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what if you win $1 million this Sunday?

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  1. Tacosontilt Tacosontilt is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2011 (3/4/2011 10:26pm) in reply to The Lab Rat

     
    Originally Posted by The Lab Rat View Post

    I'd turn into a Live Pro and be perma online poker

    yik
     
  2. clantaztic clantaztic is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2011 (3/4/2011 10:37pm) in reply to Tacosontilt

    quit my shitty job and try out playing full time finally. shit I'd do this if i hit a 50k score
    Edited By: clantaztic Mar 4th, 2011 at 10:38 PM
  3. retr0byte retr0byte is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2011 (3/4/2011 11:26pm) in reply to clantaztic

    i'd move to ibiza !!!
  4. socrates555 socrates555 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 12:48am) in reply to MakeMeMaster

     
    Originally Posted by MakeMeMaster View Post

    never ever play online poker again


    smtgh close to this.
    most deftl. it would be the end of the long grinding days, which I d kinda miss

    gl everyone
     
  5. BrianChina BrianChina is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 1:07am) in reply to socrates555

    About the lambo I just tried to find the t&c's about the tournament and couldn't find it except for the one page promotion screen. The only thing is says is "Please Note: There is no cash alternative for the Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4. If the tournament winner chooses not to take the car, it will be awarded to the 2nd place finisher, and so on."

    Some people say you can't sell it for two years. Then there's delivery. Will it be shipped to your home town or do you have to pay for that? If you can't seel can you rent it out or lease it?

    All these things should be explictly explained. If someone knows where it is please direct me to the url. I'd appreciate it. I'll send support an email too.
  6. CEHunt CEHunt is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 1:07am) in reply to BrianChina

    I would just cry because the money would be in my poker account and I could never get a check to clear my bank account. So it would be worthless.
  7. tarzan4 tarzan4 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 6:46am) in reply to CEHunt

    get some boats and hoes
    578 
  8. teamshizz teamshizz is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 6:59am) in reply to tarzan4

    i would buy google
     
  9. Bake Me A Bake Me A is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 7:36am) in reply to teamshizz

    Die of a heart attack or alcohol poisoning..hope that all my friends enjoyed my 24 year old life..
  10. gotzballz gotzballz is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 2:38pm) in reply to silkhandlez

    also, buy an iphone and put pocketfives as my home internet page so when I go out to the bars I could show off my 1 milli badge and slay hellas.
     
  11. Facenbeyond Facenbeyond is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 4:11pm) in reply to fratzner

    I would buy a replica model of the empire state building like 20 feet tall, buy a gorilla name it george and put it in my living room and make it throw bannanas at fat chics. Then I would play .25/.50 NLHE and go all in every hand for 3 weeks straight, lose it all...piss off george, he destroys my house and I go back to working at walmart. siiick
  12. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 4:38pm) in reply to teamshizz

     
    Originally Posted by teamshizz View Post

    i would buy google


    Google is going to run you quite a bit more than a million dollars.
    Edited By: wes_mc Mar 5th, 2011 at 04:41 PM
    Reason: but maybe they'll accept if you throw in the lambo?
  13. sXeffects sXeffects is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 7:48pm) in reply to wes_mc

    I wouldn't have the need to masturbate anymore, seriously.

    But obviously I would invest it and start some kind of business, probably a restaurant with a buddy that we're going to start. Just winning 1 million dollars would make that come true a lot quicker.
    Edited By: sXeffects Mar 5th, 2011 at 07:50 PM
  14. HyperspeedR HyperspeedR is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 9:55pm) in reply to loose_cannon_jj

    attempt to turn $1m into $1billion, greed ftw lol
  15. MrAlex MrAlex is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 10:38pm) in reply to HyperspeedR

    Not worry about variance,down swing,bad run,bad luck,tilt played any more.just weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    but I want the final table tomorrow, then it is more ralistisk then a dream!!!
  16. Resindog Resindog is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2011 (3/5/2011 11:06pm) in reply to MrAlex

    Take a dump on my boss's desk
  17. CPOner CPOner is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 12:58am) in reply to loose_cannon_jj

     
    Originally Posted by loose_cannon_jj View Post

    5 pages and no one has replied with the most obv answer of them all:

    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
    Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
    Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
    Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
    Peter Gibbons: Good point.

    lol i think u might want to re-read the first post.. OP mentions it
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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 6:59am) in reply to CPOner

    I would sheite myself.

    House, new handicapp van, invest.

    #winning
     
  19. Bake Me A Bake Me A is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 8:21am) in reply to slapshot

    I think there will be a cash option, but do you take the car or the cash option..I mean you won a milly (unless a deal was made), so do you just take the car and drive it for like a month then sell it..I hear there is like a 9 month waiting list..might be more value in selling it after..MSRP is 217k fwiw..
  20. bonflizubi bonflizubi is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 8:22am) in reply to Bake Me A

     
    Originally Posted by Bake Me A View Post

    I think there will be a cash option, but do you take the car or the cash option..I mean you won a milly (unless a deal was made), so do you just take the car and drive it for like a month then sell it..I hear there is like a 9 month waiting list..might be more value in selling it after..MSRP is 217k fwiw..


    there is no cash option. Read the rules. No cash option on this. If you pass, next guy gets it.
    Edited By: bonflizubi Mar 6th, 2011 at 08:24 AM
     
  21. LeedsJay LeedsJay is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 10:31am) in reply to bonflizubi

    my question is highly circumstantial but lets say there are 3 left on the FT. i am chipleader, we agree to a chop... but i dont want the car (but would take it if i cannot 'deal' it away) and 2nd and 3rd place players do, could i say , up my agreed payout by 100k-175k(half funded from each of 2nd and 3rds payouts) and i will pass the car down to one of you if i go on to claim first place, or is this not possible?
    Edited By: LeedsJay Mar 6th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
  22. MrAlex MrAlex is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 11:13am) in reply to bonflizubi

     
    Originally Posted by bonflizubi View Post

    there is no cash option. Read the rules. No cash option on this. If you pass, next guy gets it.

    If every one in the money pass,go car to the next guy who not got to the money?
  23. Poker Orifice Poker Orifice is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 11:16am) in reply to sunnie78

    Keep half & give the other half to P5's (in trade for a $2mil badge)
  24. RaizeeDaisy RaizeeDaisy is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 1:08pm) in reply to MrAlex

     
    Originally Posted by MrAlex View Post

    If every one in the money pass,go car to the next guy who not got to the money?

    This is a stupid question
  25. MrAlex MrAlex is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 1:30pm) in reply to RaizeeDaisy

     
    Originally Posted by RaizeeDaisy View Post

    This is a stupid question

    wow, you are very intelligent..
  26. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 2:45pm) in reply to MrAlex

    Put 150k away for my daughters college

    Buy a modest house

    Buy a modest car

    Buy my daughter a pony.

    Call my baby mom and laugh.
  27. CEHunt CEHunt is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 4:08pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    Buy some Tiger Blood!

    Duh, Winning!
  28. MRosenello MRosenello is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 4:17pm) in reply to CEHunt

    Spend the next two weeks trying to convince people that I am not a MAer. Considering I have only played 4 tournys on stars, all 25 cent 45 mans.
  29. RedIceRap RedIceRap is offline Moderator

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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 5:05pm) in reply to sunnie78

     
    Originally Posted by deadeyehank View Post

    cheat on my wife


     
    Originally Posted by sunnie78 View Post

    your a dick


    Hehe
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    Mar 6th, 2011 (3/6/2011 5:33pm) in reply to RedIceRap

    "CAN'T WAIT"
     
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