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  1. dankness3 dankness3 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 1:55am)

    <span> I tilt cause im fly- you cant cause you not this why this is why i rock

    </span> Full Tilt Poker Game #2626421316: Table Vintners (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:47:25 ET - 2007/06/10
    Seat 1: donkeybrane ($930.20)
    Seat 2: dnh83 ($396)
    Seat 3: whatuppson ($191)
    Seat 4: zestfulyclean ($637.20)
    Seat 5: srdmat2 ($1 006.30)
    Seat 6: ZIGZO ($266.10)
    dnh83 posts the small blind of $2
    whatuppson posts the big blind of $4
    The button is in seat #1

    Holecards:
    Dealt to whatuppson [ ]
    zestfulyclean folds
    srdmat2 folds
    ZIGZO folds
    donkeybrane folds
    dnh83 has 15 seconds left to act
    dnh83 raises to $14
    whatuppson calls $10

    Flop :
    [ ]
    dnh83 has 15 seconds left to act
    dnh83 bets $23
    whatuppson calls $23

    Turn :
    [ ] [ ]
    dnh83 has 15 seconds left to act
    dnh83 checks
    whatuppson bets $52
    dnh83 has 15 seconds left to act
    dnh83 raises to $359 and is all in
    whatuppson calls $102 and is all in
    dnh83 shows [ ]
    whatuppson shows [ ]
    Uncalled bet of $205 returned to dnh83

    River :
    [ ] [ ]
    dnh83 shows a pair of Kings
    whatuppson shows two pair Nines and Threes
    whatuppson wins the pot ($379) with two pair Nines and Threes
    dnh83 adds $195
    whatuppson adds $21

    SUMMARY:
    Total pot $382 | Rake $3
    Board:
    [ ]
    Seat 1: donkeybrane (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: dnh83 (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 3: whatuppson (big blind) showed [ ] and won ($379) with two pair Nines and Threes
    Seat 4: zestfulyclean didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: srdmat2 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: ZIGZO didn't bet (folded)
     
  2. threeven threeven is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 1:57am) in reply to dankness3

    congrats?
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  3. delete22 delete22 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:00am) in reply to dankness3

    Hey you are one of my favorite players...no seriously refer to my profile
  4. AceRunner AceRunner is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:03am) in reply to delete22

    how the busto life ???
  5. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:03am) in reply to dankness3

    GTFO
  6. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:05am) in reply to delete22

    What was that other guy thinking? What a donk. Didn't he know he was up against the best.

    You rock.
  7. dankness3 dankness3 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:08am) in reply to DexterCain

    Fck 25-50 cause 2-4 is fly like my yacht this why this why this why you jock

    Full Tilt Poker Game #2626498752: Table Gateway (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:58:09 ET - 2007/06/10
    Seat 1: hauptizzle ($1 175.20)
    Seat 2: whatuppson ($510.60)
    Seat 3: magoldfish ($538.50)
    Seat 4: donkeybrane ($364)
    Seat 5: dog diddy ($116.80)
    Seat 6: bowvitch ($705.60)
    whatuppson posts the small blind of $2
    magoldfish posts the big blind of $4
    The button is in seat #1

    Holecards:
    Dealt to whatuppson [ ]
    donkeybrane raises to $14
    dog diddy folds
    bowvitch has 15 seconds left to act
    bowvitch folds
    hauptizzle folds
    whatuppson calls $12
    magoldfish raises to $55
    donkeybrane folds
    whatuppson calls $41

    Flop :
    [ ]
    whatuppson checks
    magoldfish bets $111
    whatuppson calls $111

    Turn:
    [ ] [ ]
    whatuppson checks
    magoldfish bets $372.50, and is all in
    whatuppson calls $344.60, and is all in
    magoldfish shows [ ]
    whatuppson shows [ ]
    Uncalled bet of $27 .90 returned to magoldfish

    River:
    [ ] [ ]
    magoldfish shows two pair Queens and Sevens
    whatuppson shows a flush Queen high
    whatuppson wins the pot ($1 032 .20) with a flush Queen high

