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Why you shouldn't surf the net while pokering...

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  1. asheikh17 asheikh17 is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 10:31pm)

    Full Tilt Poker Game #11317744963: The Fifty-Fifty (84479773), Table 40 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:15:41 ET - 2009/03/24

    Seat 1: maxdaddy84 (3,835)

    Seat 2: omijan (4,497)

    Seat 3: WIZOFODDS (6,702)

    Seat 5: binette777 (2,045)

    Seat 6: cablemanjim (3,191)

    Seat 7: ASheikh17 (2,025)

    Seat 8: Stamdogg (4,605)

    Seat 9: johnny3600 (3,100)

    binette777 posts the big blind of 50

    The button is in seat #3

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to ASheikh17 [8h 8c]

    cablemanjim calls 50

    ASheikh17 calls 50

    omijan: s h i t

    Stamdogg folds

    johnny3600 folds

    maxdaddy84 folds

    omijan: folded 3s

    omijan calls 50

    WIZOFODDS calls 50

    binette777 checks

    *** FLOP *** [8d 9s 8s]

    binette777 has 15 seconds left to act

    binette777 bets 100

    cablemanjim calls 100

    ASheikh17 folds

    omijan folds

    WIZOFODDS folds

    *** TURN *** [8d 9s 8s] [4d]

    BWV988 sits down

    BWV988 adds 2,895

    binette777 has 15 seconds left to act

    binette777 bets 250

    cablemanjim calls 250

    *** RIVER *** [8d 9s 8s 4d] [2d]

    binette777 has 15 seconds left to act

    binette777 bets 450

    cablemanjim folds

    Uncalled bet of 450 returned to binette777

    binette777 mucks

    binette777 wins the pot (950)

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 950 | Rake 0

    Board: [8d 9s 8s 4d 2d]

    Seat 1: maxdaddy84 didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 2: omijan folded on the Flop

    Seat 3: WIZOFODDS (button) folded on the Flop

    Seat 5: binette777 (big blind) collected (950), mucked

    Seat 6: cablemanjim folded on the River

    Seat 7: ASheikh17 folded on the Flop

    Seat 8: Stamdogg didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 9: johnny3600 didn't bet (folded)

    So, yeah, my table happens to pop up at the precise moment I happen to click on a link conveniently located in the exact same place on the screen as the goddamnmotherfucking fold button... FML
  2. JW1981 JW1981 is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 10:35pm) in reply to asheikh17

    I think u may be the 1st person this has ever happened to
  3. makeaporno makeaporno is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 10:43pm) in reply to asheikh17

    I am suprised there isnt a "Are you sure you want to fold, you have F* quads" box that pops up.
  4. moman1965 moman1965 is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 10:46pm) in reply to asheikh17

    Wew you in mid-spank?? Cuz you had to be spankin the monkey hard!!!
  5. agpmedia agpmedia is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 10:46pm) in reply to makeaporno

    ^^^this lol
  6. MarlonMotors MarlonMotors is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 10:48pm) in reply to agpmedia

    LOL ^
  7. asheikh17 asheikh17 is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 10:53pm) in reply to moman1965

     
    Originally Posted by moman1965 View Post

    Wew you in mid-spank?? Cuz you had to be spankin the monkey hard!!!

    hahah, thankfully no... Had i been, i might have inadvertently inflicted serious injury upon myself when i was almost startled out of my seat
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  8. moman1965 moman1965 is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 10:55pm) in reply to asheikh17

     
    Originally Posted by asheikh17 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by moman1965 View Post

    Wew you in mid-spank?? Cuz you had to be spankin the monkey hard!!!

    hahah, thankfully no... Had i been, i might have inadvertently inflicted serious injury upon myself when i was almost startled out of my seat

    Look, I am not the greatest poker player in the world, but I would have to think folding quads is -EV in the long run. Just sayin'!
  9. asheikh17 asheikh17 is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 10:57pm) in reply to moman1965

     
    Originally Posted by moman1965 View Post

    Look, I am not the greatest poker player in the world, but I would have to think folding quads is -EV in the long run. Just sayin'!

    You're probably right... I guess I have some leaks to fix
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  10. cassettecounty cassettecounty is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 11:01pm) in reply to asheikh17

    Wow.

    Just, wow.
  11. Laporta89 Laporta89 is offline

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    Mar 24th, 2009 (3/24/2009 11:37pm) in reply to asheikh17

    LOL -.- Major DOH
  12. The Baby Bull The Baby Bull is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 1:16am) in reply to asheikh17

    I folded top set in similar fashion a few years ago. I feel much better now. Thanks OP!
     
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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 1:30am) in reply to moman1965

     
    Originally Posted by moman1965 View Post

    Wew you in mid-spank?? Cuz you had to be spankin the monkey hard!!!

  14. cassettecounty cassettecounty is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 2:55am) in reply to Paddy

    74th is a good run for someone so tight they fold quads.

    ;)

    GG man.
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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 3:59am) in reply to asheikh17

    unless that was a porn link what could be exciting than quads that u are clicking on another site?
  16. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 4:27am) in reply to asheikh17

    Spank zat man heez monkey.

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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 7:33am) in reply to asheikh17

    lol that sucks dude.
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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 9:06am) in reply to yay415area

    multi-monitor ftw. hey at least u dindt call off your stack with FA!!
  19. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 9:43am) in reply to D11214

    <--- Bad Beats
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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 10:08am) in reply to asheikh17

    LOL, I did the same thing on the river yesterday with a full boat.
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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 11:01am) in reply to asheikh17

     
    Originally Posted by asheikh17 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by moman1965 View Post

    Look, I am not the greatest poker player in the world, but I would have to think folding quads is -EV in the long run. Just sayin'!

    You're probably right... I guess I have some leaks to fix

    no trust me dude u were gonna get rivered.
  22. asheikh17 asheikh17 is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2009 (3/25/2009 12:36pm) in reply to cassettecounty

     
    Originally Posted by cassettecounty View Post

    74th is a good run for someone so tight they fold quads.

    ;)

    GG man.

    Haha, thanks dude

    I figured I had to make up for my extereme nittyness by calling off a 50k stack with KQ, aipf at the 600-1200 level... i suck soooooooo bad at this game :(
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