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What is the dumbest thing anyone has said to you

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  1. witz317 witz317 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 2:59am)

    When discussing poker having no clue. To me yest, 'you should just play blackjack you can make way more money doing that'
     
  2. swd805 swd805 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 3:06am) in reply to witz317

    that tournament poker is a skill game
  3. shrewdabom86 shrewdabom86 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 3:33am) in reply to witz317

    Anyone who has played against me has probably gotten some gems. Harmless and funny but yet incredibly dumb.

    -shrew
  4. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 3:35am) in reply to shrewdabom86

     
    Originally Posted by shrewdabom86 View Post

    Anyone who has played against me has probably gotten some gems. Harmless and funny but yet incredibly dumb.

    -shrew

    thanks for putting your name at the bottom, i wasn't quite sure who made the post despite it being listed 2 inches above your post.

    people signing posts counts as my dumbest thing i've ever heard/seen
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  5. swd805 swd805 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 4:11am) in reply to witz317

    ppl who care about ppl who sign their posts is probly the stupidest thing ive seen.
  6. rgballin rgballin is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 4:17am) in reply to witz317

    I must be better than that person because i lasted longer than them

    or

    Im better than that person because i took them out

    2 classics imo
  7. HaightMeNow HaightMeNow is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 4:30am) in reply to swd805

     
    Originally Posted by swd805 View Post

    ppl who care about ppl who sign their posts is probly the stupidest thing ive seen.

  8. U dont understand U dont understand is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 4:31am) in reply to mathclub

     
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

     
    Originally Posted by shrewdabom86 View Post

    Anyone who has played against me has probably gotten some gems. Harmless and funny but yet incredibly dumb.

    -shrew

    thanks for putting your name at the bottom, i wasn't quite sure who made the post despite it being listed 2 inches above your post.

    people signing posts counts as my dumbest thing i've ever heard/seen

    After lurking this forum for almost 2 years, I decided to open an account no long ago. Some of the regular contributors to P5's are great people, their inputs are priceless, contain very good poker advise ( special mention to Jennifear), or a great combination of the above mentioned and fun ( Bond18 ).

    Sadly, there are others who's posts are full of negativity, bad focused anger, bitterness, and often times just ignorance.

    Mathclub is a perfect representative of the second group.

    Jake
  9. Puggy82 Puggy82 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 5:11am) in reply to U dont understand

    Been a few threads like this in the past, but who cares it's a bit of fun.

    So to get the thread back on track (thanks for your input tho Mathclub)...

    "Doesn't matter if you have Aces, i have 2 cards and you have two cards, there are two outcomes, you win or i win, therefore it is 50/50 that i win."

    That one is my all time favourites, coming from a drunk noob in a casino in Glasgow.

    One from today which was more standard after i shoved AK for 11 bbs utg in the Tilt $150r @ 1k/2k 200 ante, and was called by the bb's KQs

    "What a terrible bet, talk about overplaying AK" - railtard.

    "How is it possible that i overplayed AK when i got called by an inferior hand?" - me

    "Just raise, you find out the same info for cheaper" - same railtard.

    At this point i realised i was talking to a railtard and stopped.
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  10. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 5:15am) in reply to witz317

    saw a guy make a 600 chip bet into a 3k pot and have one guy push his last 800. Bettor folded. I said "OMG, how the hell do you fold there". He said "Shut up idiot, I knew i was behind and saved chips". I shook my head for about 10 minutes after that one.
     
  11. HaightMeNow HaightMeNow is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 5:19am) in reply to Puggy82

    he obbvvv doesnt know who you are.
  12. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 5:26am) in reply to HaightMeNow

    someone told me if it wasnt for all the donkeys and terrible players on stars they would be a winning player
     
  13. U dont understand U dont understand is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 5:36am) in reply to witz317

    Some of the funniest comments and arguments I've ever read were typed in the chatbox of low stakes rebuy MTT's during the rebuy period.
  14. x walks x x walks x is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 5:48am) in reply to U dont understand

    x walks x: metagame in the $11
    Devout AA: who is that?
    x walks x: hes a top ranked pro
    Devout AA: wow
    kiwicobra: who?
    Devout AA: "metagame"?
  15. blingATL blingATL is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 7:11am) in reply to U dont understand

     
    Originally Posted by U dont understand View Post

    Some of the funniest comments and arguments I've ever read were typed in the chatbox of low stakes rebuy MTT's during the rebuy period.

