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  1. when i dont play a pot and would have flopped the nuts and see all this action makes go completely bonkers. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Whatta bout you?
  2. anyone one with the first name rosie speaking on tv
  3. lets see...

    1. when i dont win a race over the course of 5 months

    2. when i cant win an 80/20 ever (me 80 obv.) ...its sad, most please give out sigh of relief when they flip over AK vs KQ all in pre......i cringe and sweat....

    3. when i flop the nuts with 4 in the pot, check it down to the river, which brings possible flushes and straights, and still dont get action...

    umm....

    i dont think this site has enough bandwith, so ill stop here...
  4. sorta like this... do you guys call here? No real reads on these momos. I know it is not the nuts but same point.

    pokerstars Game #9736478110: Tournament #48888274, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1500/3000) - 2007/05/03 - 21:43:34 (ET)
    Table '48888274 53' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: toni1200 (122468 in chips)
    Seat 2: waid (34642 in chips)
    Seat 3: jockney123 (45276 in chips)
    Seat 4: HeVoBie (20595 in chips)
    Seat 5: Zoppi (116340 in chips)
    Seat 6: tone662 (20839 in chips)
    Seat 7: cuthroat187 (35287 in chips)
    Seat 8: olaf4444 (181440 in chips)
    Seat 9: zeenote (10300 in chips)
    toni1200: posts the ante 150
    waid: posts the ante 150
    jockney123: posts the ante 150
    HeVoBie: posts the ante 150
    Zoppi: posts the ante 150
    tone662: posts the ante 150
    cuthroat187: posts the ante 150
    olaf4444: posts the ante 150
    zeenote: posts the ante 150
    olaf4444: posts small blind 1500
    zeenote: posts big blind 3000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to cuthroat187 [7s 7d]
    toni1200: raises 6000 to 9000
    waid: folds
    jockney123: folds
    HeVoBie: folds
    Zoppi: folds
    tone662: raises 11689 to 20689 and is all-in
    cuthroat187: folds
    olaf4444: folds
    zeenote: folds
    toni1200: calls 11689
    *** FLOP *** [3c 4d 4h]
    *** TURN *** [3c 4d 4h] [4s]
    *** RIVER *** [3c 4d 4h 4s] [Qs]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    toni1200: shows [Ah Kc] (three of a kind, Fours)
    tone662: shows [Jh As] (three of a kind, Fours - lower kicker)
    toni1200 collected 47228 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 47228 | Rake 0
    Board [3c 4d 4h 4s Qs]
    Seat 1: toni1200 showed [Ah Kc] and won (47228) with three of a kind, Fours
    Seat 2: waid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: jockney123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: HeVoBie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Zoppi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: tone662 showed [Jh As] and lost with three of a kind, Fours
    Seat 7: cuthroat187 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: olaf4444 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: zeenote (big blind) folded before Flop
    Thread Starter
  5. if i call, flop would be AAA, turn A, river A....
  6. lol
    Thread Starter
  7. pokerstars Game #9703052930: Tournament #49239095, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/05/01 - 18:34:34 (ET)
    Table '49239095 15' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: TeoGalaxy (1795 in chips)
    Seat 2: brratdown (2675 in chips)
    Seat 3: pinkdad (3265 in chips)
    Seat 4: jolly13jumpe (710 in chips)
    Seat 5: IPLAYFUNNY (3305 in chips)
    Seat 6: gbones007 (1735 in chips)
    Seat 7: jimbones78 (1410 in chips)
    Seat 8: GwfZocker (1315 in chips)
    Seat 9: hajen41 (3800 in chips)
    GwfZocker: posts small blind 15
    hajen41: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to jimbones78 [As Ah]
    TeoGalaxy: calls 30
    brratdown: folds
    pinkdad: calls 30
    jolly13jumpe: raises 680 to 710 and is all-in
    IPLAYFUNNY: folds
    gbones007: calls 710
    jimbones78: raises 700 to 1410 and is all-in
    GwfZocker: folds
    hajen41: folds
    TeoGalaxy: folds
    pinkdad: folds
    gbones007: calls 700
    *** FLOP *** [8d 6d Kd]
    *** TURN *** [8d 6d Kd] [Tc]
    *** RIVER *** [8d 6d Kd Tc] [Qs]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gbones007: shows [Qc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
    jimbones78: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
    gbones007 collected 1400 from side pot
    jolly13jumpe: shows [Kh Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
    jolly13jumpe collected 2235 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3635 Main pot 2235. Side pot 1400. | Rake 0
    Board [8d 6d Kd Tc Qs]
    Seat 1: TeoGalaxy folded before Flop
    Seat 2: brratdown folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: pinkdad folded before Flop
    Seat 4: jolly13jumpe showed [Kh Kc] and won (2235) with three of a kind, Kings
    Seat 5: IPLAYFUNNY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: gbones007 showed [Qc Ks] and won (1400) with two pair, Kings and Queens
    Seat 7: jimbones78 (button) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 8: GwfZocker (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: hajen41 (big blind) folded before Flop
  8. Being card dead for an hour, only to pick up AA in the Big Blind, and everyone folding.
  9. easily the thing that tilts me the most is when I play with a fish for about 1-2 hours trying to bust them and I end up making a bad play or read and they stack me.
  10. Misplaying hands like this one at the local casion last nite
    Where i feel i played likke a donkey
    1/3 no limmit 100 buy in Everyones got like 150