    SUMMARY:
    Total pot $1 035 .20 | Rake $3
    Board:
    [ ]
    Seat 1: hauptizzle (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: whatuppson (small blind) showed [ ] and won ($1 032.20) with a flush Queen high
    Seat 3: magoldfish (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with two pair Queens and Sevens
    Seat 4: donkeybrane folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: dog diddy didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: bowvitch didn't bet (folded)
     
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  8. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:24am) in reply to dankness3

    you play awful
  9. amak316 amak316 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:30am) in reply to dankness3

    whatuppson calls $12
    whatuppson calls $41
    whatuppson calls $111
    whatuppson calls $344.60, and is all in

    rank call stations?

    congrats on the hands tho
     
  10. dankness3 dankness3 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:41am) in reply to amak316

    Once agian i Call cause im fly, you cant cause you not
    this is why i put the luck in box

    Full Tilt Poker Game #2625194318: $30 000 Guarantee (19730948) Table 39 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:17:41 ET - 2007/06/09
    Seat 1: whatuppson (3 130)
    Seat 2: TryAndSee (4 900)
    Seat 3: BrennanBaller4 (2 595)
    Seat 4: IBruff (2 795)
    Seat 5: blaznazn45 (1 230)
    Seat 6: UcallUout (3 350)
    IBruff posts the small blind of 15
    blaznazn45 posts the big blind of 30
    The button is in seat #3

    Holecards:
    Dealt to whatuppson [ ]
    UcallUout folds
    whatuppson calls 30
    TryAndSee raises to 60
    BrennanBaller4 raises to 180
    IBruff folds
    blaznazn45 folds
    whatuppson calls 150
    TryAndSee calls 120

    Flop:
    [ ]
    whatuppson checks
    TryAndSee checks
    BrennanBaller4 bets 330
    whatuppson calls 330
    TryAndSee folds

    Turn:
    [ ] [ ]
    whatuppson checks
    BrennanBaller4 bets 690
    whatuppson calls 690

    River:
    [ ] [ ]
    whatuppson bets 1,930, and is all in
    BrennanBaller4 calls 1,395, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 535 returned to whatuppson

    Showdown:
    whatuppson shows [ ] a straight, King high
    BrennanBaller4 shows [ ] three of a kind, Fives
    whatuppson wins the pot (5,415) with a straight, King high
    BrennanBaller4 stands up

    SUMMARY:
    Total pot 5,415 | Rake 0
    Board:
    [ ]
    Seat 1: whatuppson showed [ ] and won (5 415) with a straight King high
    Seat 2: TryAndSee folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: BrennanBaller4 (button) showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind Fives
    Seat 4: IBruff (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: blaznazn45 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: UcallUout didn't bet (folded)
     
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  11. chrispy2005 chrispy2005 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:41am) in reply to dankness3

    amazing. and i thought you played 77 on a j88 board bad.
     
  12. dankness3 dankness3 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 2:57am) in reply to chrispy2005

    THis just in, all short stacks have been targeted- feel the wrath of the DANK

    Full Tilt Poker Game #2626844660: Table Juanita (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:51:56 ET - 2007/06/10
    Seat 1: jnoogie ($120)
    Seat 2: ManziAA ($447.20)
    Seat 3: Alaska_Rage ($275.70)
    Seat 4: whatuppson ($219.20)
    Seat 5: IMRAZIN ($768.20)
    ManziAA posts the small blind of $2
    Alaska_Rage has 5 seconds left to act
    Alaska_Rage posts the big blind of $4
    The button is in seat #1

    Holecards :
    Dealt to whatuppson [ ]
    whatuppson calls $4
    IMRAZIN folds
    chotoo adds $81
    jnoogie raises to $14
    ManziAA has 15 seconds left to act
    ManziAA folds
    Alaska_Rage calls $10
    whatuppson calls $10

    Flop :
    [ ]
    Alaska_Rage bets $44
    whatuppson calls $44
    jnoogie raises to $106, and is all in
    Alaska_Rage folds
    whatuppson calls $62
    jnoogie shows [ ]
    whatuppson shows [ ]

    Turn:
    [ ] [ ]

