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what do u like to do before an online session

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  1. Deal4Us Deal4Us is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 2:13pm)

    i like to have about 3 or 4 cocktails to get me in the right mood then i put on some hard rock music and then just let the cards come to me...i find that i could last longer in a tourney when im drunk then if im sober because i have more patience. what do u all like to do
  2. yjbrewer yjbrewer is offline

    Rapid City, SD
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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 2:14pm) in reply to Deal4Us

    dry masterbation and a glass of wine or beer
  3. CrownMyCoke CrownMyCoke is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 2:16pm) in reply to Deal4Us

    Come to PD and murderer anyone who makes dumb posts or reposts the same thing 10x.
  4. Slickster998 Slickster998 is offline

    Hampstead, MD
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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 2:44pm) in reply to CrownMyCoke

    Bong hit, holding bong hit, shot of crown, chug blue moon, release bonghit, finally cough. Then 12 table 200nl.
  5. kingp1n kingp1n is offline

    Austin, TX
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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 3:08pm) in reply to Slickster998

    wake up
     
  6. stlouis6 stlouis6 is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 3:17pm) in reply to kingp1n

    drugs
     
  7. 85off 85off is offline

    Philadelphia, PA
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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 3:51pm) in reply to stlouis6

    gym and run. get blood flowing , and cook lunch
  8. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

    Chicago, IL
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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 3:55pm) in reply to 85off

    beatoff... seriously.... i'm way chill after and play better....
  9. unfknbelievable unfknbelievable is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 4:02pm) in reply to BigEarn7

    take a shower
  10. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 4:03pm) in reply to unfknbelievable

    beat off and shower, smoke a bowl
  11. tcstunna tcstunna is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 4:12pm) in reply to Cmoney3

    i smoke a blunt
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  12. Wiscomurray Wiscomurray is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 4:14pm) in reply to Cmoney3

    smoke copius amounts of pot
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  13. cds5059 cds5059 is offline

    Spring, TX
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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 4:46pm) in reply to Deal4Us

    jack off is #1 priority
  14. andersd andersd is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 5:19pm) in reply to Deal4Us

    The answers here are hilarious. But I agree. Why not spank the monkey before sitting down for a longtime. Sometimes I even spank my monkey while playing tournaments.
  15. Reynolds XO Reynolds XO is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 5:21pm) in reply to andersd

    Back when i used to grind sng's I got a tremendous jingle in my bone that i had to satisfy. so here i am 17 tabling $27 turbos and beatin it at the same time. true story
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  16. OneUglyMoFo OneUglyMoFo is offline

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 5:57pm) in reply to Deal4Us

    you all disgust me.....but i guess im disgusting too...weed+masterbation+poker =heaven
  17. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Aug 7th, 2007 (8/7/2007 6:05pm) in reply to OneUglyMoFo

    jerking off + trying to play at the same time is definetly -EV. I no longer do it.
  18. poncho veelo poncho veelo is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 1:30am) in reply to Cmoney3

    shotgun style
  19. u4t2g0 u4t2g0 is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 2:07am) in reply to Deal4Us

    these post are all just so tru, there is nuthing better than fresh shower in the morning obviously after a bowl hit then shower then cook food continued with a blunt mostlikely the new grape dutch ,,,, ohhhhh of course there will hopefully always be nugs in the grape just for the duthces sake. Then its off to multi table HU matches WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
  20. mgerman23 mgerman23 is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 5:15am) in reply to Cmoney3

    Wake up, gym, shower, eat, dump, poker. But on most days Im just lazy and roll out of bed register for tourneys then piss and make lunch.
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  21. DCal Zone DCal Zone is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 5:37am) in reply to Deal4Us

    used to smoke weed, but now I just jerkoff. Much healthier and I'm pretty sure I think better.
     
  22. doctor rudy doctor rudy is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 1:10pm) in reply to Deal4Us

    I like to cook a healthy sized bowl of elbows and than add a little gruyere cheese and presidente butter> Throw on a little garlic and pepper and voila.
     
  23. Binksy Binksy is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 1:13pm) in reply to doctor rudy

    I beat off my dog. Keeps him quite y'know.
  24. FozzBear FozzBear is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 1:25pm) in reply to Binksy

    LMAO spit all over my monitor taking a hit and reading that post Binksy
  25. JWeb777 JWeb777 is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 2:02pm) in reply to Deal4Us

    Get a blumpkin
     
  26. bravecow bravecow is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 3:29pm) in reply to andersd

    Spank Monkey while playing tourneys ^^^^ Lool.
    I hope this doesnt have a tainted gay voyuer eye...
  27. bad grr bad grr is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 3:34pm) in reply to JWeb777

    I've never smoked marijuana, how does it help your poker playing abilities?
  28. Imustcall Imustcall is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 3:54pm) in reply to JWeb777

    I get pissed off at my wife, no sex or masturbation for 3 weeks and read the Bible to convince myself that I am a sinner. Nothing like playing pissed, frustrated and with nothing to lose.
  29. bravecow bravecow is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 3:56pm) in reply to doctor rudy

    Italiano
  30. OGPokerman OGPokerman is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2007 (8/8/2007 4:08pm) in reply to Imustcall

    i like to laugh and point at people who drink when they play....and hopefully i am seated to their left. lol, as long as your having fun i guess...gl

    I like to have a smoke and a pepsi/cherry coke i hr before i start playin so that i can successfully take a fat dump 15 minutes before the tourney begins.

    Takes patience but with much practice, regularity can be obtained to the minute!
     
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