    Hero( k9 clubs preflop bet 9 dollars
    Villian ( a 6 hearts calls 9
    Villian ( q 10 Of) calls 9
    flop is 986 ( 2 clubs

    Viliian *(a6 bets 20
    Villian ( q 10 calls 20
    Herro K9 clubs Smoooth calls 20 ( Horrible plays by meee

    Turn 8 hearts

    Villian a6 bets 16
    villian q 10 calls 16
    Hero k9 flush draw top pair Calls 16 ewowow \

    ERRRRIVER 7
    Villian a6 bets 20
    Villian Q 10 smoth calls 20
    I calls 20 to lose to the straight onthe river
  11. folding when i would have flopped Quads...and Rosie odonnell
     
  12. http://www.pokerhand.org/?1060127

    http://www.pokerhand.org/?1060077 this might be one of the sickest beats someone could take
  13. pokerstars Game #9737033717: Tournament #48888274, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (3000/6000) - 2007/05/03 - 22:18:44 (ET)
    Table '48888274 53' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: toni1200 (114718 in chips)
    Seat 2: waid (76288 in chips)
    Seat 3: elias22 (37052 in chips)
    Seat 4: paulo38 (71984 in chips)
    Seat 5: lilgreg1 (171914 in chips)
    Seat 6: RParker (77835 in chips)
    Seat 7: cuthroat187 (156874 in chips)
    Seat 8: olaf4444 (221745 in chips)
    Seat 9: steefke (152804 in chips)
    toni1200: posts the ante 300
    waid: posts the ante 300
    elias22: posts the ante 300
    paulo38: posts the ante 300
    lilgreg1: posts the ante 300
    RParker: posts the ante 300
    cuthroat187: posts the ante 300
    olaf4444: posts the ante 300
    steefke: posts the ante 300
    elias22: posts small blind 3000
    paulo38: posts big blind 6000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to cuthroat187 [Qs Qd]
    lilgreg1: folds
    RParker: folds
    cuthroat187: raises 12075 to 18075
    olaf4444: folds
    steefke: folds
    toni1200: calls 18075
    waid: folds
    elias22: folds
    paulo38: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Kd 7d Ts]
    cuthroat187: checks
    toni1200: bets 12000
    cuthroat187: calls 12000
    *** TURN *** [Kd 7d Ts] [2c]
    cuthroat187: checks
    toni1200: bets 84343 and is all-in
    cuthroat187: folds
    toni1200 collected 71850 from pot
    toni1200: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 71850 | Rake 0
    Board [Kd 7d Ts 2c]
    Seat 1: toni1200 collected (71850)
    Seat 2: waid (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: elias22 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: paulo38 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: lilgreg1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: RParker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: cuthroat187 folded on the Turn
    Seat 8: olaf4444 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: steefke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Thread Starter
  14. Losing to a 3 card suck-out on the turn. Why can't it happen on the flop and be done with it?
  15. heads up PLO i need to quit playing that
  16. when my aces get cracked and i didnt slow play them
  17. I forgot to mention my in laws . if your inlaws dont put u on tilt no one can
  18. The only times I seem to tilt is when my wife turns on Judging Amy while Im trying to play in the afternoons.
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  19. when some fish makes a horrible call and sucks out on me, and then types in the chat box "thats poker".
  20. getting dealt KK
     