    Indeed.
  16. Denty Denty is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 7:52am) in reply to witz317

    i like the rebuy comment. anything said by a 50 year old sitting on 1430 chips in the $3 rebuy during the rebuy period
     
  17. chicagocards1 chicagocards1 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 7:59am) in reply to witz317

    when people yell at me for gambling hardcore during rebuy hour calling me a donk
  18. tNaCarN tNaCarN is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 8:06am) in reply to witz317

    I had this idiot tell me that $1/2 online is easier to beat then 25nl because he can pickup tells when i told him he can maximize his win rate playing $25nl x 4 tables with his $500 roll then playing 2 Buyins worth of $1/2 He went broke and i don't plan on talking to him ever again to offer any advice over Ventrilo.
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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 8:09am) in reply to ntanygd760

     
    Originally Posted by ntanygd760 View Post

    someone told me if it wasnt for all the donkeys and terrible players on stars they would be a winning player

    "If it wasn't for luck, I would win all tournaments"
  20. aad aad is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 8:11am) in reply to Denty

    I love being called a donk when I shove 78 suited into 2 guys that BOTH have AK in the rebuy period - the board rags off and I pair my seven...
  21. TopOfNewYork TopOfNewYork is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 8:50am) in reply to aad

    "if you can re-buy in this tournament, how can someone win it?"

    - some chick in a 11r i think , was posted on here a couple months ago
  22. Roundelay Roundelay is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 8:55am) in reply to TopOfNewYork

    ^^^
    I lol'd at this.
  23. ITM_247 ITM_247 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 9:00am) in reply to Roundelay

    "it was suited"

    "wanna compare earnings?"

    "go search me on OPR"

    probably the 3 worst quotes i've ever heard

    -ITM_247 (hehehehe)
  24. U dont understand U dont understand is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 9:04am) in reply to ITM_247

     
    Originally Posted by ITM_247 View Post

    "it was suited"

    "wanna compare earnings?"

    "go search me on OPR"

    probably the 3 worst quotes i've ever heard

    -ITM_247 (hehehehe)

    WP, WP

    Jake
  25. toddm902 toddm902 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 9:12am) in reply to witz317

    one of my friends says that poker is 90% luck. I ask him if it is 90% luck how are there professional poker players. He just says that they are lucky.
  26. dudepuppet dudepuppet is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 11:09am) in reply to swd805

    ppl who care about ppl who sign their posts is probly the stupidest thing ive seen.

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    ^^^^^^ Co sign[quote=swd805;3480666]
  27. dudepuppet dudepuppet is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 11:11am) in reply to Puggy82

     
    Originally Posted by Puggy82 View Post

    Been a few threads like this in the past, but who cares it's a bit of fun.

    So to get the thread back on track (thanks for your input tho Mathclub)...

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^ CO sign
  28. MikeCaroJr MikeCaroJr is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 11:17am) in reply to witz317

    "Hes just a friend."
  29. pokerchief29 pokerchief29 is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 11:17am) in reply to swd805

     
    Originally Posted by swd805 View Post

    ppl who care about ppl who sign their posts is probly the stupidest thing ive seen.

    ppl who care about ppl who care about ppl that sign their posts is also up there
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    Oct 27th, 2008 (10/27/2008 11:43am) in reply to mathclub

     
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

     
    Originally Posted by shrewdabom86 View Post

    Anyone who has played against me has probably gotten some gems. Harmless and funny but yet incredibly dumb.

    -shrew

    thanks for putting your name at the bottom, i wasn't quite sure who made the post despite it being listed 2 inches above your post.

    people signing posts counts as my dumbest thing i've ever heard/seen

    second
     
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