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  1. My wife does!
  2. I had a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch. Not sure what I'm having for dinner?
  3. LOUD NOISES
  4. Chuck Nevitt
  5. I Love Lamp
  6. You seriously thought the title deserved a double you
  7. in conclusion: if you play poker around women, you better make the final table because they love money! women are funny!
  8. This is any easy one, DTB.
  9. pepperoni pizza pie, you know what I mean.
  10. always double on 16
  11. Mrs. Hoover I ate my glue again.
  12. in China they call chinese food just food. I support this thread and every FT you make! Gooo you!
     
  13. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
  14. sometimes i dont wash my jeans for 3 days str8
  15. You're talkin about stuff, why? I'd rather see your titties.
  16. in the game of life, women are the rake, the motherfucking rake
  17. Outstanding radar!
  18. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
     
  19. yeah seriously OP your post sucks.

    go back to England and get the hell out of America.

    that is all.
  20. Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up first.
  21. baxter? bark twice if your in milwaukee
  22. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
  23. Who's on 1st?
     
  24.  
    Originally Posted by djg23 View Post

    Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

    Agree to disagree
     
  25. Women are good for three things... cooking.. cleaning... and vaginas
  26. sometimes u've got to look in the mirror and say when in rome
  27.  
    Originally Posted by crazyjew68 View Post

    Mrs. Hoover I ate my glue again.

    ^^^LMAO....

    "Just put your head on your desk then Ralph"
  28.  
    Originally Posted by CalBandGreat View Post

    My cat's breath smells like cat food.

    LOL @ the "Diarrama" (sp?) episode.

    Loving 'the Simpson's' quotes. Best part of this post.
  29. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
  30.  
    Originally Posted by djg23 View Post

    I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

    the first three words of your post reminded me of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyTQUWEKx0o

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