  21. Everything puts me on tilt. I swear to god you will not find someone unluckier than me. I guarantee it.
  22. ditto
  23. Full Tilt Poker Game #2347438161: $10,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (17316757), Table 6 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:30:18 ET - 2007/05/04
    Seat 1: flushnut37 (9,790)
    Seat 2: Doc_Zoidberg (12,711)
    Seat 3: HiGHinCOLO (6,195)
    Seat 4: gorbhan (23,126)
    Seat 5: RICHMAN13 (10,490)
    Seat 6: Nidaba (3,725)
    Seat 7: myzislow (18,855)
    Seat 8: diverboy (23,193)
    Seat 9: zarfran (22,535)
    flushnut37 antes 25
    Doc_Zoidberg antes 25
    HiGHinCOLO antes 25
    gorbhan antes 25
    RICHMAN13 antes 25
    Nidaba antes 25
    myzislow antes 25
    diverboy antes 25
    zarfran antes 25
    diverboy posts the small blind of 150
    zarfran posts the big blind of 300
    The button is in seat #7
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to myzislow [7d 7c]
    flushnut37 folds
    Doc_Zoidberg folds
    HiGHinCOLO folds
    gorbhan folds
    RICHMAN13 folds
    Nidaba folds
    myzislow raises to 900
    diverboy calls 750
    zarfran folds
    *** FLOP *** [2d 3s 8h]
    diverboy bets 2,325
    myzislow raises to 17,930, and is all in
    diverboy calls 15,605
    myzislow shows [7d 7c]
    diverboy shows [Kd Qs]
    *** TURN *** [2d 3s 8h] [3c]
    *** RIVER *** [2d 3s 8h 3c] [Qd]
    myzislow shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
    diverboy shows two pair, Queens and Threes
    diverboy wins the pot (38,185) with two pair, Queens and Threes
    myzislow stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 38,185 | Rake 0
    Board: [2d 3s 8h 3c Qd]
    Seat 1: flushnut37 folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: Doc_Zoidberg folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: HiGHinCOLO folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: gorbhan folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: RICHMAN13 folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: Nidaba folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: myzislow (button) showed [7d 7c] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Threes
    Seat 8: diverboy (small blind) showed [Kd Qs] and won (38,185) with two pair, Queens and Threes
    Seat 9: zarfran (big blind) folded before the Flop
  24. Stop N Gos. I F$%king hate them. Especially when you read them right and lose anyways....

    Full Tilt Poker Game #2346945751: FTOPS Hold'em Avatar Race (17168587), Table 3 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:22:46 ET - 2007/05/03
    Seat 1: PearlJammed (1,110)
    Seat 2: ISPEWCHIPS (2,035)
    Seat 4: UntiltDotCom (1,750)
    Seat 5: run that game (5,180)
    Seat 6: ShakyGoodnss (3,240)
    Seat 7: SBRounder (1,555)
    Seat 8: Arbianight (2,395)
    Seat 9: OSUBuckMan (5,150)
    PearlJammed posts the small blind of 50
    ISPEWCHIPS posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #9
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ShakyGoodnss [Kc Ad]
    UntiltDotCom raises to 200
    ShakyGoodnss: nh, is that what you were waiting for when you folded your 200 raise earlier?
    run that game folds
    ShakyGoodnss: ;-)
    ShakyGoodnss raises to 600
    SBRounder folds
    Arbianight folds
    OSUBuckMan folds
    PearlJammed folds
    ISPEWCHIPS folds
    UntiltDotCom calls 400
    *** FLOP *** [2d 9d Jc]
    UntiltDotCom bets 1,150, and is all in
    ShakyGoodnss calls 1,150
    UntiltDotCom shows [As Qd]
    ShakyGoodnss shows [Kc Ad]
    *** TURN *** [2d 9d Jc] [Js]
    *** RIVER *** [2d 9d Jc Js] [Qh]
    UntiltDotCom shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
    ShakyGoodnss shows a pair of Jacks
    UntiltDotCom wins the pot (3,650) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
    ShakyGoodnss: ....................
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3,650 | Rake 0
    Board: [2d 9d Jc Js Qh]
    Seat 1: PearlJammed (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: ISPEWCHIPS (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: UntiltDotCom showed [As Qd] and won (3,650) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
    Seat 5: run that game didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: ShakyGoodnss showed [Kc Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 7: SBRounder didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: Arbianight didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 9: OSUBuckMan (button) didn't bet (folded)
  25. Please understand this is at the tail end of one of the worst days i have had in a long time. I don't mind a beat here and there but when they come in such an evil swarm i can't stand it.

    pokerstars Game #9739928911: Tournament #49426707, $36+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/05/04 - 02:14:01 (ET)

    Table '49426707 1' 6-max Seat #2 is the button

    Seat 1: PokerBaboo (2745 in chips)

    Seat 2: afignewton (565 in chips)

    Seat 3: Dage99 (3645 in chips)

    Seat 5: Wyoming222 (875 in chips)

    Seat 6: SeXyLuTiN (1170 in chips)

    Dage99: posts small blind 50

    Wyoming222: posts big blind 100

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to Wyoming222 [4c 4s]

    SeXyLuTiN: raises 400 to 500

    PokerBaboo: folds

    afignewton: folds

    Dage99: calls 450

    Wyoming222: folds

    *** FLOP *** [4d Ks 3c]

    Dage99: bets 100

    SeXyLuTiN: raises 570 to 670 and is all-in

    Dage99: folds

    SeXyLuTiN collected 1300 from pot

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 1300 | Rake 0

    Board [4d Ks 3c]