    River:
    [ ] [ ]
    jnoogie shows two pair Aces and Nines
    whatuppson shows three of a kind Nines
    whatuppson wins the pot ($297) with three of a kind Nines
    jnoogie is sitting out

    SUMMARY:
    Total pot $300 | Rake $3
    Board:
    [ ]
    Seat 1: jnoogie (button) showed [ ] and lost with two pair Aces and Nines
    Seat 2: ManziAA (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: Alaska_Rage (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: whatuppson showed [ ] and won ($297) with three of a kind Nines
    Seat 5: IMRAZIN didn't bet (folded)
     
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  13. threeven threeven is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 3:01am) in reply to dankness3

    if I were rolled for 2/4 I would be at your table right now
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  14. dankness3 dankness3 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 3:13am) in reply to dankness3

    dude ill roll you if your seruis
     
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  15. chrispy2005 chrispy2005 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 3:13am) in reply to dankness3

    me next
     
  16. threeven threeven is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 3:15am) in reply to dankness3

    sure, will ship back buyin + half winnings. Im legit, wont scam ya, send it to threeven
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  17. dankness3 dankness3 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 3:51am) in reply to threeven

    this is why i dont play real hands
    Full Tilt Poker Game #2627146447: Table Isola (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:48:18 ET - 2007/06/10
    Seat 1: whatuppson ($365.70)
    Seat 2: Czech_in ($291.20)
    Seat 3: dnh83 ($629.40)
    Seat 4: noluck17 ($542)
    Seat 5: Carmine789 ($129.70)
    Seat 6: slowplaysam ($463.50), is sitting out
    noluck17 posts the small blind of $2
    Carmine789 posts the big blind of $4
    The button is in seat #3
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to whatuppson [Ac Ad]
    whatuppson calls $4
    Czech_in folds
    dnh83 has 15 seconds left to act
    dnh83 folds
    noluck17 folds
    Carmine789 raises to $14
    whatuppson raises to $40
    Carmine789 has 15 seconds left to act
    Carmine789 calls $26
    *** FLOP *** [Qd 5s Kd]
    Carmine789 checks
    whatuppson bets $325.70, and is all in
    Carmine789 calls $89.70, and is all in
    whatuppson shows [Ac Ad]
    Carmine789 shows [Qs Kc]
    Uncalled bet of $236 returned to whatuppson
    *** TURN *** [Qd 5s Kd] [Kh]
    *** RIVER *** [Qd 5s Kd Kh] [4c]
    whatuppson shows two pair, Aces and Kings
    Carmine789 shows a full house, Kings full of Queens
    Carmine789 wins the pot ($258.40) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $261.40 | Rake $3
    Board: [Qd 5s Kd Kh 4c]
    Seat 1: whatuppson showed [Ac Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
    Seat 2: Czech_in didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: dnh83 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: noluck17 (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: Carmine789 (big blind) showed [Qs Kc] and won ($258.40) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
    Seat 6: slowplaysam is sitting out
     
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  18. shadeA1 shadeA1 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 4:03am) in reply to dankness3

    I think ur the reason ppl play poker.
  19. Diggity D Diggity D is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 4:37am) in reply to shadeA1

    Congratulations your a total fucking retard idiot. Go fuck yourself...

    I would love to punch you in the face and break your fucking nose you faggot.
  20. Diggity D Diggity D is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 4:38am) in reply to dankness3

    More like this is why you suck COCK!!!!!
  21. dankness3 dankness3 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 4:41am) in reply to Diggity D

    thank you for that wonderful lullaby diggity d, I can now sleep in peace and uttery serenity.
     
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  22. d2themfi d2themfi is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 4:53am) in reply to dankness3

    hey, hey hey hey, smoke tree everyday?
     
  23. Earlybird893 Earlybird893 is offline

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    Jun 10th, 2007 (6/10/2007 5:05am) in reply to d2themfi

    computer for poker: 900$
    second monitor: 200$
    video card: 40$

    catching an idiot at 2-4: cliche
    looking at the profile later and seeing he made this money 2 days ago: PRICELESS
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