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I was railing my friend CurtesyFlush just givin him some shit when half the table decided
they needed to stick up for him. Little did they know they brought a knife to a gunfight,
and when they could not emerge victorious they resorted to a tear soaked email sent to
a customer service rep.

Apparently UB does not understand the concept of keepin it real........

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxx, While reviewing game histories, we have noticed you using unacceptable chat at our tables. Accordingly, we have suspended your chat privileges on the site until the 03/31/05. This is an extract of the chat in question: TerryJuiceman (obs) says "HEY CURTESY FLUSH YOU LEFT YOUR BOYFRIENDS LOAD IN THE TerryJuiceman (obs) says "YOU MIND FLUSHING IT?". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "MY O-RING THROBS FOR YOU". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "PSST". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "OVER HERE". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "I SEE BROKE PEOPLE...". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "EVERYBODY TIGHTEN UP 1ST PAYS $35!". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "Thats more than curts mom wakes up with on the bedside TerryJuiceman (obs) says "burning". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "its not strep". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "believe me her last moments were "orgasmic"". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "she died in my arms". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "i got no place to go (sob)". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "i usually dont at your house". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "do we keep u up?". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "no terry isnt hurting mommy". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "whats that "whooshing" sound?". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "is that you farting or just missing every pot you jump TerryJuiceman (obs) says "?". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "WHIFF!". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "COULDA BEEN EITHER". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "LOL". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "YOU GUYS SIT AROUND AND LET ALL YOUR MUSCLES ATROPHY E TerryJuiceman (obs) says "NEED..". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "I CANT HELP IT IF THATS ALL YOULL PLAY.... F A G". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "THAT AND "HIDE THE SAUSAGE". TerryJuiceman (obs) says """. TerryJuiceman (obs) says "YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "I THINK I HAVE A RASH". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "HEY GAME". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "IM LIKE COREY HART BEOTCH". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "I NEVER SURRENDER". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "SORRY JUST HAD TO SHAKE ONE OFF ON YOUR MOMS BACK REAL TerryJuiceman (obs) says "SH IT LOOKED LIKE A JACKSON POLLACK PAINTING". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "ALL SPACKLED". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "AND FRACTALED". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "FLUID TRADER". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "PASSAGE INVADER". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "DARTH FU CKIN VADER". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "I LOVE YOU". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "NICE FOLD CURT". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "WAY TO MAKE POWER MOVES". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "THIS GUYS A REAL DOUCHE".
At this point my chat gets shut off but a short two minutes later
it is back on. TerryJuiceman (obs) says "I GUESS THEY REVIEWED THE FOOTAGE". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "AND REALIZED I WAS SERVING THIS F A G". TerryJuiceman (obs) says "LET THE SHOW GO ON". I barely get these last words out b4 chat goes off for good.

We are building a community that provides an enjoyable atmosphere for people who want to play (or learn to play) the game of poker. Just as abusive language and behavior is not allowed in brick-and-mortar cardrooms, we cannot allow it at our tables. Thank you for your cooperation. Best Regards, Gina Customer Service Department. </TT></PRE> <FORM name=showLetter2 action=/ym/ShowLetter?Idx=982&Search=&YY=15686&or der=down&sort=date&pos=39 method=post><INPUT type=hidden value=3n2hyBWt/s. name=.crumb><INPUT type=hidden value=4038_0_568866_1265_1178_0_31555_2970_3050118 230_oSObkYn4Ur5HQVbr2mDutFQCxx.PM1zmIfc0gsISbAkgZV 0gU9BIIHNWVKeuVkevV2GEFXCCxIoJWOuEmsujxkDagB6bCKrv UJuoDTMpLLAgDX._nLKRY_eWNkW1Z5T2YAxMEJFkJYaBGeevj4 91PRoZtskDnw-- name=MsgId> <INPUT type=hidden value=Inbox name=box> <INPUT type=hidden name=MOV> <INPUT type=hidden name=NewFol> <INPUT type=hidden name=destBox> <INPUT type=hidden value="Please enter a name for your folder." name=newfoldermessage> <INPUT type=hidden name=DEL> <SPAN class=first><BUTTON id=deletebottom onclick=Delete_Click(this); name=delete value="Delete">Delete</BUTTON><BUTTON class=hasdefaultstate id=replybottom value="Reply">Reply</BUTTON><BUTTON class=hasdefaultstate id=forwardbottom value="Forward">Forward</BUTTON><BUTTON onclick=document.spamform.submit(); value="Spam">Spam</BUTTON><BUTTON class=menubutton id=movebottom title="Move selected message(s)" name=move>Move...</BUTTON> </SPAN>
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