to dipthrong

     
    Originally Posted by dipthrong View Post

    you're ugly as fuck

    zomg im going to get a backer for the 100r and gank you for that comment

    sry no more questions
  15. bantersaurus bantersaurus is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:26pm) in reply to ScottyWinn

    the question every female railbird wants to ask.........

    how big is your penis in the following situations;

    a) on the flop?
    b) hof erect?
    c) in an ice cold lake?

    please answer truthfully it means a lot to many people
  16. Iplaythabored Iplaythabored is offline ghost writer

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:26pm) in reply to dipthrong

    Who is your favorite horse?

    Weed or addy?

    What is the next overused phrase gonna be?
     
  17. dipthrong dipthrong is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:27pm) in reply to ScottyWinn

     
    Originally Posted by ScottyWinn View Post

    Vanessa Russo... Tiffany Michelle...Kara Scott...Annette Obrestad...Freddy Deeb...Jennifer Harman...Annie Duke...Kathy Leibert F*** One Marry One Kill One Fight One Back One

    I would marry PokerJamers... we get along VERY well.

    I would kill BPV3... i can't beat him at beer pong

    I would fight CrazySavage... bc he's funny

    I would back LordHutty
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  18. dipthrong dipthrong is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:29pm) in reply to bantersaurus

     
    Originally Posted by bantersaurus View Post

    the question every female railbird wants to ask.........

    how big is your penis in the following situations;

    a) on the flop?
    b) hof erect?
    c) in an ice cold lake?

    please answer truthfully it means a lot to many people

    This seems like its not even close to poker related.
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  19. dipthrong dipthrong is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:30pm) in reply to Iplaythabored

     
    Originally Posted by Iplaythabored View Post

    Who is your favorite horse?

    Weed or addy?

    What is the next overused phrase gonna be?

    Gags30

    Addy

    "PGHfan rapes"
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  20. andressoprano andressoprano is offline whaddya think of my game?

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:31pm) in reply to dipthrong

    .................................................. ...

    I'll come up with a question later, so far I just want to thank you for your help, it was a blast and learned a lot ( and we made some money during our 2 days long backing deal, lol)
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  21. cmkpics cmkpics is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:32pm) in reply to dipthrong

    6 cup or 10 cup beer pong?

    swatting bounces allowed?

    same throw team hits same cup do they get cups back?

    im sorry you cant beat me at beer pong but im sure you would crush me in chocolate jello wrestling
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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:42pm) in reply to dipthrong

    Hey Mark ime sure i read somewhere u spent your earings on a house and some other solid investments? care to elaberate

    where and when did u build your roll (site, stakes, cash, mtts or sngs?)

    u gonna get a career or just be a degen (ime a degen, i dont wanna sound condescending)

    are u old enough to play live? if yes had any scores yet, differences you care to mention between online/live

    thx for jumping down the well. p5s loves you!! best of luck on and off the tables
  23. jshark4 jshark4 is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:43pm) in reply to dipthrong

    if both benson and i were crashing in ur living room, making a mess of everything, and drinking all ur beer, which one of us would u kick out 1st?
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  24. plz_stop_cookin plz_stop_cookin is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:45pm) in reply to cmkpics

    Matt Kupe and Blubboz - Which one is your favorite?

    How big are BDP5s pockets?

    Don't you wish you lived in Pittsburgh instead of the other side of the state?

    Do you do well in live poker?

    If poker was shutdown online what would you do?
  25. CeJeH CeJeH is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:48pm) in reply to plz_stop_cookin

    like, what I gotta do to get heaps of beebs from noob bleebs?
     
  26. Garrr Garrr is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:49pm) in reply to cmkpics

    R u backed?

    How long have you been backed?

    How did you start to get backed?

    How often a week do you play (hours) before and now))?

    Are you friends with jeffbeesdat and if so howd you become friends?

    What is the most expensive thing you own other than a car or house?
  27. SyphonSoul SyphonSoul is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:49pm) in reply to CeJeH

    A. What do you think about leading into a preflop raiser (with and without a hand)?

    B. How do you play 20 bb's w A/rag in the hijack/cutoff/button (with antes)?

    C. What's your range for flat calls in position post antes?

    D. How often do you cbet and what would stop you from it?
    E. What are the 2 indicators you look for in spotting a weaker player?

    F. What's your approach to note taking?

    G. Whats's your thoughts on timing tells? How fast do you intend to act?

    H. Versus laggy players do you prefer to call in position or 3-bet lighter than normal?

    I. Do your preflop opens stay consistent or do you change it up?

    J. You flat w A/Jo vs regular tag villain open from the cutoff/button(both of you at 40+bb's). Flop comes K/J/4 rainbow. He cbets 2/3 pot, what's your play for the most part for the hand?

    K. What do you look for in regards to possibly backing a player?

    You're the shit. GL this summer!
     
  28. bdubz9180 bdubz9180 is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:52pm) in reply to SyphonSoul

    net worth ?
  29. Gags30 Gags30 is offline

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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:54pm) in reply to SyphonSoul

    Over/under on how long a fight between me and you would last.

    over/under on how long a fight between me and you would last if I had a knife
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    May 15th, 2009 (5/15/2009 10:57pm) in reply to bdubz9180

    1. Most hated poker forum slang?
    2. Most feared opponent (doesnt mean you have to fear them, but who, if anyone, do you try and steer clear of)?
    3. Nittiest player, both online and live?
    4. Worst player who somehow makes moneys?
    5. Best player who doesnt make moneys?
    6. How do you eat your steak?
    7. Hidden talent?
    8. Top 5 favorite online supah-stars?
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