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  1. Nate Avenson Nate Avenson is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2009 (11/8/2009 4:34pm) in reply to dazedace

    I used to sarcastically tell them to take advantage of the redeposit bonus. I still do it, I am just more genuine.

    ME: "nh sir, you seem like a pretty solid player. I'm not sure if you saw this, but right now [this site] has a redposit bonus of xx%. It's like free money lol.""
    DONK: "thanks, I'll look into it!"

    ME: "no prob :)"

    lol...donks
     
  2. orgnalsooners orgnalsooners is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2009 (11/8/2009 7:50pm) in reply to Nate Avenson

    Next you'll say that calling a girl a slut is gonna keep her from droppin her panties...

    Bad players play bad and it's a gr8 myth that they give a shit what u tell them.. If anything they might play worse to try to put sick beat on you...Donkeys are donkeys, sluts are slut, it just is what it is but I am in the minority here.

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  3. MondayWins MondayWins is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2009 (11/8/2009 8:20pm) in reply to Mindthis

    Why do you have to say anything at all?
  4. orgnalsooners orgnalsooners is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2009 (11/8/2009 8:47pm) in reply to MondayWins

    I don't and 99% of the time do not, I was just commenting purely on the thesis of this post fwiw...

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  5. acecatcher26 acecatcher26 is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2009 (11/8/2009 10:02pm) in reply to orgnalsooners

    I used to be the worst at berating people, And prob about 2-3 years ago I realized that berating these donks does nothing positive for them or the game or for you. Anymore I cant even stand to read the chit chat they spew off so I just keep the chat closed, when someone makes a horrible call and beats me I will open chat to say NH and proceed to close the table or turn the chat back off if Im still playing.
  6. mathclubdowny mathclubdowny is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2009 (11/9/2009 9:45pm) in reply to Reoknows

     
    Originally Posted by Reoknows View Post

    I'm more a fan of - "I hope you and your whole familiy dies"

    or "I hope you and your family die of cancer" - well thats usually when I get beat in DON's

    the MTT's I play are lower stakes so I don't care too much
  7. Poker Orifice Poker Orifice is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2009 (11/9/2009 9:52pm) in reply to Reoknows

     
    Originally Posted by Reoknows View Post

    I'm more a fan of - "I hope you and your whole familiy dies"

    ^^ this... or.... go play in fast-moving traffic.
  8. Poker Orifice Poker Orifice is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2009 (11/9/2009 9:55pm) in reply to Poker Orifice

    I did lose it on a player about a week ago (had been a long time, usually wouldn't waste my time and of course don't want the guy to get any better but this one.. idk... it was real bad and I blew up). The guy tells me he's got cancer and is just playing for fun. I respond, "Cancer?...why wait so long... why not just jump off a building tonight?" Yah... poker can bring out the best in me at times.
  9. LoveHatePoker LoveHatePoker is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2009 (11/9/2009 9:58pm) in reply to Mindthis

    sometimes, when i see someone berating someone else, i try to push the berator into full tilt mode via the chat box. nothing too out of line... one time this guy was ranting and i kept being like "LOL NO ONE CARES" whenever he typed something, and then he was about to lose another pot so i quickly typed out "NO ONE CARES" and got it in a split-second before his next rant. i think he was gone a couple hands later.
  10. ndelapiedra ndelapiedra is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2009 (11/9/2009 11:20pm) in reply to lkport

     
    Originally Posted by lkport View Post

    My latest is "You are a genius! turn pro now!"

    LOL, turn pro and don't shit like they Reddick
  11. cocoa_butter111 cocoa_butter111 is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2009 (11/9/2009 11:25pm) in reply to Mindthis

    im a big fan of... mbn haha
     
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