So as some of you know there was a thread a few days ago where JesseWjames showed a slowroll by Metfan4590 and called him a douche for it, well this is wat happened to Metfan tonight...

Full Tilt Poker Game #17690282662: $1 Million Guarantee (119771997), Table 83 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:35:13 ET - 2010/01/17
Seat 1: UnoffensiveNick (47,463)
Seat 2: metfan4590 (123,631)
Seat 3: Donkey Balboa (26,698)
Seat 4: HHHUGO (84,393)
Seat 5: isuckatcards11 (40,670)
Seat 6: DumbHick (66,914)
Seat 7: IM_ICM (92,674)
Seat 8: P0K3RDUUDE (57,012)
Seat 9: xIzAnx (76,677)
UnoffensiveNick antes 250
metfan4590 antes 250
Donkey Balboa antes 250
HHHUGO antes 250
isuckatcards11 antes 250
DumbHick antes 250
IM_ICM antes 250
P0K3RDUUDE antes 250
xIzAnx antes 250
P0K3RDUUDE posts the small blind of 1,000
xIzAnx posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to isuckatcards11 [7s 7h]
UnoffensiveNick folds
metfan4590 raises to 4,455
Donkey Balboa folds
HHHUGO folds
isuckatcards11 raises to 40,420, and is all in
DumbHick folds
IM_ICM folds
P0K3RDUUDE folds
xIzAnx folds
metfan4590 has 15 seconds left to act
metfan4590 has requested TIME
metfan4590: o
metfan4590 calls 35,965
isuckatcards11 shows [7s 7h]
metfan4590 shows [Ad Ah]
*** FLOP *** [Ks 8d 6s]
*** TURN *** [Ks 8d 6s] [5s]
isuckatcards11: lol die
*** RIVER *** [Ks 8d 6s 5s] [8s]
isuckatcards11 shows a flush, King high
metfan4590 shows two pair, Aces and Eights
isuckatcards11 wins the pot (86,090) with a flush, King high
UnoffensiveNick: LOL
isuckatcards11: ooooooooo
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 86,090 | Rake 0
Board: [Ks 8d 6s 5s 8s]
Seat 1: UnoffensiveNick folded before the Flop
Seat 2: metfan4590 showed [Ad Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 3: Donkey Balboa folded before the Flop
Seat 4: HHHUGO folded before the Flop
Seat 5: isuckatcards11 showed [7s 7h] and won (86,090) with a flush, King high
Seat 6: DumbHick folded before the Flop
Seat 7: IM_ICM (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: P0K3RDUUDE (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: xIzAnx (big blind) folded before the Flop

 

Originally Posted by ArgentinaBoy

I can safely say no one cares

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cool story bro

hahahaha HOF, especially funny if you consider fulltilts RNG

hahahaha

boring

 

Originally Posted by ApesAreFun

I love this :D Fuck slowrollers.

MAKES ME :) slowrolling bitch i dont care how much chips/money you have unless your trying to influence a person behind u to call then its ok but anyone who does that is bitch!

 

Originally Posted by jonnyg123

youre all too sensitive. slowrolling is awesome

+1

I love the backfired slowroll. Slowrolls are not as entertaining as some make them out to be.

over it

cool story, bro... LITERALLY!

This man approves:

got what he desevered slowrolls are for woman

The only way my stable holds AA is to slowroll...sorry but it's the truth :(

I remember when someone slow rolled me with JQ on a 8JQ flop in a live game, only for me to slowroll them back with 88. It was priceless because I played the hand in a straight forward fashion which confused him, by making an over raise after he lead into me, and he falsely percieved I was on tilt from a couple of hands ago.After we both tried to trap each other when he had JJ against my AQ on a AAJ flop. His reaction after I busted him was the best ever.

cool story brah/hijack following:

slowrolling is the most childest sht someone can do. I was about 3/4 through a 20 hr. live cash session 2 nights ago and this internet kid slowroll me, after i pushed on him with the nut flush, wherein he called and took 2 minutes of hollywooding to finally show his boat. I guess he wanted to tilt me, I dunno. I immediately threw him the bird and told the kid next to me to not let me forget to return the favor, should the opportunity present itself (since i couldn't note)

obv, 3 hrs later i flopped nines full on a kk9xx board and let him bet the entire way, oop. check the river where she shoved his remaining 250 or so and it was on. stood up for about 3 minutes, walked around the cardroom. appologized to the rest of the players for taking so long. showed him one of the nines in my hand, as if to get a read or w/e. finally he called clock on me, which is what i was waiting for. when the minute ran down to about 5 seconds, I called. he turned over AK. "god damn it." i exclaimed. "fckin knew you had that hand. i'm so bad." stared at my cards for about 20 seconds, as the dealer started to push the pot his way. and finally turned my cards over and pointed at the dude, cackling as he moped out of the cardroom. i may have nutted my pants twice during the ten minute ordeal. which i didn't know i had in me. first and only slowroll of my life.

fck that dude. and fck slowrolling.

I don't slowroll because I never win with AA and it only prolongs the inevitable, die fulltilt and your rigged site

Full Tilt Poker Game #17713680031: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (133504184), Table 20 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:11:01 ET - 2010/01/18
Seat 1: croz300 (11,179)
Seat 2: hrdwrknman73 (4,995)
Seat 3: JohnnyB78000 (31,260)
Seat 4: iM2StOnEd420 (3,112)
Seat 5: bigwillie20 (13,330)
Seat 6: Motorpsicuy (15,150)
Seat 8: TiroFortuna (6,945)
Seat 9: Batman4747 (20,963)
croz300 antes 100
hrdwrknman73 antes 100
JohnnyB78000 antes 100
iM2StOnEd420 antes 100
bigwillie20 antes 100
Motorpsicuy antes 100
TiroFortuna antes 100
Batman4747 antes 100
bigwillie20 posts the small blind of 400
Motorpsicuy posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bigwillie20 [Ah As]
TiroFortuna folds
Batman4747 folds
croz300 has 15 seconds left to act
croz300 raises to 3,200
skruck sits down
skruck adds 1,700
hrdwrknman73 has 15 seconds left to act
hrdwrknman73 raises to 4,895, and is all in
JohnnyB78000 folds
iM2StOnEd420 folds
bigwillie20 raises to 13,230, and is all in
Motorpsicuy folds
croz300 calls 7,879, and is all in
bigwillie20 shows [Ah As]
croz300 shows [5d 5s]
hrdwrknman73 shows [Kh Kd]
Uncalled bet of 2,151 returned to bigwillie20
*** FLOP *** [Td 7c 4d]
*** TURN *** [Td 7c 4d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Td 7c 4d 5h] [Qd]
bigwillie20 shows a pair of Aces
croz300 shows three of a kind, Fives
croz300 wins the side pot (12,368) with three of a kind, Fives
bigwillie20: standard
hrdwrknman73 shows a pair of Kings
croz300 wins the main pot (16,285) with three of a kind, Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28,653 Main pot 16,285. Side pot 12,368. | Rake 0
Board: [Td 7c 4d 5h Qd]
Seat 1: croz300 showed [5d 5s] and won (28,653) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: hrdwrknman73 showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: JohnnyB78000 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: iM2StOnEd420 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: bigwillie20 (small blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Motorpsicuy (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: TiroFortuna folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Batman4747 folded before the Flop