    Seat 1: PokerBaboo folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Seat 2: afignewton (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Seat 3: Dage99 (small blind) folded on the Flop

    Seat 5: Wyoming222 (big blind) folded before Flop

    Seat 6: SeXyLuTiN collected (1300)

    PokerStars Game #9739933047: Tournament #49426707, $36+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/05/04 - 02:14:32 (ET)

    Table '49426707 1' 6-max Seat #3 is the button

    Seat 1: PokerBaboo (2745 in chips)

    Seat 2: afignewton (565 in chips)

    Seat 3: Dage99 (3045 in chips)

    Seat 5: Wyoming222 (775 in chips)

    Seat 6: SeXyLuTiN (1870 in chips)

    Wyoming222: posts small blind 50

    SeXyLuTiN: posts big blind 100

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to Wyoming222 [Ad As]

    Wyoming222 said, "i had 44 i'm running so fn bad"

    PokerBaboo: calls 100

    afignewton: folds

    Dage99: folds

    Wyoming222 said, "omg"

    Wyoming222 said, "tell me you had KK"

    Wyoming222: raises 200 to 300

    SeXyLuTiN: calls 200

    PokerBaboo: calls 200

    *** FLOP *** [5s 2c 7h]

    Wyoming222: bets 475 and is all-in

    SeXyLuTiN: raises 1095 to 1570 and is all-in

    PokerBaboo: folds

    Wyoming222 said, "LOL"

    *** TURN *** [5s 2c 7h] [4c]

    *** RIVER *** [5s 2c 7h 4c] [7c]

    Wyoming222 said, "3"

    *** SHOW DOWN ***

    Wyoming222: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)

    SeXyLuTiN: shows [2s 2h] (a full house, Deuces full of Sevens)

    SeXyLuTiN collected 1850 from pot

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 1850 | Rake 0

    Board [5s 2c 7h 4c 7c]

    Seat 1: PokerBaboo folded on the Flop

    Seat 2: afignewton folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Seat 3: Dage99 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Seat 5: Wyoming222 (small blind) showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens

    Seat 6: SeXyLuTiN (big blind) showed [2s 2h] and won (1850) with a full house, Deuces full of Sevens
  26. Ahhh, well, I'd bet it's different for everyone, but what used to get me was playing a hand just the way it's supposed to be played, and doing everything that could be done correctly, and still losing. That used to drive me through the damn wall! But, I suppose as you play and play and play, after long enough, you just become numb to it! :o)
  27. MY GIRL FRIEND PUT S ME ON TILT
     
  28. every fucking thing
     
  29. Dealt to Wubanga [Js Jc]
    akochman: folds
    Muraca: folds
    SoccerandDmb: raises 20 to 40
    FCTejas: raises 120 to 160
    gnattybill: folds
    gnattybill is sitting out
    ratolin: folds
    Enga87: folds
    crikreef: folds
    Wubanga: raises 4290 to 4450 and is all-in
    SoccerandDmb: folds
    FCTejas: calls 1300 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [5c Th 3d]
    Enga87 has returned
    *** TURN *** [5c Th 3d] [Ks]
    *** RIVER *** [5c Th 3d Ks] [Qd]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Wubanga: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
    FCTejas: shows [Td Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)
    FCTejas collected 2970 from pot

    this one usually pisses me off...or wait this one, both within 5 mins .....steaming!

    pokerstars Game #9740157196: Tournament #48888346, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/05/04 - 02:44:15 (ET)
    Table '48888346 10' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 2: bluff0001 (10120 in chips)
    Seat 3: woltas (6483 in chips)
    Seat 4: icallseat3 (10826 in chips)
    Seat 5: bundy604 (11130 in chips)
    Seat 6: sandsy420 (9676 in chips)
    Seat 7: delta (6265 in chips)
    Seat 8: Mill$Man540 (23830 in chips)
    Seat 9: Wubanga (3390 in chips)
    bluff0001: posts the ante 25
    woltas: posts the ante 25
    icallseat3: posts the ante 25
    bundy604: posts the ante 25
    sandsy420: posts the ante 25
    delta: posts the ante 25
    Mill$Man540: posts the ante 25
    Wubanga: posts the ante 25
    icallseat3: posts small blind 100
    bundy604: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Wubanga [Ks Ac]
    sandsy420: raises 1200 to 1400
    delta: folds
    Mill$Man540: folds
    Wubanga: raises 1965 to 3365 and is all-in
    bluff0001: folds
    woltas: folds
    icallseat3: folds
    bundy604: folds
    sandsy420: calls 1965
    *** FLOP *** [4h 8s 6h]
    jpcapone is connected
    *** TURN *** [4h 8s 6h] [Ts]
    *** RIVER *** [4h 8s 6h Ts] [Jc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
  30. agreed murf OMG i hate when they say THATS POKER .........F$*#Y% B@(#%@#(

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